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  • THE WEST WING 14
    The West Wing Scripts/Season 1 2008. 10. 31. 09:17

    THE WEST WING
     “TAKE THIS SABBATH DAY”
    TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN
    STORY BY: LAWRENCE O’DONNELL JR., PAUL REDFORD & AARON SORKIN
    DIRECTED BY: THOMAS SCHLAMME
    
    
    TEASER
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT - FRIDAY EVENING
    We see the panel of Supreme Court Judges sitting on the bench. One of them is reading a 
    verdict in front of three public defenders.
    
    JUDGE
    Assuming arguendo that the district court erred in allowing the jury to consider non-
    statutory factors that were vague, overbroad or duplicative in violation of the eighth 
    amendment such error was harmless beyond a reasonable doubt. The application for a stay 
    of execution of the sentence of death, presented to the Chief Justice and referred by him 
    to the court, is denied. The petition for a writ of certiorary is denied. The petitioner 
    is remanded to the federal facility in Terre Haute, Indiana, to be executed by lethal 
    injection, Monday morning at 12:01 a.m.
    
    At the sound of the gavel, we--
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT
    The three public defenders are walking down the hall.
    
    P.D. 1
    Who’s our guy at the White House?
    
    JERRY
    It’s over.
    
    P.D. 1
    Jerry...
    
    JERRY
    It’s over.
    
    P.D. 1
    Who’s our guy at the White House?
    
    JERRY
    We don’t have a guy at the White House.
    
    P.D. 1
    I’m saying who can we call right now?
    
    JERRY
    At eight o’clock on a Friday?
    
    P.D. 1
    Yes.
    
    JERRY
    The switchboard operator.
    
    P.D. 1
    Jerry, who do we know who’s got the ear of the President?
    
    JERRY
    Nobody!
    
    BOBBY
    Sam Seaborn. [They all stop walking.]
    
    JERRY
    You know Seaborn?
    
    BOBBY
    I used to beat him up in high school.
    
    JERRY
    You’re kidding me.
    
    BOBBY
    No.
    
    P.D. 1
    You can call him right now?
    
    BOBBY
    Yeah.
    
    P.D. 1
    He’ll take the call?
    
    BOBBY
    Let’s find out.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA - NIGHT
    Josh had just finished work and is about to leave. He tries to tell Donna that he’s going 
    to go.
    
    JOSH
    I’m out of here.
    
    DONNA
    You’ve got to see Sam.
    
    Josh turns back and walks the other way. Donna joins him into the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH
    I’m seeing Sam, and then I’m out of here.
    
    DONNA
    Are you going to behave yourself tonight?
    
    JOSH
    It’s a bachelor party.
    
    DONNA
    I’m saying...
    
    JOSH
    I can hold my liquor.
    
    DONNA
    No you can’t.
    
    JOSH
    I can drink with the best of them.
    
    DONNA
    You can’t drink with any of them, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    I’m in politics, okay. I can drink.
    
    DONNA
    You have a very sensitive system.
    
    JOSH
    I wish you’d stop telling people that. It makes me sound like an idiot.
    
    DONNA
    You’re gonna have two drinks and spend the rest of the weekend sleeping it off.
    
    JOSH
    And this is the first time in a long time I’ve had the opportunity to spend the weekend 
    doing anything but working, is my point.
    
    DONNA
    Are there going to be strippers?
    
    JOSH
    Nah.
    
    DONNA
    Really?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    DONNA
    Tell me the truth.
    
    JOSH
    There aren’t going to be strippers there. Men don’t like that anymore.
    
    DONNA
    Men don’t like naked women anymore?
    
    JOSH
    No, we still like naked women a lot. It’s looking at them in a room full of your best 
    friends that makes you feel a little...
    
    DONNA
    Sleazy?
    
    JOSH
    Uncomfortable.
    
    Josh walks up to Sam as he comes out of the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. Donna walks away.
    
    JOSH
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    Hi.
    
    JOSH
    I’m out of here. What do you need? [They start walking.]
    
    SAM
    [calls to office in general] What do I need?
    
    BONNIE
    O’Dwyer.
    
    SAM
    Yes. I need you to do me a favor.
    
    JOSH
    On O’Dwyer?
    
    SAM
    His people are calling. They want to know what’s going on.
    
    JOSH
    Who’s his people?
    
