Frasier Scripts/Season 5
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[5.23]Party, PartyFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:24
[5.23]Party, Party Act 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa Fade in. A woman (Tricia) is waiting at a table. Frasier comes rushing in. Frasier: Tricia...I am so very sorry. Have you been waiting long? Tricia: Well, let's see: we were supposed to meet at noon and it's now quarter to one. Frasier: Well, I do apologize, it's just that the most extraordinary thing happened. Tricia: Well, at least I'll get a col..
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[5.21]Roz And The SchnozFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:21
[5.21]Roz And The SchnozAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. It's the afternoon when Niles is sipping his coffee reading the newspaper. Frasier enters and takes the seat next to him. Frasier: Hello, Niles. Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: [reads from paper] “Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, ‘I got two lu..
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[5.20]First DateFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:20
[5.20]First Date Act 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Booth Fade in. Frasier's booth - Roz is checking things over when Frasier bursts in. Frasier: Dear God! Roz: Hey, Frasier. Frasier: It's a minefield out there! Everywhere I go, people are talking about this mini-series I've been watching! Roz: Oh, yeah! Did you see the ending last night? When that... Frasier: Bup, bup, bup, bup! I attended a benefit las..
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[5.19] Frasier Gotta Have ItFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:20
[5.19] Frasier Gotta Have It ACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa. The café is packed. Frasier and Roz are sitting at a table when Niles comes in. Niles: Frasier, Roz! Uh, I'd join you, but there's not a chair— Roz: Oh, actually I was just leaving. You can have mine. As Roz gets up, Niles reaches into his jacket. Roz: Niles! [grabs his arm] Every time I give you my chair, you wipe it off first. It's..
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[5.18]Bad DogFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:19
[5.18]Bad Dog ACT ONE Scene One - Int. Cafe Nervosa Frasier is in a long line behind Bulldog to get coffee. Bulldog is reading the paper. Frasier: What's going on, anyway? [glances at watch] My God, I've got an appointment in twenty minutes. Bulldog: Ah, some weenie made a big stink so they've gotta clean the milk steamer every time they use it. Frasier: Oh. Bulldog: [turning back] Is was you, w..
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[5.17]The Perfect GuyFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:18
[5.17]The Perfect GuyAct One Scene One – High-Priced French Gourmet Shop Martin is standing around with Eddie whilst Niles tastes some cheese with his eyes closed. The French shopkeeper, Robert - which, should be noted, is pronounced in a French accent with a soft t (it sounds very much like "roe bear"), helps him. Robert: Now for a difficult one. Niles: [tastes] Firm, velvety rind, a bit smokey..