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  • THE WEST WING 09
    The West Wing Scripts/Season 1 2008. 10. 31. 09:10

    THE WEST WING
    “THE SHORT LIST”
    STORY BY: AARON SORKIN & DEE DEE MYERS
    TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN & PATRICK CADDELL
    DIRECTED BY: BILL D’ELIA
    
    
    TEASER
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    MONDAY MORNING
    There is a continuous banging from somewhere. Josh and C.J. are both on the phone in 
    his office. Josh is doing the talking. C.J. is listening through another phone line.
    
    JOSH
    [into phone] Yes... Yes... Yes... So are you prepared at this point to...
    
    Josh and C.J. suddenly jump as if they won something. 
    
    JOSH
    [into phone] Thank you. Thank you, sir. Uh, if you’ll sit by the phone for a few minutes, 
    you can expect a call from the president. Thank you again. [hangs up the phone slowly] 
    
    C.J.
    YES! 
    
    JOSH
    It’s done.
    
    C.J.
    We did it!
    
    JOSH
    It is done!
    
    C.J. goes running screaming into JOSH’S BULLPEN AREA. Josh follows quickly. Donna is 
    outside. Everyone looks at them.
    
    C.J.
    It’s done!
    
    DONNA
    Who did it?
    
    C.J.
    We did it!
    
    JOSH
    I did it! C.J. was on the phone with her fingers crossed.
    
    C.J.
    All you did was just one phone call.
    
    JOSH
    It was a series of phone calls, which I masterminded, while I’m not one to be selfish 
    about credit, I think it is important to know that it is done, and I DID IT! Donna, call 
    Toby. Call Sam. Call Leo. Call the president. Tell them I’m on my way over. 
    
    C.J.
    Congratulations!
    
    JOSH
    Nothing to the press.
    
    C.J.
    Yes. [starts to walk away]
    
    JOSH
    Claudia Jean?
    
    C.J.
    Yeah?
    
    JOSH
    We did it!
    
    C.J.
    Yeah!
    
    They hug tight. C.J. walks off as Josh walks the other way. Donna quickly catches up 
    into the NORTHWEST LOBBY.
    
    DONNA
    Wait!
    
    JOSH
    What?
    
    DONNA
    Don’t you want to know about the banging in your office?
    
    JOSH
    Banging in my office?
    
    DONNA
    They’ve been at it all morning.
    
    JOSH
    Banging?
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    I don’t know what you’re talking about.
    
    They cut into the HALLWAY.
    
    DONNA
    Josh, there’s a loud banging or thumping coming from the floor above your office.
    
    JOSH
    I didn’t notice.
    
    DONNA
    How could you not notice?
    
    JOSH
    Because I didn’t, Donna. I’ve been on the phone for the last hour trying to seal the deal 
    to fill a seat on the Supreme Court.
    
    DONNA
    It was a pretty loud banging, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    You got to understand I’m talking about the United States Supreme Court right?
    
    DONNA
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    Okay.
    
    Josh and Donna pass the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. Sam comes out and gives Josh a high five. 
    Toby comes out from an office and also gives Josh a high five.
    
    SAM
    Who da man?
    
    TOBY
    You da man!
    
    SAM and JOSH
    We da man!
    
    DONNA
    This is just gross.
    
    JOSH
    Wait there for me.
    
    Josh, Sam and Toby walk inside the OUTER OVAL OFFICE. Mrs. Landingham is behind her desk. 
    Toby laughs.
    
    TOBY
    Good morning, Mrs. Landingham.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Good morning.
    
    JOSH
    Good morning!
    
    SAM
    Good morning, indeed.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Josh?
    
    JOSH
    Yes, Mrs. Landingham?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Is it done?
    
    JOSH
    Well, that depends on your answer to this question, Mrs. Landingham: Who da man?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Excuse me, Josh?
    
    Toby is still laughing.
    
    JOSH
    Hmmm... Who da man?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You da man.
    
    JOSH and SAM
    [bumps chests] We da man!
    
    TOBY
    You da men.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    He’s waiting for you.
    
    JOSH
    Thank you.
    
    Toby sighs. They walk in THE OVAL OFFICE. Bartlet and Leo are inside.
    
    BARTLET
    I heard we may have...
    
    JOSH
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I can call him?
    
    JOSH
    He’s waiting for you sir.
    
    BARTLET
    It’s done?
    
    JOSH
    Done.
    
    LEO
    You got yourself a Supreme Court nominee, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    This is huge. Which one of you is the man?
    
    TOBY
    On this one, we’d like to think of ourselves collectively as the men, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Mrs. Landingham, let’s make the phone call!
    
    JOSH
    Congratulations.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you. You too. [They shake hands.]
    
    SAM
    Well done, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    Leo, Toby, Sam and Josh go into LEO’S OFFICE. Mandy is already inside.
    
    MANDY
    You guys rock.
    
    SAM
    Oh, we really do.
    
    LEO
    Let’s bring in the chairman and the ranking member from judiciary, the leadership from 
    both sides, and C.J. you should...where is C.J.?
    
    C.J.
    [comes in behind Leo] Right here. 
    
    LEO
    [turns around] Oh.
    
    C.J.
    Sorry.
    
    LEO
    You should wear a bell around your neck, you know that?
    
    C.J.
    Thank you.
    
    LEO
    So what do we want to we do?
    
    TOBY
    C.J. will let the press know that the president will introduce his nominee in an east room 
    press ceremony Thursday, 5 p.m.
    
    JOSH
    Can we do it on Friday, and give ourselves more time?
    
    TOBY
    Thursday.
    
    JOSH
    Why?
    
    SAM
    Because that’s when people watch T.V.
    
    MANDY
    We can do this in four days?
    
    TOBY
    Yep.
    
    LEO
    Are you sure?
    
    TOBY
    Yep.
    
    LEO
    Toby, you’re running the show.
    
    TOBY
    I know.
    
    LEO
    Put the ball in the hole.
    
    TOBY
    It’s done.
    
    LEO
    No, it’s not. So get it done.
    
    TOBY
    Yes sir. 
    
    Toby comes out of Leo’s office into the HALLWAY. Josh, Sam, Mandy and C.J. follow.
    
    TOBY
    Josh, get me everything.
    
    JOSH
    We vetted him two months.
    
    TOBY
    I’m gonna vet him four more days. I want to know every parking ticket. I want to know 
    every girlfriend he stood up for dinner in 1953. Mandy, you’re gonna roll this guy out 
    on a show that makes the queen’s coronation look like dinner theater. Sam, you’re gonna 
    write the president’s introduction. You’re also gonna write the Harrison’s remarks.
    
    SAM
    Harrison’s not gonna like that.
    
    TOBY
    Show him the robe he gets. He’ll like it fine. 
    
    They all walk inside the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE.
    
    TOBY
    C.J., no leaks. If the name of this nominee is leaked out before I want it to be leaked 
    out, I’m gonna blame you, and you’re gonna find that unpleasant.
    
    C.J.
    I got to tell you something, Toby. You’re hot when you’re like this.
    
    TOBY
    [yells] I am gonna put Harrison on the Court! I swear to God I am!
    
    JOSH
    We meet again three hours.
    
    MANDY
    C.J., come talk to me.
    
    Toby goes inside his office. Mandy and C.J. walk off.
    
    SAM
    Did you see his face?
    
    JOSH
    We’re home.
    
    SAM
    I’ll see you later.
    
