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  • Episode 4.14 -- "Inauguration part 1"
    The West Wing Scripts/Season 4 2008. 11. 6. 18:10
    THE WEST WING
    "INAUGURATION PART I"
    TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN
    STORY BY: MICHAEL OATES PALMER & WILLIAM SIND
    DIRECTED BY: CHRISTOPHER MISIANO 
    
    TEASER 
    
    FADE IN: INT. CAPITOL BUILDING - DAY
    
    	UNITED STATES CAPITOL SUNDAY
    	INAUGURATION DAY
    
    Bartlet is walking with Ed, Larry and several aids through the lobby when C.J. 
    approaches him.
    
    C.J.
    Good morning, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Why are they talking to me about the order of the balls?
    
    C.J.
    Political Affairs thinks it's important.
    
    LARRY
    They'd like you to start with the Plain States, followed by the Rust Belt Ball, 
    then the one from the Pacific Northwest.
    
    ED
    It shows you're President of the whole country.
    
    C.J.
    Aren't we about to demonstrate that pretty clearly right now?
    
    ED
    He could start with the New Hampshire ball.
    
    LARRY
    Make it clear he knows where he came from.
    
    C.J.
    The President has a driver's license.
    
    LARRY
    What if he starts with all the states where jobs are in decline-- make it clear our 
    message is the economy.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, that's only going to be clear if we also hand out decoder rings. Listen, it's 
    an Inauguration Ball. Let's enjoy ourselves.
    
    ED and LARRY
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.
    
    LARRY
    Knock 'em dead, sir.
    
    ED
    Game on, sir.
    
    Ed, Larry and the rest of the staff depart. 
    
    C.J.
    Actually, it's eight Inauguration Balls.
    
    BARTLET
    You read it?
    
    C.J.
    Every draft all night long.
    
    BARTLET
    You haven't weighed in.
    
    C.J. leans over and kisses him on the cheek.
    
    C.J.
    I just did. Anything else, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    No.
    
    C.J. starts to walk away, but yells back.
    
    C.J.
    Eat 'em up, Chief.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you, Claudia.
    
    Bartlet walks into GREEN ROOM where he spots Josh.
    
    BARTLET
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    It's leaked.
    
    BARTLET
    How much?
    
    JOSH
    Just buzz. They know there's a restatement of foreign objectives. They know the 
    committee chairmen haven't been consultated.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    They know it changed a lot overnight.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, their curiosity will be slacked in about 41 minutes. Listen.
    
    JOSH
    Yes, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    I have a problem.
    
    JOSH
    Well, you're about to propose the most massive shift in foreign policy since the 
    Marshall Plan, and it's going to be wildly unpopular.
    
    BARTLET
    All right, two problems.
    
    JOSH
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I don't have a bible.
    
    JOSH
    What do you mean?
    
    BARTLET
    I kept changing my mind all week on which bible I wanted to use, and then I finally 
    settled on the George Washington Bible but we ran into a problem with the New York 
    Freemasons, which we don't have time to get into.
    
    JOSH
    The Freemasons?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. Charlie's out hunting one down, but he's not back yet.
    
    JOSH
    You know, there's nothing that says you have to be sworn in on a bible.
    
    BARTLET
    Is that true?
    
    JOSH
    You can be sworn in on a Sports Illustrated swimsuit Issue.
    
    BARTLET
    You think that's a good idea?
    
    JOSH
    No.
    
    BARTLET
    You sure?
    
    JOSH
    I'll find Charlie.
    
    BARTLET
    Thanks.
    
    JOSH
    We're right next to you, sir. Knock 'em all down.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    Bartlet walks into an even larger green room, while Josh turns around and walks out 
    of the SMALLER GREEN ROOM where he meets Leo at the door.
    
    LEO
    Nice suit.
    
    JOSH
    Hey, Leo, can you tell me anything about what happened to Jack Reese?
    
    LEO
    The President asked him to get a Forced Depletion Report under the radar.
    
    JOSH
    On Khundu?
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    And someone found out.
    
    LEO
    Hutchinson. It was my fault. Which doesn't excuse...
    
    JOSH
    I don't excuse it.
    
    LEO
    I don't know how she could do that, I really don't. I mean I don't want to talk 
    about it now, but do you suppose her timing could have been any worse?
    
    JOSH
    I told her all that in no uncertain terms.
    
    LEO
    I'll be telling it to her, too.
    
    JOSH
    She knows.
    
    LEO
    Good.
    
    JOSH
    She's not here. I can't find her. I don't think she's coming. I'll find out where 
    Charlie is.
    
    Josh walks away. Leo enters GREEN ROOM and a man walks up to him.
    
    SENATOR BECKWITH 
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    Yes, sir.
    
    BECKWITH 
    I know you've been under ground all night but, uh... there's a rumor that the 
    President's contemplating a new doctrine for the use of force.
    
    LEO
    The President's nothing if not contemplative, Senator. The man makes the Prince 
    of Denmark seem reactionary.
    
    BECKWITH
    No, I mean that he's going to talk about it right now.
    
    LEO
    He's the Commander-in-Chief. He's going to reserve the right to, you know, command.
    
    Leo walks away and enters into the LARGER GREEN ROOM where Bartlet and a host of 
    other people are.
    
    O'DONELL 
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    Mr. Leader.
    
    O'DONELL
    The Hill's going to go crazy.
    
    LEO
    For a refreshing change of pace.
    
    O'DONELL 
    I've assured a dozen members that the White House wouldn't act without us.
    
    LEO
    Then you're all set. There's cheese over there.
    
    Leo walks away and over to where Bartlet is standing talking to men in uniform. 
    When Leo walks up, the men leave.
    
    LEO
    Hello.
    
    BARTLET
    Hi.
    
    LEO
    You know, I saw the dress that Abbey's wearing tonight.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, I may need to get a room.
    
    LEO
    Do you know it's leaked?
    
    BARTLET
    No kidding. In the last two minutes, three people have reminded me what Jefferson 
    said in his Inaugural.
    
    LEO
    "Peace, commerce, honest frienship with all nations and entangling alliances with none."
    
    BARTLET
    The problem is that when he said it, your best chance of getting entangled with an 
    ally was by rowboat.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    Charlie's here.
    
    Charlie comes running up.
    
    CHARLIE
    Sir. 
    
    Charlie hands Bartlet a bible.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet opens the bible and reads the inside.
    
    BARTLET
    Donnie's Motel?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    They didn't have one in the House Library?
    
    CHARLIE
    This is the one from the House Library.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay.
    
    The Chief Justice walks up.
    
    CHIEF JUSTICE 
    Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Mr. Chief Justice.
    
    SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
    END TEASER
    * * *
    
    ACT ONE
    
    FADE IN: INT. PRESS BRIEFING ROOM - DAY
    Bartlet is standing at the podium.
    
    C.J.
    That's when the Chief Justice will ask you to raise your right hand and place your 
    left hand on the Bible.
    