    SAM
    A campaign manager. A guy named Joey Lucas.
    
    JOSH
    Never heard of him.
    
    SAM
    Me neither.
    
    JOSH
    What’s he like?
    
    SAM
    I didn’t speak with him. I spoke with his assistant. 
    
    JOSH
    What’s the favor?
    
    SAM
    I scheduled a meeting for tomorrow with him to try to figure out what’s going on.
    
    JOSH
    Aren’t you going sailing tomorrow?
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Then how are you gonna... [light dawns] Oh, come on!
    
    SAM
    Ten minutes.
    
    They had gone back to the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE.
    
    JOSH
    On a Saturday!
    
    SAM
    Well, do you have plans?
    
    JOSH
    I was planning on doing nothing.
    
    SAM
    Ten minutes, fifteen minutes tops.
    
    JOSH
    Sam...
    
    SAM
    He’s going to be very excited to meet with you. Joshua Lyman, Deputy Chief of Staff. 
    He can hear it from the horse’s mouth.
    
    JOSH
    What am I supposed to tell him?
    
    SAM
    On O’Dwyer?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    Donna walks up.
    
    SAM
    Tell him the truth.
    
    JOSH
    I don’t think so. What else you got?
    
    DONNA
    What time?
    
    SAM
    10:00 tomorrow morning.
    
    DONNA
    [to Josh] You have to be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
    
    JOSH
    We have to be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
    
    DONNA
    Why me?
    
    JOSH
    ‘Cause you work for me.
    
    DONNA
    [pouts] I have things to do tomorrow morning, Josh. It was my Saturday too.
    
    JOSH
    What things?
    
    DONNA
    I have to go shopping.
    
    JOSH
    For what?
    
    DONNA
    Whatever! It’s Saturday.
    
    JOSH
    Ten minutes. When it’s over I’ll buy you some shoes. 
    
    DONNA
    [smiles] Really? [leaves]
    
    JOSH
    I’m out of here.
    
    SAM
    I’m bringing back the Cup, man.
    
    JOSH
    Sam, just stay in the boat this time and I’m a happy guy.
    
    SAM
    Okay.
    
    JOSH
    Good luck. [walks off]
    
    SAM
    [shouting after Josh] I’ve got foul weather gear.
    
    JOSH
    [shouts back] See you later.
    
    Bonnie is getting ready to leave. So is Sam. They start to put on their jackets.
    
    SAM
    Bonnie, I’m done?
    
    BONNIE
    You’re done.
    
    SAM
    I’m cutting the cord, Bonnie. I’m gonna be unreachable for the weekend.
    
    BONNIE
    Good.
    
    SAM
    Not taking my pager. [puts it on desk] Not taking my cell phone. [puts it next to pager]
    
    BONNIE
    You’ve earned it!
    
    SAM
    Out on the ocean blue. Totally cut off from the White House.
    
    BONNIE
    It’ll be good for you.
    
    SAM
    [to himself] I’m taking my pager. [sticks it in his coat pocket] Should probably take my 
    cell phone too. [picks it up] No. No. Cutting the cord. [puts it down] Not taking the cell 
    phone. [pulls pager out and puts it on desk] Not taking the pager.
    
    BONNIE
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    Yeah?
    
    BONNIE
    You need to relax.
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    BONNIE
    Have a good weekend.
    
    SAM
    You too.
    
    Bonnie leaves. The phone rings as Sam is leaving. He looks at it, then shuts off the 
    light and closes the door behind him. The phone rings some more before Sam comes back 
    in and picks it up. 
    
    SAM
    Sam Seaborn.
    
    SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
    END TEASER
    * * *
    
    ACT ONE
    
    FADE IN: INT. COURTHOUSE - NIGHT
    Sam and BOBBY ZANE, one of the public defenders, are walking through.
    
    SAM
    Is he guilty?
    
    BOBBY
    That’s not the point.
    
    SAM
    Is he guilty?
    
    BOBBY
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    Bobby, is he guilty?
    
    BOBBY
    In ‘94 Justice Blackmun officially went on record...
    
    SAM
    Bobby!
    
    BOBBY
    It was a drug cartel. He killed two kingpins.
    
    SAM
    You want me to argue it was a public service measure? 
    
    BOBBY
    Sam, I’m not talking about a couple of schoolgirls.
     
    SAM
    Blackmun’s in support of the death penalty.
    