    Sam goes inside his office. Donna quickly appears in front of Josh. 
    
    DONNA
    It’s a maintenance crew.
    
    JOSH
    The banging?
    
    DONNA
    They’re working upstairs.
    
    They walk out into the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH
    Peyton Cabot Harrison III.
    
    DONNA
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    Peyton Cabot Harrison III. He sounds like he should be a Supreme Court justice.
    
    DONNA
    It’s a good name.
    
    JOSH
    Phillips Exeter, Princeton, Rhodes scholar, Harvard Law Review, for which he was, oh yeah, 
    the editor. Did I mention that he was dean of Harvard Law School? Did I mention that his 
    father was attorney general to Eisenhower?
    
    DONNA
    Peyton Cabot Harrison III. 
    
    JOSH
    That’s right.
    
    DONNA
    Jewish fellow?
    
    JOSH
    You’re not gonna ruin this moment for me, Donna.
    
    DONNA
    I’m sharing this moment with you.
    
    JOSH
    This is a big day for us.
    
    DONNA
    You’re the men.
    
    The two go inside JOSH’S OFFICE. Josh sits in his chair. Donna sits across him. 
    The banging still continues.
    
    JOSH
    You know what we’re finally gonna have?
    
    DONNA
    A waspy old man in the Supreme Court?
    
    JOSH
    A smooth confirmation process.
    
    DONNA
    You think?
    
    JOSH
    It’s gonna sail.
    
    DONNA
    I hope so.
    
    JOSH
    It’s gonna sail, Donna.
    
    DONNA
    There’s many a slip twixt the tongue and the wrist, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Yes. Well, your fortune cookie wisdom notwithstanding, it’s gonna sail.
    
    DONNA
    Please don’t get your hopes up.
    
    JOSH
    Why shouldn’t I get my hopes up?
    
    DONNA
    Because when it doesn’t work out, you end up drunk in my apartment in the middle of 
    the night and yell at my roommate’s cats.
    
    JOSH
    Smooth sailing, Donna.
    
    DONNA
    Cautious optimism, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Nothing bad is gonna happen this week.
    
    DONNA
    Exercise cautious optimism.
    
    JOSH
    Look, there is no reason...
    
    A big chunk of the ceiling comes falling down in front of Josh. It crashes on his desk.
    
    JOSH
    Well... okay.
    
    He dusts his sleeve and looks up the ceiling.
    
    SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
    END TEASER
    * * *
    
    ACT ONE
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE SUPREME COURT - JUSTICE CROUCH’S OFFICE - DAY
    
    The retiring Supreme Court Justice JOSEPH CROUCH is with President Bartlet.
    
    BARTLET
    You’re too young to retire, Joseph.
    
    CROUCH
    [laughs] You’re an excellent liar, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    [chuckling] Yes sir.
    
    CROUCH
    You’re gonna go with Harrison?
    
    BARTLET
    He’s on the short list.
    
    CROUCH
    Yeah?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    CROUCH
    With how many other names?
    
    BARTLET
    We’ll make our announcement on Thursday.
    
    CROUCH
    You’ve decided on Harrison.
    
    BARTLET
    I haven’t made a decision yet, Joseph.
    
    CROUCH
    You’ve made the call. [beat] Did you even consider Mendoza?
    
    BARTLET
    Mendoza was on the short list.
    
    CROUCH
    Mendoza was on the short list so you can show you had an Hispanic on the short list.
    
    BARTLET
    That’s not true, Joseph.
    
    CROUCH
    You ran great guns in the campaign. It was an insurgency, boy, a sight to see. And then 
    you drove to the middle of the road the moment after you took the oath. Just the middle 
    of the road. Nothing but a long line painted yellow.
    
    BARTLET
    Excuse me, sir...
    
    CROUCH
    I wanted to retire five years ago. But I waited for a Democrat. I wanted a Democrat. 
    Hmm! And instead I got you.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. THE SUPREME COURT - DAY
    The press is waiting below the stairs of the Supreme Court. Danny is among them. 
    C.J. approaches.
    
    DANNY
    Hey.
    
    C.J.
    Hey.
    
    DANNY
    How you doing?
    
    C.J.
    I’m doing fine, Danny.
    
    DANNY
    Is it gonna be Harrison?
    
    C.J.
    Why, why, oh why do you ask me questions that you absolutely, positively know I’m not 
    gonna answer?
    
    DANNY
    It’s a good conversation starter.
    
    C.J.
    I can’t go out on a date with you, Danny.
    
    DANNY
    Who asked you?
    
    C.J.
    Okay.
    
    DANNY
    You think Harrison is gonna be a good Justice?
    
    C.J.
    Danny?
    
    DANNY
    You see what I did there?
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    DANNY
    I tried to trick you into confirming it was Harrison.
    
    C.J.
    Yes.
    
    DANNY
    It didn’t work.
    
    C.J.
    No.
    
    DANNY
    And you won’t go out on a date with me, right?
    
    C.J.
    Right.
    
    DANNY
    Okay.
    
    C.J. walks behind the podium and grabs a bunch of papers. She takes a look at Danny and 
    walks away.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JUSTICE CROUCH’S OFFICE - DAY
    Justice Crouch and President Bartlet are still talking.
    
    BARTLET
    I suppose we should get out there.
    
    CROUCH
    Not yet, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m sorry Joseph, but I am...
    
    CROUCH
    I’ve served on this bench for 38 years. I took my seat the year you began college. 
    I believe I’ve earned the right to say a word.
    
    BARTLET
    You’ve said quite a few words.
    
    CROUCH
    Not enough.
    
    BARTLET
    Let’s get out there.
    
    CROUCH
    Take the next few days with your staff, and give Mendoza the consideration he deserves.
    
    BARTLET
    Joseph, when the next seat opens up, I promise you...
    
    CROUCH
    When the next seat opens up, you’ll be writing your memoirs.
    
    BARTLET
    In three years, I would hope to be running for reel...
    
    CROUCH
    You’re gonna get beat in three years.
    
    BARTLET
    That’s a little pessimistic, Joseph.
    
    CROUCH
    American voters like guts. And Republicans have got them. In the three years, one of them 
    is gonna beat you.
    
    BARTLET
    You know I imagine the view from your largely unscrutinized place in history must be very 
    different from mine. But I remind you sir, that I have the following things to negotiate: 
    an opposition Congress, special interests with power beyond belief, and a bitchy media.
    
    CROUCH
    So did Harry Truman.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, I am not Harry Truman.
    
    CROUCH
    Mr. Bartlet, you needn’t point out that fact.
    
    BARTLET
    [beat] It’s “Dr. Bartlet,” your honor. Now, let’s go start your retirement.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. THE SUPREME COURT - DAY
    C.J. is pacing back and forth. Danny is with her.
    
    DANNY
    Want my gloves?
    
    C.J.
    No, thanks.
    
    DANNY
    I asked because you look pretty cold.
    
    C.J.
    I’m fine.
    
    DANNY
    What do you suppose they’re talking about in there?
    
    C.J.
    The president and Justice Crouch are old friends.
    
    DANNY
    The president and Justice Crouch can’t stand each other.
    
    C.J.
    The man’s retiring today. It’s a courtesy call. What do you want from me?
    
    DANNY
    Dinner and a movie.
    
    C.J.
    No.
    
    DANNY
    You think Crouch is pissed because the president has already settled on Harrison?
    