    BARTLET
    What do I do then?
    
    C.J.
    You raise your right hand and put your left hand on the Bible.
    
    	MONDAY MORNING
    	SIX DAYS BEFORE INAUGURATION
    
    BARTLET
    And will there be someone who'll tell me when it's time to do that?
    
    C.J.
    You mock me?
    
    BARTLET
    I do. May I continue?
    
    C.J.
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    [to prompter operator] Can we pull foreign policy up on the prompter?
    
    TOBY
    144 on the prompter, please. It's going to take a second.
    
    Toby is reading a piece of paper and laughs to himself.
    
    BARTLET 
    [to Toby] What's going on?
    
    TOBY
    The Chief Justice-- wrote a dissenting opinion in Sea Northern v. Arizona, saying 
    that an association between asbestos and a higher risk of cancer in later life was 
    insufficient to merit relief.
    
    BARTLET
    So what?
    
    TOBY
    He... [chuckles] I don't know how to say this. He wrote it in meter.
    
    BARTLET
    A meter?
    
    TOBY
    He wrote a dissenting opinion in what I am almost certain is trochiac tetrometer. 
    Will?
    
    WILL
    It is.
    
    BARTLET
    What are you talking about?
    
    TOBY
    He starts in the fourth graph.
    
    Toby walks up to the podium and hands the paper to Bartlet.
    
    BARTLET
    "Fear of cancer from asbestos, fuzzy science manifestos."
    
    TOBY
    A guy just faxed this to Will.
    
    BARTLET
    Which one's Will?
    
    Toby points to Will standing in the back of the room.
    
    TOBY
    He is. 
    
    Will raises his hand.
    
    TOBY
    It's a loud syllable followed by a soft syllable, which is a trochaic foot, then 
    there's four per comma, which is tetrameter.
    
    C.J.
    You think he's trying to tell us something through code?
    
    TOBY
    144's on the prompter, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    "America cannot be the world's policeman. America cannot enforce its own values, its 
    own standards across the world. Yet when it's in our clear an vital interests..." 
    We're being candid at least.
    
    TOBY
    This is State Department language.
    
    BARTLET
    No kidding. Look, I understand I present a uniform gap, but I want to mean what I say.
    
    TOBY
    Will, you're going to meet with my counterpart, the State Department Communications 
    Director. He likes to have input into foreign policy language.
    
    WILL
    Isn't he going to be insulted that he's meeting with someoone he's never heard of, 
    who isn't a White House staffer?
    
    TOBY
    I would really think so.
    
    LEO
    That's all. Thank you.
    
    The staffers exit. Bartlet and Leo walk out into the HALLWAY.
    
    BARTLET
    The Chief Justice wrote a poem.
    
    LEO
    He's trying to get the Court to adopt powdered wigs.
    
    BARTLET
    What do you mean?
    
    LEO
    Exactly what I said.
    
    BARTLET
    Powdered wigs?
    
    LEO
    Like the British magistrates. I'm telling you, I think there might be a problem.
    
    BARTLET
    You think he stayed to long at the fair?
    
    LEO
    He's not a young man.
    
    BARTLET
    Neither am I.
    
    LEO
    This is what I'm talking about.
    
    They stop in front of LEO'S OFFICE.
    
    BARTLET
    This foreign policy language is ridiculous.
    
    LEO
    It'll get fixed.
    
    BARTLET
    What's going on in Khundu?
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    I got a short security cable this morning about civil unrest in the Republic of 
    Equatorial Khundu, and I had to reach for an atlas.
    
    LEO
    Near the Ivory Coast.
    
    BARTLET
    I know that now.
    
    LEO
    The government forces run by the Arkutu have apparently killed as many as 200 Induye 
    on the streets of Bitanga, which is the capitol.
    
    BARTLET
    Two warring tribes?
    
    LEO
    Well, no, one tribes warring, and the other one's getting killed. But the point is 
    we got about 500 American missionaries.
    
    BARTLET
    They're being evacuated?
    
    LEO
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay. Thank you.
    
    Leo walks into his office and Charlie and Jed walk into THE OVAL OFFICE. Will is 
    following behind them.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. President, I'm sorry to bother you about this.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah?
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. Hollowman says if you want to use the Goerge Washington Bible, they need some 
    time to get it here.
    
    BARTLET
    From where?
    
    CHARLIE
    The Freemason's have the Washington Bible.
    
    BARTLET
    They do?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    And they need several days notice?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Why?
    
    CHARLIE
    I don't know, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Are they not sure where it is?
    
    CHARLIE
    Should I tell Mr. Hollowman you're using it?
    
    BARTLET
    I'm going to be using the Bartlet Bible. That's at the New Hampshire Historical Society.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    Charlie exits and Bartlet notices Will standing in his office.
    
    BARTLET
    Yes.
    
    WILL
    Sir, just to be clear... You're hoping that there can be a broader definition of 
    "vital interests."
    
    BARTLET
    Hoping beyond hope.
    
    WILL
    Thank you, sir. 
    
    Will starts to walk out, but when he gets to the door, he turns around.
    
    WILL
    There's a... partnership, sir, that can develop between someone and his speechwriter. 
    It happens over time. You get to know just where he likes his commas and why he says 
    self-government instead of governement. Why he doesn't like the word "implement" but 
    does like the word "obfuscate". Like jazz musicians...
    
    BARTLET
    I can't remember your name, but are you asking me out on a date?
    
    WILL
    No, sir. It happens over time.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay.
    
    WILL
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    Will exits into the OUTER OVAL OFFICE.
    
    WILL
    Charlie, do you happen to know if the New Hampshire State House has the Governor 
    Bartlet's public statements?
    
    CHARLIE
    They do.
    
    WILL
    Any chance you could help me get them?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah, it's not a problem.
    
    Will starts to walk out, but turns around.
    
    WILL
    And copies of his floor speeches from the House?
    
    CHARLIE
    I can also send a couple of people to the Library of Congress...
    
    WILL
    Everything he's ever said out loud in his life?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah.
    
    WILL
    Thank you.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH'S OFFICE - DAY
    Josh is sitting at his desk working on the computer, when Donna knocks on the 
    doorframe and enters carrying a white envelope.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    DONNA
    Tickets came.
    
    JOSH
    For?
    
    DONNA
    The balls.
    
    JOSH
    Could you hang onto mine for me till Sunday?
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Thanks.
    
    DONNA
    You know what Jack will be wearing? A saber.
    
    JOSH
    God, Donna, please tell me that's not going to be the only thing he's wearing.
    
    DONNA
    No, he'll be wearing his dress blues. Warfare pin, Submarine Officer pin, two 
    commendation medals, meritorious unit, Purple Heart, Bronze Cross and a saber.
    
    JOSH
    I'll be wearing a tuxedo from Gary's. Who's been on the phone?
    
    DONNA
    Confused people from the State Department.
    