    BOBBY
    I tell you he reversed himself in ‘94. “From this day forward,” he said, “I no longer 
    shall tinker with the machinery of death.”
    
    SAM
    Yes.
    
    BOBBY
    “I feel morally and intellectually obligated simply to concede that the death penalty 
    experiment has failed.”
    
    SAM
    You don’t have to quote Harry Blackmun with me.
    
    BOBBY
    You are going to go to the President, and you’re gonna tell him he can’t run from this 
    one. He’s got to consider my client. You’re gonna tell him that.
    
    SAM
    I don’t talk to the President that way, Bobby. Nobody talks to the President that way. 
    And I’m gonna tell you not that many people talk to me that way anymore.
    
    BOBBY
    I’ve got a guy 48 hours away from death. You’re gonna make this personal?
    
    SAM
    How long you been with the P.D.’s office?
    
    BOBBY
    About two years.
    
    SAM
    I heard you were at Ross-Lipton.
    
    BOBBY
    Yeah, I was.
    
    SAM
    What happened?
    
    BOBBY
    They gave me a partnership and a corner office, Sam. What do you think happened?
    
    SAM
    The President’s very serious about the separation of powers.
    
    BOBBY
    Yeah, but so’s the Constitution. In Article 2, Section 2 says, “He shall have the power 
    to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States.”
    
    SAM
    Thanks for pointing that out. I’m saying the judicial branch has spoken, so why should...?
    
    BOBBY
    Oh, that’s what he’s going to hide behind?
    
    SAM
    The President’s not hiding behind anything. Right now the President’s on Air Force One 
    coming back home from Stockholm. 
    
    BOBBY
    So when does he land?
    
    SAM
    Around 9:00 a.m.
    
    BOBBY
    That’s when you’re going to talk to him?
    
    SAM
    Well, I won’t be here tomorrow morning, but I’ll ask Toby Ziegler to talk...
    
    BOBBY
    Where are you going?
    
    SAM
    Bobby.
    
    BOBBY
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    I’ll pass it up to Toby Ziegler. He’ll ask for a few minutes of the President’s time, 
    but I have to be honest with you. After a long trip...
    
    BOBBY
    He’ll talk to the President first thing in the morning?
    
    SAM
    Well, it’s Saturday. I think Toby will probably be at temple first thing in the morning.
    
    BOBBY
    What temple?
    
    SAM
    Bobby.
    
    BOBBY
    What temple?
    
    SAM
    I don’t know the name of the temple.
    
    BOBBY
    You know where it is?
    
    SAM
    [caught off guard] I think it’s on Delaware.
    
    BOBBY
    Thank you. 
    
    Sam is a little surprised after Bobby quickly walks away.
    
    CUT TO: INT. SAM’S OFFICE - NIGHT
    Sam returns to his office to grab his bag.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT
    Leo comes out of the Roosevelt Room. Sam sees him behind. They walk together.
    
    SAM
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    I thought you left.
    
    SAM
    I just came back to get my bag.
    
    LEO
    What’s going on?
    
    SAM
    They denied the appeal.
    
    LEO
    Simon Cruz.
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    I thought they were sending it back to the...
    
    SAM
    Me too.
    
    LEO
    No, our guy said they were going to send it back to the sixth circuit.
    
    SAM
    Well they didn’t. The denied the appeal five-three.
     
    LEO
    That’s not what was supposed to happen.
    
    SAM
    We’ve got the get Mendoza on the Bench.
    
    LEO
    Come on.
    
    SAM
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    If Mendoza was on the bench, they would have lost five-four. So what are we talking about?
    
    SAM
    The execution is scheduled...
    
    LEO
    What? 
    
    They reach LEO’S OFFICE.
    
    SAM
    The execution is scheduled for 12:01 Monday morning, so the ball’s in our court.
    
    LEO
    I’m not sure the President wants the ball in our court. 
    
    SAM
    Well, that makes two of us.
    
    LEO
    Have a good weekend.
    
    SAM
    You’re not gonna...
    
    LEO
    He lands at 9:00 tomorrow morning. I’ll let him sleep a little bit then I’ll talk it 
    through with him.
    
    SAM
    I can brief Toby before I leave.
    
    LEO
    Right.
    
    SAM
    I’ll see you later. [starts to leave]
    
    LEO
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    Yeah? [turns back]
    
    LEO
    Why Monday morning?
    
