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[1.19]Give Him The Chair!Frasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.19]Give Him The Chair! ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on air] To start off the second hour, I would like to depart from my usual format because I recently read a book that... well, it truly just knocked my mental socks off. It's called “The Menopausal Male,” and its author, the distinguished psychiatric scholar Dr. Helmut Bruga, has graciously agreed to join us ..
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[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:26
[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamACT ONE Scene One - Cafe Nervosa Niles and Frasier are sat at a table together. Niles is ordering his coffee from Eric the waiter but Frasier just can't seem to get his. Niles: Double Cappuccino, half-caf, not-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much that it leaves a moustache. Eric: Cinnamon or chocolate on that? Niles: Oh, the..
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[1.16]The Show Where Lilith Comes BackFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:23
[1.16]The Show Where Lilith Comes BackACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Hank: [v.o.] So, Dr. Crane, I just don't know what to do about my weight. I've tried diet after diet, from the "milkshakes three times a day" to that scary bald-headed lady on TV. Nothing seems to work. Frasier: Hank, listen to me. You've got to look inside yourself. There is a part of you that isn't being ..
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[1.15] You Can't Tell A Crook By His CoverFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:22
[1.15]You Can't Tell A Crook By His CoverAct One. Scene A: KACL corridor. Frasier is showing Martin round his workplace. Frasier: Okay, dad. Now, you've seen the executive offices, the advertising offices and the lunchroom. And we now finally come to the sanctum sanctorum: my studio. [points to his picture on the wall] You might recognize that handsome rogue over there. Martin: Wow. Your head ph..
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[1.14]Can't Buy Me LoveFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:20
[1.14]Can't Buy Me LoveAct One. Scene A: KACL Radio Station. Bulldog is in the middle of his show. Frasier is watching from the corridor. Bulldog: [on-air] ...4 for 17 on Sunday, he calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy! Frasier: [to Roz, who's just passing by] Roz, Roz. Listen, could you go in there and get my briefcase for me? I was just on my way out but I ..
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[1.10]OopsFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:13
[1.10]OopsAct One. HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Scene A: Café Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are there. Niles: So I just had to get out of the house. Maris's Junior League are rehearsing their spring musical - this year they're doing “Cats.” The past week and a half I've been watching two dozen underweight, tightly-pulled woman in leotards crawling round the music room, meowing. I'm telling you Fr..
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[1.9]Selling OutFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:11
[1.9]Selling OutACT ONE Scene One - KACL Radio Station. Frasier is on line with Roger. Roger: [v.o.] Well, I had a really good year. I decided hey, why not reward myself? So I bought what I really wanted - a forty- eight foot cabin cruiser. Want to know how much it cost me? I'll tell you how much it cost me: three hundred grand, not to mention the twenty thou for the custom teak decking. Now, he..
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[1.08]Beloved InfidelFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:05
[1.08]Beloved InfidelACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his slot. He is on the line to Danielle, who is French. Frasier: Danielle, you're going to have to slow down a little bit, I'm having a hard time understanding you. Danielle: [v.o.; strong French accent] I'm sorry, Dr. Crane. I'm having a big, big problem with my monsieur. Frasier: Excuse me, with your what? Danielle: My monsieur. Fr..