    JOSH
    They decided to change the foreign policy language 20 minutes ago. How do they 
    know already?
    
    DONNA
    They wanted to know why their Public Affairs Director was asked to meet with 
    Will Bailey.
    
    JOSH
    The President's asked Toby and Will to look at the language.
    
    DONNA
    Okay.
    
    JOSH
    Keep the President out of it. I've asked Toby and Will to look at the language.
    
    DONNA
    All right.
    
    JOSH
    Thanks.
    
    DONNA
    13 buttons on the trousers.
    
    JOSH 
    [with an overly sweet smile] I don't want to know how you know that.
    
    Donna smiles at Josh then walks out of his office. Josh continues to stare after 
    her until she turns a corner.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - DAY
    Bartlet is attending a prayer breakfast. The room is full of various clerical people. 
    They are standing around tables which are set with paltes of food, while a Cardinal 
    says a prayer.
    
    CARDINAL PATRICK 
    Heavenly Father, assist with your spirit of counsel and fortitude the President of 
    the Untied states, that his administration may be conducted in righteousness, and 
    be eminently useful to your people over whom he presides. And we ask this morning 
    for the safe evacuation of the 500 American missionaries and their children in the 
    Republic of Equatorial Khundu and for the people of Khundu, where horrible violence 
    has broken out. We pray to you, who are Lord our God, forever and ever. Amen.
    
    ALL 
    Amen.
    
    They all sit and begin to eat breakfast.
    
    ARCHBISHOP ZAKE KINTAKA 
    Patrick, you may pray all you wish, but thousands upon thousands African children 
    will die unnless the U.S. intervenes. Tens of thousand of Khundunese children and 
    their parents slaughtered.
    
    PATRICK
    Well, I don't control the armed forces, Zake.
    
    BARTLET
    No, he was talking to me, your Eminence. [to Zake] Your Excellency, I got a very 
    sketchy intelligence report on the violence in the capitol about an hour ago.
    
    ZAKE 
    The violence isn't limited to Bitanga, sir. It's spread to the countryside.
    
    BARTLET
    I didn't know that.
    
    ZAKE
    May I ask you something, sir, with all due respect, please?
    
    BARTLET
    Yes.
    
    ZAKE
    If mass genocide had broken out in a small European country, would your intelligence 
    briefing this morning have been quite so sketchy?
    
    BARTLET
    No.
    
    ZAKE 
    I join my colleagues in their prayers for the safe evacuation of the Americans.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT ONE
    * * *
    
    ACT TWO
    
    FADE IN: INT. WILL'S OFFICE - DAY
    Will is sitting at his desk when Bonnie knocks on the door and enters.
    
    BONNIE
    Okay, Will, you ready? This is Assistant Secretary of State for Public Affairs, 
    Bryce Lilly.
    
    WILL
    Thank you.
    
    BRYCE LILLY enters Will's office.
    
    WILL
    Mr. Secretary.
    
    BRYCE LILLY
    Bailey?
    
    WILL
    Will Bailey, yes, sir.
    
    BRYCE
    You... are young.
    
    WILL
    Uh, thank you. Have a seat please.
    
    BRYCE
    Thank you.
     
    They sit.
    
    WILL
    How long have you been in Public Affairs at State?
    
    BRYCE
    Under the last three Presidents.
    
    WILL
    You worked for both parties.
    
    BRYCE
    You know the difference? Republicans want a huge military but they don't want to send 
    it anywhere. The Democrats wants a small military and they want to send it everywhere.
    
    WILL
    Yes, I've heard that.
    
    BRYCE
    Actually, when I heard the name Bailey, I got a chill in my occipital, a Pavlovian 
    reaction from when I used to have run-ins with a General Tom Bailey at the home store 
    in Brussels. Any relation?
    
    WILL
    A little bit. He's my father.
    
    BRYCE
    Really?
    
    WILL
    Yes, sir.
    
    BRYCE
    How long have you been with the NSC?
    
    WILL
    I'm not.
    
    BRYCE
    How long have you been White House Senior Staff?
    
    WILL
    Oh, no, I'm not that either. I'm on a three-week contract with the DNC to work on the 
    Inauguration speech.
    
    BRYCE
    Son, I'm an Assistant Secretary.
    
    WILL
    For Public Affairs. Which makes you just the person I need to speak to. The President 
    is troubled by some of the language...
    
    BRYCE
    Then this should been taken up between myself and Toby Zeigler.
    
    WILL
    I hope you don't mind. Toby's asked me to speak to you.
    
    BRYCE
    What are the concerns?
    
    WILL
    "America stands alone as the indispensable nation-- a force for peace, freedom and 
    prosperity on all corners of the globe."
    
    BRYCE
    But that's almost exactly what we wrote.
    
    WILL
    No, that is exactly what you wrote. I'm quoting the State Department text.
    
    BRYCE
    You memorized it? It was 1,200 words.
    
    WILL
    I'm pretty sure it was 1,123.
    
    BRYCE
    What's his concern?
    
    WILL
    Well, I'm suppose to begin with-- and this neither here nor there-- but globes don't 
    have corners.
    
    BRYCE
    If this is about style and not substance...
    
    WILL
    No, it's about substance.
    
    BRYCE
    We've been over this long before you got here, and I imagine we'll keep on going over 
    it long after your three weeks are done. This White House has to be careful about the 
    use of force. It's a hostile Congress.
    
    WILL
    Well, personally, I'd have no problem using force on Congress, but that's not my call.
    
    BRYCE
    This President can't write himself a blank check when it comes to foreign policy. 
    Especially this President.
    
    WILL
    Especially this President.
    
    BRYCE
    That's right.
    
    WILL
    Because of the Clause in Article One that says not every President gets the full 
    powers of Commander-in-Chief?
    
    BRYCE
    Are you rewriting the section?
    
    WILL
    Yes, sir.
    
    BRYCE
    Dramatically?
    
    WILL
    Well, I like to think I have a certain flair.
    
    BRYCE
    I mean significantly.
    
    WILL
    That's what the President is looking for, sir.
    
    BRYCE
    In consultation with State?
    
    WILL
    That's entirely up to Toby.
    
    BRYCE
    Thank you, sir. [stands] Apparently, I'm not done with the Baileys.
    
    Bryce Lilly exits.
    
    WILL
    Apparently not... you effete...
    
    BANG! There's a loud thud on the window. Will gets up and sees Toby throwing a ball 
    against the window that separates their offices. Will walks into TOBY'S OFFICE.
    
    WILL
    What are you doing?
    
    TOBY
    I throw a rubber ball against the window, that means you come to me.
    
    WILL
    Really?
    
    TOBY
    As my frustration level grows, so does the velocity of the ball against the window.
    
    WILL
    I just told Bryce Lilly.
    
    TOBY
    Good.
    
    WILL
    [pointing to boxes piled on Toby's desk] What's in there?
    
    TOBY
    Did you ask for transcripts of public remarks from Manchester?
    