    SAM
    What do you mean?
    
    LEO
    The court denied the appeal. Why isn’t he being executed at midnight tonight?
    
    SAM
    We don’t execute people between sundown Friday and sundown Sunday.
    
    LEO
    Why?
    
    SAM
    Hard as it is to believe...
    
    LEO
    [figures it out for himself] You’re kidding me.
     
    SAM
    No.
    
    LEO
    We don’t execute people on the Sabbath.
    
    SAM
    No.
    
    LEO
    Well, that’s about the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard.
    
    SAM
    Leo, I think you’re gonna find as you go through this weekend that there’s virtually no 
    part of this discussion that isn’t bizarre. I’m gonna go home now. I got to race in the 
    morning. [leaves]
    
    LEO
    [calls after Sam] Hold on to a rope or something, would you.
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    Sam leaves. The camera closes on Leo.
    
    LEO
    Damn it.
    
    CUT TO: INT. NORTHWEST LOBBY - NIGHT
    Sam goes to sign out. He picks up the pen and thinks. He changes his mind and heads back.
    
    CUT TO: INT. SAM’S OFFICE - NIGHT
    Sam sets down his bag, pulls a book off the shelf and sits down at his desk. He turns on 
    the light, puts on his glasses and starts reading.
    
    FADE TO: INT. JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA - DAY
    SATURDAY, 9:00 A.M.
    Donna arrives. She puts down her bag and hangs her jacket. She opens the door to JOSH’S 
    OFFICE. She finds Josh lying on the floor in front of his desk in disgustingly dirty 
    clothes, snoring.
    
    DONNA
    Josh. 
    
    Josh snores. 
    
    DONNA
    Josh!
    
    Josh, sputtering, wakes up and sits up, blinking. He is very obviously hung over, and 
    has a pair of lacy red panties around his neck.
    
    JOSH
    Hi.
    
    DONNA
    What are you doing?
    
    JOSH
    What?
    
    DONNA
    Did you spend the night here?
    
    JOSH
    No. Just since a couple of hours ago.
    
    DONNA
    The party went to morning?
    
    JOSH
    Yup.
    
    DONNA
    Why didn’t you go home?
    
    JOSH
    What?
    
    DONNA
    Why didn’t you go home after the party?
    
    JOSH
    I couldn’t find my keys, or remember where I lived. [pulls the panties off over his head]
    
    DONNA
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    I think there might have been strippers there. [gets up]
    
    DONNA
    [yells] Oh my God! 
    
    Josh shushes her. 
    
    DONNA
    What happened to your clothes?
    
    JOSH
    I may have wrinkled my suit.
    
    DONNA
    Josh!
    
    JOSH
    Donna. You... You really want to speak very softly.
    
    DONNA
    How did you get like this?
    
    JOSH
    People were pouring champagne over each other.
    
    DONNA
    And then wrestling in dirt?
    
    JOSH
    I can’t remember, but it’s certainly not out of the question.
    
    DONNA
    You have a meeting.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah, I know. I’m not, you know. Uh... what was the meeting again?
    
    DONNA
    Joey Lucas about O’Dwyer.
    
    JOSH
    Yes. [puts on his suit jacket.]
    
    DONNA
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    I’m fine.
    
    DONNA
    You can’t wear those clothes. [holds her nose]
     
    JOSH
    I’m fine.
    
    DONNA
    Trust me.
    
    JOSH
    They’re the only clothes I got.
    
    DONNA
    I’ll find some other clothes.
    
    JOSH
    Fine. [sits in his chair as Donna starts to leave]
    
    DONNA
    Are you going to listen to me from now on? 
    
    JOSH
    [under breath] I’m not even listening to you now.
    
    DONNA
    [shouts] I said, are you going to listen...
    
    JOSH
    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
    
    Donna leaves and Josh slumps forward onto his desk.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. ANDREW'S AIR FORCE BASE - DAY
    Leo gets out of a limousine. He walks toward Bartlet, C.J. and Charlie as they come off 
    of Air Force One.
    
    BARTLET
    C.J., look...
    
    C.J.
    Don’t start with me, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    I was helping pass the time. I was being entertaining as well as instructive.
    
    C.J.
    I’m back in America now, I have rights. I’m no longer belted down next to the passenger 
    from hell.
    