    C.J.
    Danny?
    
    DANNY
    I did it again!
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    DANNY
    But you know what you did?
    
    C.J.
    What?
    
    DANNY
    You outfoxed me.
    
    C.J.
    You’re killing me. You know that, Danny. 
    
    A woman, coming down from the stairs, passes by.
    
    WOMAN
    Here we go.
    
    We see Bartlet, Crouch and several Secret Service Agents coming down the front stairs 
    of the Supreme Court. C.J. approaches them. Danny goes back to the press area.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    A maintenance guy is working on the ceiling. Josh and Donna stand watch.
    
    JOSH
    That was inches from my head.
    
    DONNA
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Inches.
    
    DONNA
    It was not inches.
    
    JOSH
    It was inches. A little bit this way, a little bit that way, bam! Massive head wound.
    
    DONNA
    You’re fine.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah, but there for the grace of God, you know what I’m saying?
    
    DONNA
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    I really think if big chunks of ceiling are gonna fall on anyone... I don’t know...
    
    A brief silence as Josh inhales.
    
    DONNA
    What?
    
    JOSH
    It should be you.
    
    DONNA
    Ugh. I knew you were gonna say that.
    
    JOSH
    From now on, before I come in in the morning, I want you to test my office.
    
    MANDY
    [comes up] Josh?
    
    DONNA
    Staff in ten minutes. [leaves]
    
    JOSH
    You see this?
    
    MANDY
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Inches from my head.
    
    MANDY
    Why is Peter Lillienfield holding a press conference?
    
    JOSH
    Who cares?
    
    MANDY
    I do. Why is Lillienfield holding a press conference?
    
    JOSH
    I don’t know.
    
    MANDY
    Is he unhappy about something?
    
    JOSH
    He’s always unhappy about something. [calls] Donna! Where’s my east Asia memo?!
    
    DONNA [OS]
    [yells] Right here!
    
    MANDY
    It starts in two minutes.
    
    JOSH
    What starts in two minutes?
    
    MANDY
    Lillienfield’s press conference.
    
    JOSH
    [shouts] It’s okay, Donna. I’ll just come and get it myself!
    
    DONNA [OS]
    Keep your pants on Josh! I’m on my way!
    
    MANDY
    Josh?
    
    JOSH
    Mandy.
    
    MANDY
    I’m just saying that we don’t need any surprises today.
    
    JOSH
    We’re not gonna have any surprises today.
    
    MANDY
    I’m putting on a show. I don’t want to get upstaged.
    
    JOSH
    You’re not gonna get upstaged.
    
    Mandy leaves. Donna comes in hurriedly with a piece of paper. She gives it to Josh.
    
    DONNA
    Here.
    
    JOSH
    Thank you.
    
    DONNA
    You’re welcome.
    
    JOSH
    You should be nice to me. I could be dead you know.
    
    DONNA
    I don’t have that kind of luck. [leaves]
    
    CUT TO: INT. TOBY’S OFFICE - DAY
    Toby is behind his desk writing. Sam comes in.
    
    SAM
    Yeah?
    
    TOBY
    I would like you to play out that as a lifelong Democrat, he clerked for a Republican. 
    I would like you to play DOWN that he’d never written a judicial opinion on abortion or 
    revealed his thinking on Roe.
    
    SAM
    I’m already there.
    
    TOBY
    Well, thank you.
    
    Sam looks at the television. It shows PETER LILLIENFIELD’S press conference.
    
    SAM
    What’s this?
    
    TOBY
    Lillienfield’s talking about something that’s bothering him today.
    
    SAM
    WHAT could possibly be less interesting? I’ll be in my office.
    
    TOBY
    Okay.
    
    Sam leaves and closes the door. Toby goes back to writing. We hear the television.
    
    LILLIENFIELD [on T.V.]
    ...Gone are the days of the best and the brightest. Stained, I believe, are the legacies 
    of the great White House staffers. Names like Schlesinger, Sorenson, Rumsfeld, and Persons 
    have been replaced by a roster of Ivy League liberals, Hollywood darlings. One in three of 
    who, one in three... used drugs on a regular basis. 
    
    A surprised Toby slowly looks at the television.
    
    LILLIENFIELD [cont.]
    And in case there should be any confusion about my meaning, I’m not talking about aspirin 
    or decongestants...
    
    Toby picks up the phone and dials.
    
    LILLIENFIELD [cont.]
    ...Members of my staff will be passing out the most recent figures...
    
    TOBY
    [into phone] Get her.
    
    CUT TO: INT. C.J.’S OFFICE - DAY
    Carol knocks and comes in. C.J. is standing in front of the television, watching the 
    press conference.
    
    CAROL
    C.J.?
    
    C.J.
    Tell him I’m watching.
    
    LILLIENFIELD [on T.V.]
    ...And to ask who exactly is it that’s helping lead our country, who has the ear of the 
    president, advising the president... [continues]
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT ONE
    * * *
    
    ACT TWO
    
    FADE IN: INT. HALLWAY - DAY
    Leo and C.J. are walking.
    
    LEO
    One in three? 
    
    C.J.
    Yes.
    
    LEO
    He said one in three White House staffers were on drugs?
    
    C.J.
    Yes.
    
    LEO
    Where does he get these stats?
    
    C.J.
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    I mean where does he pull them from?
    
    C.J.
    Out of the clear blue sky, but that doesn’t matter.
    
    They walk inside LEO’S OFFICE. Margaret is on her way out. 
    
    LEO
    Is somebody bringing me a tape of this?
    
    MARGARET
    They’re getting it. [leaves] 
    
    Mandy is inside the office.
    
    MANDY
    This isn’t happening to me.
    
    LEO
    Nothing’s happening. Stay cool.
    
    SAM
    [pops his head and walks in] Is it possible for Peter Lillienfield to be a bigger 
    jackass? You think if he tried hard, there’s room for him to be a slightly bigger 
    horse’s ass than he’s being right now?
    
    C.J.
    At some point, you hit your head in the ceiling, don’t you?
    
    SAM
    I think there’s unexplored potential.
    
    JOSH
    [comes in] ‘Sup?
    
    MANDY
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Five White House staffers in the room. I would like to say to the 1.6 of you who are 
    stoned right now, that it’s time to share.
    
    Everyone laughs except Mandy.
    
    MANDY
    This isn’t funny, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Mandy, if you can’t laugh at this, then you’re just not having enough fun in show business.
    
    MANDY
    Josh?
    
    JOSH
    He’s a featherweight, Mandy. He’s a hairdo.
    
    SAM
    I think if he put his shoulder into it, he could be a slightly bigger gasbag.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    SAM
    You know, if he really reach for the stars.
    
    TOBY
    [quickly walks in] Good morning.
    
    C.J.
    Hey.
    
    TOBY
    There’s no way you saw this coming?
    
    LEO
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    Leo, I know I’m in your office. Forgive me. [yells] But nobody saw this coming?!
    
    C.J.
    Yeah. I can’t believe my psychic didn’t tell me, Toby. Rest assured, I’m gonna get 
    my twenty bucks back.
    
    LEO
    Short-term, long-term?
    
    JOSH
    Short-term nothing.
    
    C.J.
    I can’t go with nothing.
    
    JOSH
    Why not?
    
    C.J.
    Pretend we didn’t see it?
    
    JOSH
    He’s a liar. He’s a fool. Categorically deny it and move on.
    
    MANDY
    She can’t.
    