    WILL
    Yes.
    
    TOBY
    That's what they are.
    
    WILL
    Okay.
    
    TOBY
    And the 14 other cartoons outside.
    
    WILL
    Okay.
    
    TOBY
    So we're dumping State's language?
    
    WILL
    Yes.
    
    TOBY
    Which means we'll need some of our own.
    
    WILL
    Yes.
    
    TOBY
    I'm talking to myself right now, so there's no reason for you to be answering.
    
    WILL
    Is there a reason for me to be standing here?
    
    TOBY
    No.
    
    WIll exits Toby's office. Toby starts to throw the ball at the window again but stops.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet is sitting in a chair reading. Charlie knocks and enters.
    
    CHARLIE
    Sir?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah?
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. Cravenly, the Director of Special Collections at the New Hampshire Historical 
    Society, just phoned about the Bartlet Bible.
    
    BARTLET
    And?
    
    CHARLIE
    You can't use it.
    
    BARTLET
    I can't?
    
    CHARLIE
    It needs to be in a climate-controlled vault or it warps.
    
    BARTLET
    Just as the disciples intended.
    
    CHARLIE
    He suggested the Jefferson Bible.
    
    BARTLET
    The Jefferson bible doesn't warp?
    
    CHARLIE
    I think it does, and being from new Hampshire, he just didn't care.
    
    BARTLET
    Probably. Speaking of New Hampshire, don't I own the Bartlet Bible?
    
    CHARLIE
    It was sold at auction.
    
    BARTLET
    I know. I bought it.
    
    CHARLIE
    And you donated to the New Hampshire Historical Society.
    
    BARTLET
    And they won't loan it back to me so that I can be inaugurated?
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. Cravenly felt bad about that.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. His name is really Mr. Cravenly? You're not making that up?
    
    CHARLIE
    No, sir. Bertram Cravenly.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay, would you tell him that I'd like very much to use my family's Bible, which my 
    family has bought at least twice now.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    You know, a couple hundred people got killed today in Khundu.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah, I saw, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    The Arkutu control the government and they're killing...
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah, I saw. The Americans got out?
    
    BARTLET
    I'm sorry?
    
    CHARLIE
    We got the Americans out?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, mm-hmm.
    
    CHARLIE
    Anything else, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    No.
    
    CHARLIE
    Thank you, sir.
    
    Charlie starts to walk out, but Bartlet calls back.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. Ask Bob Slattery to come over here.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    CUT TO: INT. PRESS BREIFING ROOM - DAY
    
    C.J.
    At that time, the Chief Justice will ask the President to raise his right hand and 
    place his left hand on the Bible.
    
    REPORTER MARK 
    C.J.?
    
    C.J.
    Yeah?
    
    REPORTER MARK
    And what will the President do then?
    
    C.J.
    Okay. Katie?
    
    REPORTER KATIE
    Will the President be asked to swear an oath of any kind?
    
    C.J.
    Well, I guess we'll find out six days from now, but thank you to the Smothers Brothers. 
    
    Laughter.
    
    C.J.
    Good night.
    
    REPORTERS 
    Thank you, C.J.
    
    C.J. exits into the HALLWAY. Carol approaches C.J. and they do a walk- and-talk. 
    C.J. doesn't notice that Danny is following behind them.
    
    CAROL
    C.J., Danny wanted to see you for a second.
    
    C.J.
    No way.
    
    CAROL
    Well...
    
    C.J.
    Stop trying to get us together, okay? If I wanted Danny, I could have him. And he's 
    still a jackass from the foreign Ops vote and many other things, so tell him I'm 
    getting my hair done.
    
    DANNY
    Your hair looks great.
    
    C.J.
    There was no way you could tell me he was right behind me? You couldn't fit that in? 
    
    CAROL
    Sorry.
    
    C.J.
    [to Danny] In here.
    
    They go into C.J.'S OFFICE.
    
    C.J.
    Yes?
    
    DANNY
    My signal agent's missing, the cricket player.
    
    C.J.
    How...
    
    DANNY
    I tried his house. The phone's disconneted. The airstrip won't give me information, 
    neither will the landlord, except he just signed a new two-year lease two weeks ago.
    
    C.J.
    How do you know?
    
    DANNY
    Because I do.
    
    C.J.
    If I help you find the cricket player, you'll consider it a favor and not the White 
    House cooperating with your story?
    
    DANNY
    I would never think the White House is cooperating with me.
    
    C.J.
    Thank you.
    
    DANNY
    Can I just ask? What is it you'd do exactly to have me?
    
    C.J.
    Is there anything else?
    
    DANNY
    No.
    
    C.J.
    Good.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet is at his desk reading. Charlie knocks and enters.
    
    CHARLIE
    Sir? Mr. Slattery.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    BOB "BOBBY" SLATTERY [NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR] 
    Good evening, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Bobby, what's going on?
    
    BOB
    Intelligence is thin outside Bitanga. In fact, the Archbishop's network of clerics 
    is probably as good as it gets.
    
    BARTLET
    The Catholic Church has better intelligence than we do?
    
    BOB
    It's a very small embassy, maybe ten people. And no Agency presence.
    
    BARTLET
    None?
    
    BOB 
    No, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    How many are dead right now?
    
    BOB
    We have no way of knowing.
    
    BARTLET
    Estimate.
    
    BOB 
    Could be as many as 5,000.
    
    BARTLET
    Bobby, I don't want to make noise but I want to see a forced depletion report. 
    I want to know how many we'd lose and I want to do it without going three rounds 
    in the newspaper with Miles Hutchison. Who do we have at the Pentagon who could 
    do this for us?
    
    BOB 
    Jack Reese, Nancy's aid.
    
    BARTLET
    You trust him?
    
    BOB 
    I do.
    
    BARTLET
    Tell him I want to see forced depletion on a peacekeeping force in Khundu. And tell 
    him we'll do our best to keep it away from the Secretary's office.
    
    BOB 
    He won't need to hear the second part, sir. You just gave him an order.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    BOB
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    CUT TO: INT. PRESS BRIEFNG ROOM - DAY
    
    	TUESDAY
    
    C.J.
    First things first. We're going to have to learn how to pronounce it. I learned it 
    as "Kuhn-doo." The Republic of Equatorial Khundu.
    
    REPORTER MARK 
    C.J.?
    
    C.J.
    Mark.
    
    REPORTER MARK 
    There are reports that the Arkutu government issued identification tags.
    
    C.J.
    We don't know.
    
    MARK
    I mean, stating whether a Khundunese is Arkutu or Induye.
    
    C.J.
    We don't know. Danny?
    
    DANNY
    Archbishop Kintaka, who was coincidentally in the White House yesterday for a 
    prayer breakfast, said the government's using the radio to direct mobs. Does the 
    White House know anything about that?
    
    C.J.
    Well, I don't.
    