    LEO
    [walks up] Welcome back, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Leo! What’re you doing here?
    
    LEO
    I needed a minute, sir. How was the flight?
    
    C.J.
    It was --
    
    BARTLET
    Great!
    
    C.J.
    -- gruesome. “If you’ll look out the left side of the cabin, you’ll see the fjords.” 
    Then we got a history of the fjords. Then we got a quiz on the fjords. 
    [to Bartlet] Do you have any idea how much I would like to dress you up in lederhosen 
    and drop kick you into the fjords right now?
    
    BARTLET
    Aww. You don’t know how to have fun when we’re traveling...
    
    C.J. and Bartlet get into the car.
    
    CHARLIE
    [quietly to Leo] It was quite a trip. [gets into car]
    
    LEO
    [under breath] It ain’t over yet.
    
    He gets into the limousine. C.J. sneezes as they drive off.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT ONE
    * * *
    
    ACT TWO
    
    FADE IN: INT. JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    Donna walks into Josh's office with bright yellow hip-waders in one hand and a cup in 
    the other.
    
    DONNA
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Huh.
    
    DONNA
    Here. [puts foul weather gear on desk]
    
    JOSH
    What’s that?
    
    DONNA
    It’s Sam’s foul weather gear. Drink this. [puts cup on desk]
    
    JOSH
    Coffee?
    
    DONNA
    It’s strong. Drink it all. 
    
    Donna walks out. Josh drinks, gags, and lets the coffee run out of his mouth down the 
    front of his shirt.
    
    JOSH
    Blah.
    
    DONNA
    [comes back in] It’s from yesterday, so it might not be hot anymore.
    
    JOSH
    What time is this person coming?
    
    DONNA
    Forty minutes. Put this on. [indicates hip-waders]
    
    JOSH
    I’m not wearing that.
    
    DONNA
    There’s a one-hour cleaners on Connecticut.
    
    JOSH
    He’s getting here in forty minutes.
    
    DONNA
    Zuzu will do it in half an hour.
    
    JOSH
    Who’s Zuzu?
    
    DONNA
    The guy from the dry cleaners, Josh. Change your clothes!
    
    JOSH
    His name is Zuzu?
    
    DONNA
    Change your clothes.
    
    JOSH
    I’ll look like the Gorton’s fisherman in this thing. [gets up and starts to change]
    
    CUT TO: INT. JEWISH SYNAGOGUE - DAY
    People sit down as the rabbi starts his sermon. We see Toby in the crowd.
    
    RABBI
    With Passover on the horizon, millions of Jews will gather round Seder tables, will sing 
    our songs and ask our questions. 
    
    Toby's beeper suddenly goes off. People look at him.
    
    RABBI [cont.]
    About the stick that beat the dog that bit the cat that ate the kid. 
    
    Toby checks his beeper, then gets up and works his way out of the row and walks to the 
    back while the rabbi continues.
    
    RABBI [cont.]
    We’ll sing not only to entertain our children but to be reminded by the Haggadah, the 
    simple truth. That violence begets violence. Vengeance is not Jewish. We’ll pour ten 
    drops...
    
    CUT TO: INT. SYNAGOGUE ENTRANCEWAY - CONTINUOUS
    Toby gets to the entranceway and pulls out his cell phone, dials. 
    
    CUT TO: INT. SAM’S OFFICE - DAY
    The phone rings and Sam answers it.
    
    SAM
    Sam Seaborn.
    
    TOBY
    What do you want?
    
    SAM  
    How ya doing?
    
    TOBY
    Sam, I’m at temple right now.
    
    SAM
    Yeah, by any chance is your rabbi giving a sermon on capital punishment?
    
    TOBY 
    What?
    
    SAM
    Is your rabbi giving a sermon on capital punishment? 
    
    Toby puts his cell phone to his shoulder and listens to the rabbi.
    
    RABBI
    No matter how deep our desire to witness the sufferings of our enemies, we are commanded 
    to relocate our humanity. Vengeance is not Jewish. We are commanded to relocate...
    
    TOBY
    [puts the phone back to his ear] Yeah, he is. How did you know that?
    
    SAM
    I’ll explain it to you when you get over here.
    
    TOBY 
    Why am I coming over there?
    
    SAM
    The appeal was denied.
    
    TOBY
    All right, I’m on my way.
    