    C.J.
    I can’t.
    
    JOSH
    Why not?
    
    C.J.
    Because more than 1300 people work for the White House, Josh. I go to the Press Room 
    and categorically deny that anyone uses drugs, and it turns out that three guys in the 
    photo lab blew a joint over the weekend, which is not like out of the realm of possibility. 
    And my next question is...
    
    MANDY
    But you categorically denied it, now you admit there are three.
    
    C.J.
    Yes. Well, I categorically deny that there are any more than three.
    
    Toby paces.
    
    MANDY
    But now it seems that the assistant to the deputy director of White House beverages--
    
    JOSH
    All right.
    
    MANDY
    --is confessing to a life of a closet junkie.
    
    C.J.
    Yes, and I understand she’s selling her story to Random House for a middle six-figure advance.
    
    TOBY
    [now has his head against the wall] All right. Are we done with Masterpiece Theater?
    
    LEO
    C.J., we’re looking into it, okay? 
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    That’s what we’re saying right now.
    
    JOSH
    I don’t care if we say that, but... we’re not actually looking into it, are we?
    
    LEO
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    This is a joke, right?
    
    MARGARET
    [walks in] Leo?
    
    LEO
    Yeah? Toby. [points at the staff]
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    Leo walks away with Margaret.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - DAY
    Toby and the rest of the staff follow him as they walk out of Leo’S office.
    
    TOBY
    C.J., go do your briefing. The president paid a courtesy call on Crouch this morning. 
    We got some exciting names. On the short list is Ed Harrison. We’ll introduce the nominee 
    Thursday, 5 o’clock. This business with Lillienfield...
    
    C.J.
    I’ve heard about it, and I’d like the chance to see it first before I comment.
    
    They all walk inside the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE.
    
    TOBY
    Is the president aware?
    
    C.J.
    We’d like to keep this things off the president’s desk until we measure what, if any, 
    credibility...
    
    TOBY
    Good girl.
    
    C.J. walks off. Toby, Josh, Mandy and Sam stop in front of Toby’s office.
    
    MANDY
    Toby, if the alternative is getting Harrison bumped off the top story...
    
    TOBY
    We’re not gonna postpone.
    
    MANDY
    Let’s end this fast.
    
    JOSH
    How?
    
    MANDY
    You know how.
    
    JOSH
    No, I don’t.
    
    SAM
    Mandy.
    
    MANDY
    What I’m saying...
    
    TOBY
    Go back to work, Mandy.
    
    JOSH
    Now, hang on a second. I’d like to hear what-
    
    TOBY
    Hey! Go back to work.
    
    MANDY
    Lillienfield is walking on a stage, and he’s not gonna get off until he gets off is 
    what I’m saying.
    
    JOSH
    We are not taking drug tests.
    
    MANDY
    Why not?
    
    JOSH
    Because we’re not!
    
    MANDY
    Toby, let’s end this.
    
    JOSH
    Toby, if you...
    
    TOBY
    Shut up. [to Mandy] Go. [Mandy leaves.] Sam, go back to doing what you’re doing.
    
    SAM
    They just delivered five cartons of Harrison’s old papers.
    
    TOBY
    Then go start reading.
    
    Sam goes inside his office.
    
    JOSH
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    What do we know? What do they know?
    
    JOSH
    Now, wait, hang on a second. 
    
    TOBY
    Josh...
    
    JOSH
    You’re not making me--I’m not gonna be the internal affairs cop around here.
    
    TOBY
    Yes, you are.
    
    JOSH
    You want to know who’s doing what around here, you ask them yourself!
    
    TOBY
    This isn’t the time, Josh. We taking water over the side...
    
    JOSH
    Yes, and I’m not indifferent to that, but there’s a principle here-
    
    TOBY
    No, there’s not. Not this week. We’ve been doing this for a year, and all we’ve gotten is 
    a year older. Our job approval’s 48%, and I think that number’s soft, and I’m tired of 
    being the field captain for the gang that couldn’t shoot straight! We’re getting this done!
    [beat] What do we know? What do they know? Start with me, if you want.
    
    Toby goes into his office.
    
    CUT TO: INT. SAM’S OFFICE - MORNING
    TUESDAY MORNINGH
    The sun is not out yet. Sam is sleeping in his chair. Around him are a bunch of cartons 
    containing old papers. The phone rings. He wakes up and picks up the phone.
    
    SAM
    Hello? This is Sam Seaborn. [listens] What’s your name? Uh, I’m not a cop. What’s your 
    name? [listens] Where are you right now? [listens] All right. I’m the only one in my 
    office, but as soon as the secretary get--you know what? Hang on. I’m on my way.
    [hangs up the phone, wears his jacket, heads out, and trips over one of the cartons]
    Ow!
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE PORTICO - DAY
    Bartlet and Leo are headed for the Oval Office.
    
    BARTLET
    A quick confirmation’s gonna be good for us.
    
    LEO
    Ritter says we’ll get unanimous approval out of committee and 90 votes in the Senate.
    
    BARTLET
    That’s a blowout, Leo.
    
    LEO
    Mm-hmm.
    
    BARTLET
    Just what the doctor ordered. [An agent opens the door.] Thank you.
    
    Bartlet and Leo walk inside the OUTER OVAL OFFICE.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning, Mrs. Landingham.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Good morning, Mr. President.
    
    LEO
    Good morning.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Good morning.
    
    BARTLET
    When is Harrison getting in?
    
    LEO
    Late tonight.
    
    BARTLET
    Good.
    
    They finally get to THE OVAL OFFICE. Charlie is inside.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning, Charlie.
    
    CHARLIE
    Good morning, Mr. President.
    
    LEO
    Good morning.
    
    BARTLET
    Peyton Cabot Harrison. Find out what kind of cigars he likes, what kind of perfume his 
    wife likes, and have them sent over to their hotel, okay?
    
    CHARLIE
    Back channels, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    Charlie takes Bartlet’s jacket and leaves.
    
    LEO
    They’re gonna stake the hotels. Gifts coming from the White House...
    
    BARTLET
    We’re using back channels. What is going on with Lillienfield?
    
    LEO
    You’re staying out of it.
    
    BARTLET
    Fine.
    
    LEO
    Anything else?
    
    BARTLET
    We’re gonna get this done, right?
    
    LEO
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    All right.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [walks in] Mr. President?
    
    BARTLET
    I’m on my way.
    
    LEO
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    Leo is on his way to his office.
    
    BARTLET
    Leo?
    
    LEO
    Yes, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    We looked at everybody, right?
    
    LEO
    Sir?
    
    BARTLET
    The short list. We looked at Mendoza?
    
    LEO
    We looked at him.
    
    BARTLET
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    We fixed on Harrison.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, you’re right. I’ll see you later.
    
    LEO
    Yes sir.
    
    Leo goes into his office. Bartlet heads out into the OUTER OVAL OFFICE. Two military
    types are waiting at the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning, gentlemen. Sorry to keep you waiting. Let’s go.
    
    Bartlet and the men walk out into the HALLWAY. Two Secret Service Agents are waiting.
    They follow the president.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning. Good morning. Hang on a second.
    
    They all stop walking as Bartlet goes inside the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. The staffers
    quickly stand up at the sight of the president.
    
    STAFFER 1
    Good morning.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning. Keep your seats.
    
    STAFFER 2
    Good morning, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning.
    