    DANNY
    Apparently, one of the Bishop's had provided refuge to about 800 Induye in his 
    church. When the radio station in Bitanga heard about it, they directed a mob. 
    They had machetes, they sent them to the church...
    
    C.J.
    Did they...?
    
    DANNY
    They hacked up all 800.
    
    C.J.
    No, I didn't know that.
    
    DANNY
    Apparently, every broadcast ends with the word "Krawala."
    
    C.J.
    It means "cleanse."
    
    DANNY
    Yeah. So I guess my question is, is the President going to send U.S. troops in 
    to knock this off?
    
    C.J.
    The White House is monitering the situation very carefully.
    
    DANNY
    I can tell.
    
    C.J.
    Katie.
    
    KATIE
    State Department estimates yesterday put the dead at anywhere between 3,000 and 
    7,000. Are there revised estimates today?
    
    C.J.
    15,000. Sheila?
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH'S OFFICE - DAY
    Josh has his feet proped up on the desk reading when Donna knocks on the doorframe 
    and enters.
    
    JOSH
    Yep?
    
    DONNA
    What's up?
    
    JOSH
    Hmm?
    
    DONNA
    I just said, "What's up?" What are you doing?
    
    JOSH
    Wondering whether the Nuclear regulatory Commission really needs $100,000 for a 
    "morale improvement program." It's got to be a pretty critical lap dance.
    
    DONNA
    I went down to Jack's office last night and he was using the NSC lock on the door, 
    which he never has before.
    
    JOSH
    Did you knock?
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    And?
    
    DONNA
    He let me in.
    
    JOSH
    That's a good story.
    
    DONNA
    I wanted to make plans for getting together around midnight, and he said he couldn't 
    'cause it'll be morning where he needs to talk to some people.
    
    JOSH
    Donna...
    
    DONNA
    What's halfway around the world?
    
    JOSH
    Most of the homes and offices of the people who live on this planet.
    
    DONNA
    He had a fax from the Commader of the Seventh Fleet about forward units in the North 
    Atlantic and Mediterranean.
    
    JOSH
    What's he doing showing you a fax from the Commander of the Seventh Fleet?
    
    DONNA
    Showing off for me.
    
    JOSH
    Fantastic.
    
    DONNA
    He wasn't showing me a classified signal intercept.
    
    JOSH
    How do you know what he was showing you?
    
    DONNA
    I don't. He does. Is a joint task force being assembled...
    
    JOSH
    Are you serious with these questions?
    
    DONNA
    He's been sealed off for almost 24 hours, and everything strikes me as strange.
    
    JOSH
    Then let it strike you that way, and please find out what they mean by "morale 
    improvement program" so I can get back to-- you know-- actual people.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Charlie is at Bartlet desks fixing papers, when Bartlet enters from the portico.
    
    BARTLET
    Hey, I changed my mind about the Bible.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I don't know. I never... it just seems parochial. I hate saying that.
    
    CHARLIE
    I understand.
    
    BARTLET
    There's a Bible in North Hampton, Masachusetts, that Johnathon Edwards used. Let's 
    get that.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    Leo enters from his office. Charlie exits.
    
    LEO
    Good morining, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    "Grace is but glory begun and glory is but grace perfected." I made my Bible selection.
    
    LEO
    Listen to this, please. The Supreme Court is striking down the use of prior offenses 
    as a factor in Stiles v. Rhode Island. The Chief Justice writes a concurring opinion: 
    "Guilty or not guilty, past convictions frustrate the judge who wonders should your 
    fate abate."
    
    BARTLET
    It's awkwardly worded.
    
    LEO
    No, it's not. it's 22 syllables.
    
    BARTLET
    Oh, God.
    
    LEO
    Two, four, six, eight. Two. And it's suppose to sound like this: "Guilty, or not 
    guilty, past convictions frustrate, the judge who wonders should your fate, abate." 
    It's a cinquain.
    
    BARTLET
    A what?
    
    LEO
    Cinquain.
    
    BARTLET
    How do you know?
    
    LEO
    I know things. And I'm worried about the Chief Justice.
    
    BARTLET
    And I'm worried about the White House making that suggestion.
    
    LEO
    He's writing in verse, plus the powdered wigs.
    
    BARTLET
    Wasn't that a rumor?
    
    LEO
    Yes.
    
    BARTLET
    All right, listen. I've asked for a forced depletion report on action in Khundu.
    
    LEO
    Who'd you ask?
    
    BARTLET
    Slatterly got Jack Reese.
    
    LEO
    What'd it say?
    
    BARTLET
    The best scenario is that simply by engaging, the Arkutu lay down their weapons, 
    but that doesn't seem likey, so we'd lose people.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    More if they go into the countryside.
    
    LEO
    What do you expect?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    Toby's working on new policy language.
    
    BARTLET
    I'm sorry?
    
    LEO
    I say Toby's working on new foreign policy language.
    
    BARTLET
    Good.
    
    LEO
    Can I see the report?
    
    BARTLET
    You should.
    
    Bartlet hands the report to Leo.
    
    LEO
    Thank you.
    
    CUT TO: INT. WILL'S OFFICE - DAY
    Will is talking to his sister Elsie who is sitting on a table.
    
    WILL
    He led an unsuccessful court case to block all federal death penalties as violating 
    the Equal Protection Clause.
    
    ELSIE
    Why?
    
    WILL
    'Cause ferdal law applies to almost nowhere but Indian reservations.
    
    ELSIE
    Hmm.
    
    WILL
    This is the best. Congress will never create real campaign reform because they're the 
    ones who have to run in elections, so he proposed legislation that would grandfather 
    it in 30 years.
    
    Toby enters.
    
    TOBY
    What are you doing?
    
    WILL
    Familiarizing myself with his tone.
    
    TOBY
    You're not thinking about policy language?
    
    WILL
    I'm doing both.
    
    TOBY
    Because we have five days.
    
    ELSIE
    He knows, and I can confirm that he's thinking and familiaring himself simultaneously.
    
    TOBY
    You really comfortable going through life with a name like Elsie Snuffin?
    
    ELSIE
    I've never been comforable, but I'm not sure it's because of my name.
    
    TOBY
    Well, the idea isn't going to walk in here and announce itself as being important 
    and take a place on the top of the pile.
    
    WILL
    I understand.
    
    INTERN STACY
    Excuse me, Will. This is from the Congressional Reasearch Service. It's an old 
    Bartlet speech on foreign policy.
    
    WILL
    Why wasn't it in the original?
    
    STACY
    It was stricken from the Congressional Record at the Presidents request. Should I 
    place it here on top of this pile?
    
    WILL
    No, I'll take that.
    
    Will takes the speech from Stacy. He looks up at Toby who smiles.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    Toby exits. Will sits down, opens the speech and begins to read.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT TWO
    * * *
    
    ACT THREE
    
    FADE IN: INT. TOBY'S OFFICE - DAY
    Will is reading Toby passages from the speech that Stacy dropped off to him. Elsie 
    is also in the room.
    
