Frasier Scripts/Season 1
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[1.24]My Coffee With NilesFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:46
[1.24]My Coffee With Niles Act One. MY COFFEE WITH NILES Scene One – Café Nervosa It is a very busy day, and all the tables are occupied. Niles is standing at the counter, speaking into his cellular phone. He is giving directions to Maris. Meanwhile, Frasier walks in. Niles: Calm down, dear. No, calm down, listen, take a left, then the second right, then a left again. Frasier: Is Maris lost agai..
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[1.23]Frasier Crane's Day OffFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:44
[1.23]Frasier Crane's Day OffAct One. Scene One – KACL Frasier and Roz in their respective booths, the show is going on. Frasier: Gee, I'm sorry, Blake. When I told you to close your eyes and visualize that you were on a tropical island, I didn't realize you were calling from your car phone. The camera pans to Roz, who looks mildly horrified. Blake: [v.o.] That's OK, Doc. At least I know my airb..
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[1.22]Author, AuthorFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:41
[1.22]Author, AuthorAct One. Scene One – Café Nervosa The waitress is serving Frasier, it's his usual (or is it?). Waitress: Here you go Doc, your usual. Frasier: My usual. How lovely it is to have a usual. [tastes it] What is this? Waitress: Latte with nutmeg and cinnamon. Frasier: Ah, no, no, no, that's my brother's usual. Mine is the double Kona with cream. Niles: [entering:] Oh, Frasier, am ..
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[1.21]Travels With MartinFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:39
[1.21]Travels With MartinAct One. Scene One - KACL Frasier and Roz are in Frasier뭩 booth. Roz is sorting some carts, while Frasier opens his mail. Frasier: Oh look, Roz, Roz, my brochures are here! Oh, god, very exciting! Vacation! Roz takes one of the brochures from Frasier. Roz: Wow! The Golden Door Spa! Frasier: Ooh, yes! Roz: Look at those accommodations! That is nice! She gives the leaflet ..
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[1.20]FortysomethingFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.20]FortysomethingAct One. Scene One: The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on-air] Hello, Rachel. I'm listening. Rachel: [v.o.] Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle. Frasier: [off-air, to Roz] Oh goody, this is sweeps week! [on-air] Rachel: You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a..
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[1.19]Give Him The Chair!Frasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.19]Give Him The Chair! ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on air] To start off the second hour, I would like to depart from my usual format because I recently read a book that... well, it truly just knocked my mental socks off. It's called “The Menopausal Male,” and its author, the distinguished psychiatric scholar Dr. Helmut Bruga, has graciously agreed to join us ..
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[1.18]And The Whimper Is...Frasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:28
[1.18]And The Whimper Is...Act One Scene A: KACL Radio Station. Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: [on-air] Just remember Angela, cosmetic surgery is only a superficial solution. You can lift your eyelids, but it can't lift that little cloud of pessimism that hovers over you. Thank you for your call. So okay Roz, who's our next caller? He looks over to find that Roz's booth is empty. Frasier: R..
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[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:26
[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamACT ONE Scene One - Cafe Nervosa Niles and Frasier are sat at a table together. Niles is ordering his coffee from Eric the waiter but Frasier just can't seem to get his. Niles: Double Cappuccino, half-caf, not-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much that it leaves a moustache. Eric: Cinnamon or chocolate on that? Niles: Oh, the..