    Bartlet goes into TOBY’S OFFICE. Toby is inside.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning, Toby.
    
    TOBY
    Good morning, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Do this for me. Put together some information on Roberto Mendoza.
    
    TOBY
    Sir... it’s natural to have second thoughts, but...
    
    BARTLET
    No. I just want to be able to know something. There’s gonna be a lot of questions. 
    I don’t want it to be “we had a Hispanic on the short list.”
    
    TOBY
    What is it you’re looking for?
    
    BARTLET
    The reason we didn’t go with him.
    
    TOBY
    The reason we didn’t go with him is because Harrison said yes.
    
    BARTLET
    Let’s do better than that.
    
    TOBY
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Uh, what’s going on with this drug thing?
    
    TOBY
    You don’t want a piece of that.
    
    BARTLET
    All right. I’ll trust ya. Thank you.
    
    Bartlet walks back out to the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. The staffers stand up again. 
    
    SAM
    [passes by] Good morning, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Good morning, Sam.
    
    We follow Sam as he goes inside TOBY’S OFFICE.
    
    SAM
    Toby.
    
    TOBY
    He wants me to look at Mendoza. What...?
    
    SAM
    [slams an envelope on Toby’s desk] I got a phone call before from a guy with some 
    information. I just picked it up. I read it on the way back. It’s not good.
    
    TOBY
    Is it the drugs?
    
    SAM
    No.
    
    TOBY
    What is it?
    
    SAM
    It’s Harrison.
    
    TOBY
    Close the door.
    
    Sam looks around the Communications Office and closes the door.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT TWO
    * * *
    
    ACT THREE
    
    FADE IN: INT. TOBY’S OFFICE - DAY
    Sam is still there. Toby is going over through a bunch of papers.
    
    SAM
    It’s called an unsigned note. Every member of Law Review is required to prepare one. 
    It’s like an article.
    
    TOBY
    I know what an unsigned note is.
    
    SAM
    It’s 40 or so pages, well researched, footnoted, and revised with faculty supervision, 
    and it’s published.
    
    TOBY
    Without the names.
    
    SAM
    Without the names. It’s scholarly work.
    
    TOBY
    How do we know Harrison...?
    
    SAM
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    What, I’m supposed to just trust “the guy on the phone?”
    
    SAM
    I spent the last three months reading everything Harrison’s written, from decisions, 
    to memos, to amacus briefs, Toby. He’s the author of the unsigned note.
    
    TOBY
    [pause, calls] Bonnie!
    
    BONNIE
    [opens the door] Yeah?
    
    TOBY
    I’m gonna need the next five minutes the president’s got.
    
    BONNIE
    Yeah.
    
    Bonnie leaves and closes the door. Toby looks at Sam.
    
    CUT TO: INT. NORTHWEST LOBBY - DAY
    Josh and Donna are walking.
    
    DONNA
    How does Lillienfield get his information?
    
    JOSH
    Ah, he’s got a half government oversight committee. These are the people who literally 
    decide if we get heat and electricity in the White House.
    
    They go near the JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA - CONTINUOUS
    Josh is getting himself coffee. Then they walk again.
    
    DONNA
    So they have access to background information?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    DONNA
    Josh?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah?
    
    DONNA
    You shouldn’t feel uncomfortable about interviewing me.
    
    JOSH
    I met you. I talked to you. I hired you. You know anybody around here who uses drugs?
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    You want to tell me who they are?
    
    DONNA
    No.
    
    JOSH
    Good for you. Consider yourself interviewed.
    
    DONNA
    You’re a good boy, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Donna, I’ve seen your records.
    
    DONNA
    I know.
    
    JOSH
    You need to learn that “no parking” means no parking.
    
    DONNA
    The thing is sometimes I can’t find a space.
    
    JOSH
    Go to work.
    
    Donna goes to her desk. Josh goes inside his OFFICE. Mandy is sitting at the table 
    beside the door.
    
    MANDY
    We have everyone take a drug test and be done with it.
    
    JOSH
    What makes you think that everyone here can pass a drug test?
    
    MANDY
    The ones who can’t already know it and will quietly resign. 
    
    JOSH
    [laughs] Oh, okay. Problem solved.
    
    MANDY
    What is wrong in this day and age with demonstrating that the White House is drug free? 
    What is wrong with giving people that comfort?
    
    JOSH
    I would think that in this day and age, people would be more comfortable knowing that they 
    will not now, nor will they ever be forced to turn over evidence against themselves. And 
    please, do not try and paint your position as anything other than preservation of a spotlight.
    
    MANDY
    This thing gets bungled, and we’re not gonna have to struggle much to find the spotlight.
    
    JOSH
    [pause] So what do you think’s really going on here?
    
    MANDY
    I don’t know.
    
    JOSH
    I don’t know either.
    
    MANDY
    That’s what makes me nervous.
    
    JOSH
    What do we do?
    
    MANDY
    It’s time to talk to whoever it is you talk to.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    CUT TO: INT. BRIEFING ROOM - DAY
    C.J. is doing the briefing. A reporter asks a question.
    
    REPORTER
    Is there any reason to believe that White House staffers regularly use illegal drugs?
    
    C.J.
    For those who didn’t understand me the first nine times, we are looking into this.
    
    REPORTER
    C.J.?
    
    STEVE
    C.J., would you forgive a blunt question?
    
    C.J.
    These questions haven’t been blunt yet?
    
    STEVE
    Do you use drugs?
    
    C.J.
    No, and you’re forgiven.
    
    CHRIS
    It’s been 24 hours since Congressman Lillienfield made his accusations, C.J. When is the 
    White House...?
    
    C.J.
    We have 1300 people on the payroll, Chris. That’s a lot of information to gather, and 
    it’s not like we were loaded with free time before. And let me just add that as no one 
    and nothing here has been subpoenaed, and Mr. Lillienfield has offered nothing to support 
    his very bizarre claim, we’re not feeling the real need to get this done in a hurry.
    
    CHRIS
    C.J., one more question...
    
    C.J.
    Thank you. That’s all. [walks away, to a staffer] Set fire to the room. Do it now.
    
    The staffer laughs as C.J. walks out into the HALLWAY. C.J. does not see Danny following her.
    
    DANNY
    How you doing?
    
    C.J.
    What do you want?
    
    DANNY
    It was a bit of a blunder back there.
    
    C.J.
    It was fine.
    
    DANNY
    You challenged Lillienfield to present evidence. He knows his cue when he hears it.
    
    C.J.
    [looks around] I left my notebook somewhere.
    
    DANNY
    Also, did you really want to be the first person to use the word “subpoena”?
    
    C.J.
    In the context?
    
    DANNY
    What the context was. It’s the only word anybody’s gonna read tomorrow.
    
    C.J.
    I really don’t need your tips, Danny.
    
    DANNY
    As a matter of fact, you do, C.J. but that’s not why I’m here.
    
    C.J.
    Why are you here?
    
    DANNY
    I’m here because there’s a basketball team called the New York Knickerbockers who are 
    playing in town tonight.
    
    C.J. and Danny go back to THE BRIEFING ROOM. The reporters have left, and it’s now empty 
    and dark.
    
    C.J.
    I don’t have time for a little basketball game!
    
    DANNY
    Neither do I. Which is why we I thought could watch it in your office while I explain it 
    to you in a patronizing manner, ‘cause I know it’s something women usually like.
    
    C.J.
    Thank you, anyway.
    