    WILL
    "America needs a new doctrine for a new century..."
    
    TOBY
    Mr. Bailey...
    
    WILL
    "...based not just on our interest, but on our values, across the world."
    
    TOBY
    Define those values for me, please.
    
    WILL
    I don't have to. The President of the United States already has. "We are for freedom 
    of speech everywhere. Freedom to worship everywhere. Freedom to learn for every child."
    
    TOBY
    Just out of curiosity, how are you going to enforce a universal global right to 
    education?
    
    ELSIE
    The same way the U.S. enforced anything it wanted in the middle part of the 20th 
    century. Somebody called our father.
    
    TOBY
    What exactly are you doing here, anyway?
    
    ELSIE
    The First Lady likes my jokes.
    
    TOBY
    Excellent.
    
    WILL
    "It is our duty to give more than merely our support. We must give our strength 
    diplomatically, materially....
    
    WILL and TOBY
    "And if need be, militarily."
    
    TOBY
    I read it, I think, 16 years ago. It was about El Salvador and he had it stricken 
    from the record and there was a reason.
    
    WILL
    What?
    
    TOBY
    I don't know, but things have reasons.
    
    WILL
    Do they?
    
    TOBY
    Yes, they do.
    
    WILL
    Okay, but C.J. this morning put the body count at 15,000.
    
    TOBY
    You're talking about Khundu? That's what the hell this is about?
    
    WILL
    We're talking about everything. "And freedom from the tyranny of oppression, economic 
    slavery, religious fanaticism." Tell me if any of these describe anyone we know.
    
    TOBY
    This isn't what I meat by drafting new language.
    
    WILL
    What did you mean?
    
    TOBY
    Making the old language sound better. You're asking the two of us to create foreign 
    policy by ourselves. That's usually not a good idea. You've got your Pentagon, the 
    NSC and-- what do you call it?-- the State Department.
    
    WILL
    You and Leo McGarry and Josh are his senior counselors and it's not like he doesn't 
    already want to go there.
    
    TOBY
    This language proposes a new doctrine for the use of force. That we use force 
    whenever we see an injustice we want to correct. Like Mother Theresa with 
    first-strike capabilities.
    
    WILL
    Damn right.
    
    TOBY
    Oh, you've had too many dinners with daddy. Please go back to finding new language 
    for the foreign section!
    
    WILL
    Yeah, I should. 
    
    Will starts to walk out, but turns back around.
    
    WILL
    I'm only working here another four days.
    
    TOBY
    But what?
    
    WILL
    He'd do a radio address proposing free liposuction to every child of woman born 
    if you wrote it for him.
    
    TOBY
    You're wrong. And if he did, I'd be fired shortly thereafter.
    
    WILL
    Maybe, but ten pounds lighter.
    
    Will walks out. Elsie remains in his office and Toby looks at her.
    
    TOBY
    [to Elsie] You go back to doing whatever it is you do.
    
    CUT TO: INT. NORTHWEST LOBBY - DAY
    
    	WEDNESDAY
    
    Charlie is escorting a group of people into the West Wing. They are carrying a 
    table that has something on it, but it's covered with a red cloth.
    
    CHARLIE
    We'll bring it to the Blue Room and let the President look at it there.
    
    ADAM KENT
    Very well.
    
    Bartlet comes walking into the Lobby and spots Charlie.
    
    BARTLET
    Hey, is this it?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir. This is Adam Kent from the Johnathon Edwards Historical Foundation.
    
    BARTLET
    Good to meet you.
    
    ADAM
    But we've meet before.
    
    BARTLET
    Of course.
    
    ADAM
    And this, sir, is the John Edwards Bible.
    
    Adam pulls back the red cloth revealing an extremely large bible.
    
    BARTLET
    This?
    
    ADAM
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    It's huge.
    
    ADAM
    Well, it ought to be.
    
    BARTLET
    Actually, it can't be.
    
    ADAM
    It's a pullpit folio, obviously from a time when portability was not an issue and 
    illuminations add pages as well as heft. Also, it's written in four languages.
    
    BARTLET
    The First Lady has to hold this in her hand. This one's going to take the First Lady, 
    the Chief Justice and the Second Circuit Court of Appeals.
    
    ADAM
    Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic and English.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay... Mr. Carlton?
    
    ADAM
    Kent.
    
    BARTLET
    Sorry. Thanks. Charlie's going to take care of you. [to Charlie] Charlie, that Bible's 
    the size of a Volkswagon. Can we get the Washington Bible?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE SITUATION ROOM - DAY
    
    DIRECTOR 1 
    At 900 hours we're running the field tests of the next generation predator. 
    Specifically, that's the new night vision capabilities at Camp Red Cloud in 
    Uijongbu City.
    
    LEO
    Okay. Europe?
    
    DIRECTOR 2
    INTEL's reporting potential Basque terrorist plots in Spain.
    
    LEO
    State's going to issue an alert?
    
    DIRECTOR 2 
    Yeah, and DCI's liaising with Guradi Civil.
    
    DIRECTOR 3
    And there's a border dispute between Lithuania and Belarus.
    
    LEO
    Okay, thanks. 
    
    They all get up to exit.
    
    LEO
    Miles? [waits for everyone to exit] What's the general thinking in Khundu?
    
    MILES HUTCHINSON
    That we should support all the international diplomatic efforts to.... You know the 
    U.N.'s already made overtures to the Arkutu.
    
    LEO
    That's what's happening at the State Department. I want to know what's happening 
    at Central Command.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    If you mean militarily, we're going to want to supply the bordering countries.
    
    LEO
    That's not what I mean. We're getting INTEL that isn't making it onto CNN, but 
    that's a matter of a couple of hours. Truly horrible accounts of mass slaughtering...
    
    HUTCHINSON 
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    ...that should make us at least want to investigate whether there's a genocide.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    Lee lost 10,000 at Gettysberg, didn't make it genocide.
    
    LEO
    Okay, so I'll go to the President with it.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    In our case, we'd lose closer to a thousand, which is pretty stupid. Magnificently 
    so when we realize we're talking about a guy who's never led an army.
    
    LEO
    A] The guy is the President. B] He's been leading one for 3 years, 51 weeks and 
    three days. How much more training would you like him to have? And C] It's not a 
    thousand. We saw a forced depletion report, it's 150.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    You saw a forced depletion report?
    
    LEO
    Yes.
    
    HUTCHINSON 
    How did he see a forced depletion report?
    
    LEO
    Look, from time to time, just to expedite things, Nancy will print...
    
    HUTCHINSON
    Nancy's out of the country. It was a raid.
    
    LEO
    The guy was following a direct order.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    I have no doubt he was. That's my problem, Leo.
    
    LEO
    I don't give a damn what....
    
    HUTCHINSON
    What?
    
    LEO
    I said I don't give a damn what your problem is, Miles. The man wants to know if he 
    sends troops, how many are going to die.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    And if he wants to see forced depletion, he asks me.
    