    DANNY
    You understand I’ll talk slow and explain it the way any girl would appreciate.
    
    C.J. walks out. Josh has come in the room through the back door. Danny turns around.
    
    JOSH
    Danny. You got a minute?
    
    DANNY
    Walk me to my car.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. WASHINGTON D.C. - NIGHT
    Josh and Danny are walking along a street.
    
    DANNY
    Josh, the information I get I have to print.
    
    JOSH
    Do you have any information?
    
    DANNY
    No.
    
    JOSH
    Would you tell me if you did?
    
    DANNY
    What kind of information?
    
    JOSH
    You know what kind of information.
    
    DANNY
    Hey.
    
    JOSH
    You know no one knows where I got it.
    
    DANNY
    You know in the highroad, I’m not supposed to hand out any information I get.
    
    JOSH
    You’re right.
    
    DANNY
    You know I’m right. It’s not my job to help you out. As a matter of fact, I get fired 
    from my job for helping you out.
    
    JOSH
    I know that.
    
    DANNY
    Lillienfield’s a jackass, but he’s not stupid. He’s talking. He’s got something. 
    
    JOSH
    What?
    
    DANNY
    Whatever it is it’s small potatoes. It’s enough to get the rock rolling down the mountain.
    
    JOSH
    What’s he trying to hit?
    
    DANNY
    I don’t know.
    
    JOSH
    Is it the nomination?
    
    DANNY
    That’s what I thought too, but Harrison’s gonna sail by no matter what.
    
    JOSH
    Nobody said it’s Harrison.
    
    DANNY
    Yeah. Yeah. My point is this: He’s not gonna waste it on a done deal. He’s after 
    something better.
    
    JOSH
    Okay. Thanks. [starts to walk the other way]
    
    DANNY
    Josh, it’s one of those times, man. Don’t screw this up.
    
    JOSH
    C.J. likes goldfish.
    
    DANNY
    What?
    
    JOSH
    She likes goldfish. Can’t get enough of them.
    
    DANNY
    Thanks!
    
    Josh walks away.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    Bartlet is holding some papers. Sam and Toby are with him. 
    
    BARTLET
    Here’s an interesting statement. [reads] “I join Judge Black, insomuch as while enjoying 
    my privacy, I am compelled to admit that government has a right to invade it unless 
    specifically prohibited by some specific Constitutional provision.” Unquote.
    
    SAM
    Mr. President, this paper, is, in no uncertain terms, an argument of privacy is not a 
    right guaranteed by the Constitution.
    
    BARTLET
    Why isn’t this ever been brought up?
    
    TOBY
    It never came up, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    We spent two months vetting our homerun nominee, he doesn’t believe in a privacy guarantee, 
    and it never came up?
    
    TOBY
    It was simply never an issue in any order to be handed down, and if I may sir, we don’t 
    know for sure that he’s the author of the document...
    
    SAM
    We do know.
    
    TOBY
    ...If he is, I don’t think we can necessarily hold a 55 year old man responsible...
    
    SAM
    Toby?
    
    TOBY
    ...for something he wrote when he’s 26.
    
    SAM
    We’re not gonna be able to hold him responsible if we put him on the bench. And I promise 
    you, this issue’s gonna come up!
    
    BARTLET
    [pause, sighs] When does Harrison get in?
    
    SAM
    Later tonight.
    
    BARTLET
    I want him first thing in the morning.
    
    SAM
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    When was the last time either of you slept, I don’t care. Get ready for this.
    
    TOBY
    Yes sir.
    
    SAM
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    TOBY
    Thank you sir.
    
    Toby and Sam leave.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LEO’S OFFICE - NIGHT
    Leo is meeting with a few people.
    
    LEO
    Seventeen billion isn’t gonna fly. They’re gonna say it’s too much at thirteen five.
    
    The door to the Oval Office opens. Bartlet comes in. Everyone stands.
    
    BARTLET
    Excuse me.
    
    LEO
    Give us the room. [The people leave at an instant.]
    
    BARTLET
    I want to meet Mendoza.
    
    LEO
    Yes sir.
    
    Bartlet walks back to the Oval Office.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    THURSDAY MORNING
    Toby and Sam are waiting to be called inside the Oval Office. Mandy is with them, 
    walking back and forth.
    
    TOBY
    Does Mendoza know why he’s coming here?
    
    MANDY
    He thinks he’s interviewing for a place in the President’s Commission for Hispanic 
    Opportunity.
    
    TOBY
    Is there such a thing as the president’s...?
    
    MANDY
    It’s the best I could do in short notice, Toby.
    
    TOBY
    Fine.
    
    MANDY
    I had to make a letterhead.
    
    TOBY
    That must have taxed your considerable creativity.
    
    MANDY
    Toby?
    
    TOBY
    Fine.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet is inside with Judge PEYTON CABOT HARRISON III. Charlie is waiting at the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Judge Harrison, first thing’s first, are you the author of this unsigned note?
    
    Bartlet gives several papers to Harrison, who looks it over. 
    
    HARRISON
    [chuckles] Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    When I was 26, I wrote a paper supporting the deregulation of Far East trade barriers. 
    Nearly got thrown out of the London School of Economics. I was young and stupid, and 
    trying to make some noise.
    
    HARRISON 
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m gonna bring Toby Ziegler and Sam Seaborn in here and talk about this a little bit.
    
    HARRISON
    That’s fine sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay. Charlie, please?
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Toby, Mandy and Sam are still waiting. Josh appears behind them.
    
    JOSH
    Toby, you got a minute?
    
    TOBY
    They’re about to call me in.
    
    Josh and Toby go out into the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH
    Privacy?
    
    TOBY
    I don’t know.
    
    JOSH
    He doesn’t acknowledge the protection?
    
    TOBY
    Hang on a second.
    
    JOSH
    When were you gonna tell me this?
    
    TOBY
    Number one: I don’t report to you.
    
    JOSH
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    Number two: He wrote the paper a quarter century ago.
    
    JOSH
    He hasn’t changed his mind.
    
    TOBY
    We don’t know whether he changed his mind or not.
    
    JOSH
    We don’t care whether he changed his mind or not. You’re painting a picture for the president.
    
    TOBY
    The president can paint his own picture.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah, but he listens to you. [beat] When did we get the idea that Harrison was our guy? 
    When we used to talk it was never Harrison.
    
    CHARLIE
    [walks up] Toby?
    
    TOBY
    Yeah?
    
    CHARLIE
    They’re ready for you.
    
    Charlie and Toby go inside. Josh walks the other way.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LEO’S OFFICE - DAY
    Leo is seated in a chair, reading. Margaret knocks and comes in.
    
    MARGARET
    Leo?
    
    LEO
    Yeah?
    
    MARGARET
    Josh was wondering if you had a moment.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    Margaret leaves. Josh comes in.
    
    JOSH
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    Hey. 
    
    Josh closes the door.
    
    LEO
    I guess you’re the guy with the worst job in the building this week, huh?
    
    JOSH
    [laughs] I was interrogating this intern from the Legislative Liaison’s Office, and 
    she broke down crying while telling me about the bong she had made out of an eggplant.
    
    LEO
    You can do that?
    
    JOSH
    I used to use a potato.
    
    LEO
    You’ve always been industrious.
    
    JOSH
    [goes around and sits across Leo] Lillienfield’s not after that kid in the Liaison’s 
    Office, and he’s not even after the Senior Staff.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Leo, you... know the worst kept secret in Washington... is that you’re a recovering 
    alcoholic, right?
    
    LEO
    I had a hunch.
    
    They both chuckle.
    
    JOSH
    Leo, you’re... Boston-Irish Catholic. Back there and back then, a drinking problem 
    wasn’t a problem. [beat] This isn’t what he’s after... Were you maybe into something 
    that wasn’t so acceptable?
    
    LEO
    [pause] Pills.
    
    JOSH
    Were you in treatment?
    
    LEO
    Sierra-Tucson. Six years ago.
    
    JOSH
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    Records kept by these facilities are confidential, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    [quietly] He’s got ‘em.
    
    Leo is shocked. Josh grabs Leo by his jacket and pats him.
    
    JOSH
    You’re Leo McGarry. You’re not gonna be taken down by this... small fraction of a man.
    [stands and opens the door] I won’t permit it.
    
    Josh leaves and closes the door. Leo is still shocked.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT THREE
    * * *
    
    ACT FOUR
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet and Harrison are now with Sam and Toby.
    
    HARRISON
    Judges are bound to interpret the Constitution within the strict parameters of the text 
    itself. The Constitution doesn’t provide for a right of privacy. The right doesn’t exist.
    
    SAM
    The third amendment says soldiers can’t be quartered in private homes. The fifth provides 
    protection against self-incrimination, and the fourth against unreasonable searches. 
    You deny the right to privacy lived in those passages?
    
    HARRISON
    No. I do not deny it, but the fact that the framers enumerated those specific protections is 
    all the more reason to believe that they had no intention of making privacy a de facto right.
    
    SAM
    They just fought a revolution but they had no question of their freedom. The Bill of Rights 
    wasn’t meant to codify the most crucial of those rights not to limit the others.
    
    HARRISON
    I do this for a living, Mr. Seaborn.
    
    SAM
    So do I, your honor.
    
    BARTLET
    Peyton, do I have the right to put on an ugly plaid jacket and a loud polka-dot tie and 
    walk down Main Street?
    
    HARRISON
    Yes.
    
    BARTLET
    Where in the Constitution is that right guaranteed?
    
    HARRISON
    First Amendment. Freedom of expression.
    
    BARTLET
    What about the use of cream in my coffee? Surely, there can be no free speech argument 
    to be made there?
    
    HARRISON
    No.
    
    BARTLET
    So you have no objection to the state of New Hampshire passing a law banning use of cream 
    in coffee?
    
    HARRISON
    I would have strong objection, Mr. President, as I like cream as well, but I would have no 
    Constitutional basis to strike down the law when you brought this case to the Supreme Court.
    
    BARTLET
    As I lose the votes of coffee drinkers everywhere.
    
    CUT TO: INT. C.J.’S OFFICE - DAY
    C.J. is going over some newspapers. Danny comes in carrying a fishbowl, with a goldfish 
    swimming inside.
    
    DANNY
    Hey.
    
    C.J.
    Hey. 
    
    DANNY
    What you doing?
    
    C.J.
    You were right.
    
    DANNY
    I know.
    
    C.J.
    The word “subpoena” appears in the lead in every story of this morning’s papers.
    
    DANNY
    I know.
    
    C.J.
    Not yours.
    
    DANNY
    That’s just ‘cause I couldn’t spell it.
    
    C.J.
    What are you holding?
    
    DANNY
    It’s a goldfish.
    
    C.J.
    Why?
    
    DANNY
    It’s for you.
    
    C.J.
    Really?
    
    DANNY
    Josh said you liked goldfish.
    
    C.J. suddenly bursts out in laughter. Danny is puzzled.
    
    C.J.
    [out of her laugh] The crackers, Danny. The cheese things that you have at a party?
    
    DANNY
    Well... You know what, I’m not a hundred percent sure I’m supposed to know that.
    
    C.J.
    The crackers, Danny.
    
    DANNY
    Fine. Now I got a goldfish.
    
    C.J.
    [laughs] Give it to me.
    
    DANNY
    No.
    
    C.J.
    No, you’ll kill it.
    
    DANNY
    You think I can’t take care of a goldfish?
    
    C.J.
    I absolutely do not. [takes the fishbowl from Danny]
    
    DANNY
    The name’s Gail, by the way.
    
    C.J.
    The fish?
    
    DANNY
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    You named it Gail?
    
    DANNY
    No, the guy in the store.
    
    C.J.
    [laughs again] Oh... That’s... Come here. [kisses Danny on the cheek] Thanks for the fish.
    
    DANNY
    Keep your head in the game.
    
    Danny leaves. C.J. looks at the goldfish in the table. She looks at the door, and laughs 
    once more.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    
    SAM
    In 1787, there was a sizable block of delegates who were initially opposed to the 
    Bill of Rights. One member of the Georgia delegation had to stay by way of opposition: 
    “If we list the set of rights, some fools in the future are going to claim that people 
    are entitled only to those rights enumerated and no longer. The framers knew...”
    
    HARRISON
    Were you just calling me a fool, Mr. Seaborn?
    
    SAM
    I wasn’t calling you a fool, sir, the brand new state of Georgia was.
    
    HARRISON
    Gentlemen, laws must emanate from the Constitution.
    
    TOBY
    There are natural laws, judge.
    
    HARRISON
    I do not deny there are natural laws, Mr. Ziegler. I only deny that judges are empowered 
    to enforce them.
    
    TOBY
    Then who will?
    
    HARRISON
    That’s not up to me. And this sideshow is over. With all due respect, Mr. President, I 
    find this kind of questioning very rude.
    
    SAM
    Well then, you’re really gonna enjoy meeting the U.S. Senate.
    
    HARRISON
    Be that as it may, it’s disgusting. We all know you need me as much as I need you. I read 
    the same polling information you do. Seven to ten point bump, 90 votes, unanimous out of 
    committee, I was courted. Now, you have me taken to school by some kid.
    
    Sam reacts to the remark.
    
    BARTLET
    This Sam is young, drives me nuts too, but he took you off for a ride, sir, because that’s 
    what I told him to do.
    
    HARRISON
    I am an extremely well credentialed man, Mr. President, and I’m unaccustomed to this sort 
    of questioning.
    
    BARTLET
    I understand, Peyton. Could you give us a little time, please? We’ll make you comfortable 
    while you’re waiting.
    
    HARRISON
    Certainly.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    Everyone stands as Harrison exits. 
    
    SAM
    Put him on a bus.
    
    TOBY
    With a guaranteed confirmation we’re sending out the door based on a 30-year-old paper, 
    which by the way, no one will know about but us.
    
    BARTLET
    You don’t think the guy who called Sam wouldn’t know how to call a senator’s office?
    
    TOBY
    Mr. President, if this is really about abortion, we already talked about...
    
    SAM
    It’s not about abortion. It’s about the next 20 years. Twenties and thirties, it was 
    the role of government. Fifties and sixties, it was civil rights. The next two decades, 
    it’s gonna be privacy. I’m talking about the Internet. I’m talking about cellphones. 
    I’m talking about health records, and who’s gay and who’s not. And moreover, in a 
    country born on a will to be free, what could be more fundamental than this?
    
    BARTLET
    Toby?
    
    TOBY
    [beat] Let’s meet Mendoza.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    Mandy knocks. Josh is inside looking out the window.
    
    MANDY
    They’re meeting with Mendoza.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    MANDY
    Yeah, and I’m just gonna go kill myself now.
    