    LEO
    He asks you and three days mange to go by before he sees it, Mr. Secretary. Yet 
    miraculously, the Wall Street Journal, on day two, the numbers inflated all to hell. 
    It's 150, not a thousand.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    And that's accecptable to you in Khundu?
    
    LEO
    I don't know what you mean when you say "in Khundu." Nah... yeah, I do.
    
    HUTCHINSON
    Go to hell.
    
    LEO
    Okay.
    
    Hutchinson exits. Leo gathers up his papers and out of frustration throws them down 
    on the desk knocking over a glass of water. He throws his hands up then picks up the 
    now empty glass.
    
    CUT TO: INT. WILL'S OFFICE - DAY
    Will is sitting at his desk. Bartlet enters and knocks on the doorframe.
    
    WILL
    [not looking up] Keep your pants on, Toby, I'm almost there.
    
    BARTLET
    Toby been taking his pants off again? That's just something he does.
    
    WILL
    [looks up, then stands] Good evening, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    How's it going?
    
    WILL
    Fine, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Good.
    
    WILL
    No, it's not.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. What's hard is that foreign policy has become a statement of what we won't do.
    
    WILL
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet picks up the speech off of Will's desk.
    
    BARTLET
    "A new doctrine for a new century, based not just on our interests, but on our 
    values across the world." Well, that's pretty spicey stuff.
    
    WILL
    You wrote it, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, I know. Why is a Khundunese life worth less to me than an American life?
    
    WILL
    I don't know, sir, but it is.
    
    BARTLET
    That was ballsy.
    
    WILL
    I won't be working here long.
    
    BARTLET
    You Tom Bailey's son?
    
    WILL
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Talk about the very model of a modern Major General.
    
    WILL
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet exits.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT THREE
    * * *
    
    ACT FOUR
    
    FADE IN: INT. C.J.'S OFFICE - DAY
    C.J. is in her office. Carol can be heard over the PA system.
    
    CAROL [on PA] 
    Ladies and genlemen, the briefing's about to begin. Please take your seats, the 
    briefing's about to begin.
    
    C.J. walks into the HALLWAY where Danny calls out ot her.
    
    DANNY
    C.J....
    
    C.J.
    I found your ramp signal agent.
    
    DANNY
    Me too. He took a job in an airport in the Cooperatve Republic of Guyana. That's 
    where you're sending people?
    
    C.J.
    We don't send anyone anywhere who doesn't work for us, but I understand he's gotten 
    a salary-bump and he's co-captian of a local cricket team.
    
    DANNY
    I called him.
    
    C.J.
    And?
    
    DANNY
    He doesn't remember me. Then he does, but he doesn't remember anything about an 
    airstrip. He does, but he doesn't remember anything about not getting in.
    
    C.J.
    Mystery solved.
    
    DANNY
    C.J.
    
    C.J.
    Come here.
    
    C.J takes Danny into what looks like a COPIER ROOM and closes the door.
    
    C.J.
    This is ridiculous. It's been ridiculous ever since you came back.
    
    DANNY
    What?
    
    C.J.
    Would you mind if I turned out the lights?
    
    DANNY
    No.
    
    C.J. turns off the lights.
    
    C.J.
    It's just easier this way. For three years I have been thinking about what might 
    have been if it weren't....
    
    DANNY
    Yeah?
    
    C.J.
    ...for the conflict.
    
    DANNY
    Yeah?
    
    C.J.
    And I'm almost over it. I mean, I am right there and you come back with scruffy face 
    and your jokes and your incredible talent and your way of getting at... getting at me. 
    And I was thinking if we could... 
    
    DANNY
    Be adult?
    
    C.J. runs her wrist by Danny's nose.
    
    C.J.
    Do you like this perfume?
    
    DANNY
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    Do you like this blouse?
    
    DANNY
    What's gotten into you?
    
    She opens her blouse a little bit.
    
    C.J.
    Do you?
    
    DANNY
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    Come here.
    
    Danny's hesitant at first, but he gives in and comes to her. He leans in and is 
    about to kiss her when C.J. interrupts.
    
    C.J.
    Remember when you asked me what exactly I'd do to have you?
    
    By now, C.J. is right up against Danny with her hands stroking up and down his chest. 
    She's has his face in her hands as if she's about to kiss him.
    
    DANNY
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    I'd do that.
    
    C.J. grabs her folder and walks out of the room leaving Danny standing there.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
    C.J. is about to walk in the PRESS ROOM when a man walks up to her and hands her a 
    piece of paper.
    
    C.J.
    Good evening. I have revised estimates for Khundu. We said 15,000 yesterday. 
    Intelligence reports are putting it closer to 25... 25,000.
    
    The reporters start to shout out C.J.'s name.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    The TV is tuned to the breifing bring held.
    
    C.J. [on TV] Mark?
    
    REPORTER MARK [on TV]
    Is the White House being careful not to call this a genocide?
    
    Josh walks into the room where Charlie is reading papers.
    
    JOSH
    Hey.
    
    CHARLIE
    Hey.
    
    JOSH
    He in?
    
    CHARLIE
    In a minute. He's got a security briefing.
    
    JOSH
    What's that?
    
    CHARLIE
    It's a seating chart for the Inauguration.
    
    JOSH
    You're sitting with us in the staff section.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah, I'm looking for someone else.
    
    JOSH
    Would it be weird if I just walked around with a military dress saber?
    
    CHARLIE
    Mm-hmm.
    
    JOSH
    Okay. He's in a security briefing?
    
    CHARLIE
    I'll let him know you're here.
    
    JOSH
    Navy dress uniform has 13 buttons on the pants. I mean, traditions tradition, but 
    I'd be concerned about the level of bladder discipline that requires, wouldn't you?
    
    CHARLIE
    What?
    
    JOSH
    Nothing.
    
    Charlie puts on his jacket and goes to get Bartlet.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE ROOSELVELT ROOM - DAY
    Bartlet and various other Directors are in the room holding a meeting.
    
    MAN 1 
    King Nawa of Bhutan died.
    
    BARTLET
    We'll send condolences. What's next?
    
    MAN 1 
    The new king is Yeshey Pradhan Nawa.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay.
    
    MAN 1 
    He's 13 years old.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, if he's old enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis, I guess he's old enough to be 
    king of Bhutan. What's next?
    
    CLARK
    A detained ship 12 miles of the Port of Miami; Nigerian flag.
    
    BARTLET
    Coast Guards got it?
    
    CLARK
    Yes, sir.
    
    MAN 3
    The joint training exercise has been cleared for the Black Sea and the Caspian. 
    This is actually...
    
    BARTLET
    What's happening? I'm sorry, what's happening in the REK?
    
    MAN 1
    The General Assembly's debating a proclamation.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, a proclamation ought to do the trick. What's the CIA know that I should know?
    
    CLARK
    Neighbors are... swapping family members.
    