    JOSH
    You think Mendoza would be a bad justice?
    
    MANDY
    I think Mendoza would make a great justice. I think he makes a lousy nominee.
    
    JOSH
    Why?
    
    MANDY
    He’s ruled in favor of same sex marriages...
    
    JOSH
    He didn’t rule in favor of it, Mandy. He’s not recommending it. He’s ruled that the state 
    has no right to interfere with it.
    
    MANDY
    He’s got the broadest possible interpretation for free speech.
    
    JOSH
    And listening to you sometimes, I honestly wish you’d narrow it, so...
    
    MANDY
    You don’t have to tell me how to be a good person, Josh. I’m the one who has to sell this. 
    And he is not exactly America’s idea of Supreme Court justice.
    
    JOSH
    Mandy, I don’t...
    
    MANDY
    Let’s do a side-by-side comparison. [reads from piece of paper] Harrison went to Walnut 
    Park Country Day, Phillips Exeter, and Princeton undergrad, and Harvard Law. Mendoza 
    attended P.S. 138 in Brooklyn, City University of New York, and the New York Police 
    Department. Harrison clerked for Warren Berger. Mendoza...
    
    JOSH
    [off of the top of his head] New York City Police Department ’65 to ’76, Assistant 
    District Attorney Brooklyn ’76 to ’80, Assistant U.S. Attorney Eastern District, Federal 
    District Judge, Eastern District -- Let me tell you something, Mendoza went to Law School 
    the hard way. He got shot in the leg, and when they offered him a hundred percent 
    dispensation, he took a desk job instead and went to law school at night. He’s brilliant, 
    decisive, compassionate, and experienced. And if you don’t think that he’s America’s 
    idea of a jurist, then you don’t have enough faith in Americans.
    
    MANDY
    It’s not Americans I don’t have faith in, Josh. It’s the White House Senior Staff.
    
    Josh scoffs.
    
    MANDY
    This is not gonna be an easy one, and if all hell breaks loose over Lillienfield, 
    it could honestly cripple us for a year, maybe more.
    
    JOSH
    [sighs] Well, I mean, just the law of large numbers says We got to win one one of 
    these days, right?
    
    MANDY
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    So let’s make it a good one.
    
    MANDY
    I still hate you.
    
    JOSH
    Whatever.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - DAY
    Judge ROBERTO MENDOZA and two staffers are walking along the hallway. They pass the 
    Communications Office. Margaret and Ed are at the door when the walk by.
    
    ED
    Who was that?
    
    MARGARET
    Roberto Mendoza.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE MURAL ROOM - DAY
    Inside the closed room, Harrison is standing waiting. Charlie is seated at the corner.
    
    HARRISON
    It’s not necessary for you to stay here.
    
    CHARLIE
    The president asked me to stay with you in case you needed anything. I’d be glad to stay 
    outside if you prefer.
    
    HARRISON
    Yes, please.
    
    CHARLIE
    Would you like anything?
    
    HARRISON
    Coffee, please.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir. [about to head out]
    
    HARRISON
    You look very familiar. Is it possible we’ve met?
    
    CHARLIE
    I caddied for two summers at Sandy Hooks, sir.
    
    HARRISON
    Ah. Yes, of course.
    
    CHARLIE
    Charlie Young.
    
    HARRISON
    Charlie, of course.
    
    CHARLIE
    I’ll get your coffee. [leaves and closes the door]
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet, Toby and Sam are now meeting with Mendoza.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m sure we’re almost done. Sam, what else you got?
    
    SAM
    Judge Mendoza, I have a note that your rulings have been upheld by the Court of Appeals 
    more than any other district judge in the country.
    
    MENDOZA
    Well, that’s what comes by being right most of the time, I guess.
    
    Bartlet laughs. Leo walks in.
    
    BARTLET
    You need me, Leo?
    
    LEO
    For just a moment, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Would you excuse me?
    
    MENDOZA
    Certainly.
    
    Bartlet and Leo walk into LEO’S OFFICE. Leo closes the door.
    
    LEO
    Mr. President...
    
    BARTLET
    What is it, Leo?
    
    LEO
    There’s gonna be trouble.
    
    BARTLET
    Lillienfield?
    
    LEO
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    He knows?
    
    LEO
    We think so.
    
    BARTLET
    We?
    
    LEO
    Josh has it.
    
    BARTLET
    What does Josh say?
    
    LEO
    Get through it.
    
    BARTLET
    Josh is a smart guy.
    
    LEO
    No sir. Josh is a young guy.
    
    BARTLET
    We used to be too.
    
    LEO
    Mr. President...
    
    BARTLET
    Did you have a drink yesterday?
    
    LEO
    No sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Are you gonna have one today?
    
    LEO
    No sir.
    
    BARTLET
    That’s all you ever have to say to me.
    
    LEO
    You know it’s gonna make things very hard for a while.
    
    BARTLET
    You fought in a war, got me elected, and you run the country. I think we all owe you 
    one, don’t you?
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    Bartlet and Leo go back in. Charlie approaches Bartlet and whispers.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. President...
    
    BARTLET
    Did Harrison get off okay?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir. There’s a crowd building outside your office.
    
    BARTLET
    Why?
    
    CHARLIE
    I think word’s gotten out what’s going on in here, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    I’ll bet it has. [turns to Sam] Do you have any more questions, Sam?
    
    SAM
    No sir.
    
    TOBY
    I have one, sir.
    
    MENDOZA
    Let me say that this is not an easy commission to get appointed to.
    
    TOBY
    Judge, without knowing details of special circumstance, what would you say of someone 
    being fired from refusing to take a drug test at the order of the president?
    
    MENDOZA
    Without details of special circumstances?
    
    TOBY
    Yes sir.
    
    MENDOZA
    Without showing cause, I would say that the order constitutes an illegal search, and 
    I would order that the employee be reinstated.
    
    BARTLET
    Toby?
    
    TOBY
    Sold.
    
    BARTLET
    Judge Mendoza, would it surprise you to learn that for the past few months, your name 
    has been in the short list of candidates for the bench?
    
    MENDOZA
    Yes, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, then this is gonna knock your socks off. Tomorrow evening at 5 o’clock, I am 
    naming you as my nominee to be the next associate justice of the United States Supreme 
    Court. You were not the first choice, but you are the last one, and the right one. 
    [beat] Will you accept the nomination?
    
    MENDOZA
    [beat] With honor.
    
    BARTLET
    Good.
    
    Everyone stands.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you. Sam and Toby will be in charge of your confirmation.
    
    SAM
    Congratulations, Judge.
    
    MENDOZA
    Thank you. [shake hands]
    
    TOBY
    It’s gonna be an excruciating battle, Mr. Justice, one I have no intention of losing.
    
    BARTLET
    What do you say, Leo? You up for a good fight?
    
    LEO
    I believe I have one in me, yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Good. Let the good fight begin.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    A large crowd is waiting just outside the Oval Office. Bartlet opens the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Mr. Justice Mendoza!
    
    Mendoza walks out with Sam, Toby, and Leo. Staffers outside, including Josh, Mandy, 
    C.J. and Donna are clapping. Mendoza shakes hands with C.J. and then Josh. He makes 
    his way down the line of people with the staff following behind him, as everyone 
    continues to clap for the nominee. 
    
    DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
    FADE TO BLACK.
    THE END
    * * *
    
    
    
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