    BARTLET
    All right, thank you.
    
    ALL 
    Thank you, sir. Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    CHARLIE
    You wanted Josh?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. Hey, I changed my mind. Not the Washington Bible.
    
    They walk by the HALLWAY.
    
    CHARLIE
    You sure?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    CHARLIE
    I'm only asking 'cause they need some notice on the Washington Bible.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, I'm going to use my father's.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet knocks on Leo's door. Leo is sitting at his desk reading.
    
    LEO
    Good evening, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Did you talk to Hutchinson?
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    [to Charlie] Tell Josh I'll just be a minute, okay?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet enters LEO'S OFFICE and closes the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Did he tell me to shut up and let him run the Pentagon?
    
    LEO
    In so many words.
    
    BARTLET
    How many?
    
    LEO
    Not that many. As a matter of fact, we didn't get that far. I got Jack Reese in 
    some trouble.
    
    BARTLET
    So Hutchinson know I've seen forced depletion.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    He should be pissed at me, not Jack Reese.
    
    LEO
    He should be pissed at you? The Secretary of Defense should be pissed at...
    
    BARTLET
    Don't worry about it. Right?
    
    LEO
    Sure. No problem.
    
    BARTLET
    Don't worry about it.
    
    LEO
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Clark says neighbors are swapping family members in Khundu.
    
    LEO
    Really?
    
    BARTLET
    Also, there's a new king of Bhutan. And he's been bar mitzvaed and everything.
    
    LEO
    All right.
    
    BARTLET
    Hey, this guy you hired for the Inauguration speech gave me a little back chat a 
    few minutes ago.
    
    LEO
    Bailey?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, he was using a floor speech about El Salvador I gave 98 years ago to demonstrate 
    that the U.S. should send troops to Khundu. Rhetorically, I said, "Why is a Khundunese 
    life worth less to me than an American life?" And he said, "I dont know, sir, but it is."
    
    LEO
    I'll try to get some better information.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    LEO
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    Bartlet enters THE OVAL OFFICE through Leo's office and Josh is sitting in a chair 
    waiting for him.
    
    JOSH
    Good evening, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Hey, Josh. There's intelligence that Khundunese neighbors in the country are swapping 
    family members.
    
    JOSH
    I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    
    BARTLET
    For the night, they're swapping family members you know, and sleeping in each other's 
    houses.
    
    JOSH
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    What's going on?
    
    JOSH
    You know what, nothing I can't deal with.
    
    BARTLET
    State?
    
    JOSH
    I did just get off the phone with Jeffrey Tomlinson and Bob Bibbet.
    
    BARTLET
    Tell them...
    
    JOSH
    They're under... I'm sorry, sir, they're under the impression that the entire 
    foreign policy section is being rewritten.
    
    BARTLET
    It's not.
    
    JOSH
    I know, they just... asked me to emphasize that the current language has been vetted 
    with the ranking members of House Armed Services.
    
    BARTLET
    The language is being polished.
    
    JOSH
    That's what I told them. They just asked me to remind you that their version also 
    reflects existing treaties some of which....
    
    BARTLET
    Some of which have my name on them. So tell Jeff Tomlison and baby Bob to take a 
    deep knee bend, would you? I'm just as big a cotton candy ass as they are.
    
    JOSH
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    You're just going to let that hang in the air?
    
    JOSH
    Of course not, sir. You're a much bigger cotton candy ass than they are.
    
    BARTLET
    Damn right.
    
    JOSH
    Anything else?
    
    BARTLET
    No.
    
    JOSH
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    Josh exits the Oval Office into the OUTER OVAL OFFICE where Donna is waiting.
    
    JOSH
    What's going on?
    
    DONNA
    I don't know what's going on, but Jack's been reassigned.
    
    They walk to the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH
    To where?
    
    DONNA
    Aviano.
    
    JOSH
    Air Force Base?
    
    DONNA
    Yes. Aviano Air Force Base.
    
    JOSH
    When?
    
    DONNA
    He got his orders.
    
    JOSH
    What happened?
    
    DONNA
    I don't know. He said he was asked to do something, he did it, he got a slap on the 
    wrist and wouldn't tell me more than that.
    
    JOSH
    The reality of the fast-track Navy guys is they're going to bop around the globe a lot.
    
    DONNA
    He was here less then three months, plus he said something happened.
    
    JOSH
    You can't begin to concieve of the internal politics of the Pentagon. Right now, 
    Hutchinson and his boys...
    
    They reach JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA.
    
    DONNA
    But he worked here. This is internal politics of the White House.
    
    JOSH
    Well, no one's told me about it and I'm not going to ask.
    
    DONNA
    He said he was asked to do something for somebody. It can only be Nancy, Leo or 
    the President.
    
    JOSH
    Three doors you definitely want to knock on to complain about your boyfriend being 
    transferred to the Italian Alps.
    
    DONNA
    Hey, I'm not Gidget, okay? Something...
    
    JOSH
    Is he complaining?
    
    DONNA
    He doesn't complain.
    
    JOSH
    I ask you that because sometimes people request transfers.
    
    DONNA
    Somebody asked him to do something and he did it. I take him at his word, as should 
    you, there being no reason not to. Is there anything you need?
    
    JOSH
    No.
    
    DONNA
    Thank you, sir.
    
    Charlie walks up as Donna storms off.
    
    JOSH
    Jack Reese got transfered.
    
    CHARLIE
    Well, I've got my own Beach Boys song going.
    
    They walk inside JOSH'S OFFICE.
    
    JOSH
    If you tell me you got a crush on Reese...
    
    CHARLIE
    Jean-Pierre is sitting next to her in the friends and family section.
    
    JOSH
    Zoey's lover?
    
    CHARLIE
    It's important that you call him that?
    
    JOSH
    Isn't his name Jean-Paul?
    
    CHARLIE
    Are we going to be together on this?
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    CHARLIE
    Okay.
    
    They both look a footage on the TV about Khundu. You see people marching and armed 
    jeeps riding through the streets.
    
    JOSH
    Intelligence says neighbors in Khundu are sleeping in each others houses.
    
    CHARLIE
    What does that mena?
    
    JOSH
    It means they're making people in the same house rape each other on the promise 
    their lives will be spared.
    
    CHARLIE
    Okay. Do you need anything?
    
    JOSH
    Nah.
    
    Charlie walks out as we pan down to the TV where footage of a slain child is lying in 
    the streets. We then see footage of hundreds of dead bodies piled up on top of each 
    other in a heap. Josh shuts off the TV.
    
    DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
    FADE TO BLACK.
    THE END
    * * *
    
    The West Wing and all its characters are a property of Aaron Sorkin, John Wells 
    Production, Warner Brothers Television and NBC. No copyright infringement is intended. 
    
    Episode 4.14 -- "Inauguration part 1" 
    Original Air Date: February 5, 2003, 9:00 PM EST 
    
    Transcribed by: ck1czar
    February 26, 2003
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