    Toby puts his phone away. Just as we hear the rabbi say “quietly,” he leans slightly 
    against a stack of folded metal chairs and then watches in horror as they slide to the 
    floor in a horrendous crash.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    A man and a woman burst in, to find Josh in an undershirt and the hip-waders. JOEY LUCAS, 
    a deaf campaign manager is signing and her assistant, KENNY THURMAN is translating.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Are you the unmitigated jackass who has the DNC choking off funding for the O’Dwyer 
    campaign in the California forty-sixth?
    
    JOSH
    [bleary] What is God’s name is happening right now?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I’m Joey Lucas.
    
    JOSH
    [to Kenny] You’re Joey Lucas?
    
    Kenny looks at Joey, then back at Josh.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    No, I’m Joey Lucas.
    
    JOSH
    Help me, ‘cause I... I don’t...
    
    JOEY
    [yells] You idiot. I’m. Joey. Lucas.
    
    JOSH
    Ah. [pause] Ah, okay. I’m Josh Lyman.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I know who you are.
    
    JOSH
    You’re Joey Lucas.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    What were you expecting?
    
    JOSH
    A man.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I’m a woman.
    
    JOSH
    You’re O’Dwyer’s campaign manager? 
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes, and I have three sources, two at the DNC... 
    
    Josh stands up. 
    
    JOEY
    What the hell are you wearing?
    
    JOSH
    Me?
    
    JOEY
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    [looks down at himself] I was... I uh... I... I spilt some things on my clothes. Tell 
    you what, let’s... let’s just take a deep breath for a second while I try and remember, 
    you know, where I am right now.
    
    Josh walks around the desk, obviously to within smelling distance of Joey, who covers her 
    nose.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Are you drunk?
    
    JOSH
    I have a very delicate system.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Okay, look, I’m totally serious about this. I’m trying to get a guy elected to Congress. 
    It’s gonna be a very tight race and I want to know why the White House is screwing around 
    with me.
    
    DONNA
    [comes to the door, holding Josh's suit] Excuse me.
    
    JOSH
    Thank God.
    
    DONNA
    What’s going on?
    
    JOSH
    [to Joey] This is my assistant, Donna Moss. Donna, Joey Lucas.
    
    DONNA
    [to Joey] Hi.
    
    JOSH
    I’m just going to go... I... I... I’m... I’m gonna go change my clothes. I’ll... I’ll be 
    right back. 
    
    Josh and Donna walk out to the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH
    Took you long enough.
    
    DONNA
    I got stuck at Dupont Circle again.
    
    JOSH
    You have any idea how dumb I looked in there?
    
    DONNA
    So Joey Lucas is a woman.
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    DONNA
    And she’s deaf.
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    DONNA
    Cool.
    
    JOSH
    Give me those. 
    
    He takes the clothes and heads into a room while Donna stays outside.
    
    DONNA
    You need to go see Sam.
    
    JOSH
    What’s Sam doing here?
    
    DONNA
    He told me to tell you the appeal was denied.
    
    JOSH
    What are you talking about?
    
    DONNA
    All he said was “The appeal was denied.”
    
    JOSH
    [nickel drops] Oh, man. Make sure they’re going to be okay in there. This might take a 
    few minutes.
    
    CUT TO: INT. COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE - DAY
    Sam and Mandy are doing research. Toby is just standing there, looking at Sam.
    
    TOBY
    Are you saying my rabbi wrote a sermon just for me? 
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    How did he know what was going on here?
    
    SAM
    One of the public defenders, guy named Bobby Zane...
    
    TOBY
    One of the public defenders spoke to my rabbi?
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    How did he know where I go to temple? How did he know I even go to temple?
    
    JOSH
    [comes in, tucking in his shirt] I thought they were sending it back to the sixth circuit.
    
    TOBY
    I thought so too.
    
    JOSH
    Where’s the President?
    
    SAM
    He’s in the residence.
    
    JOSH
    Are we getting a briefing from Justice?
    
    SAM
    He’ll be here in a minute.
    
    JOSH
    When’s the execution?
    
    SAM
    Sunday, 12:01.
    
    MANDY
    Monday, 12:01.
    
    SAM
    Minute after midnight tomorrow.
    
    JOSH
    Lethal injection?
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    MANDY
    [looks at Josh in disgust] Josh, you sleep in a dumpster last night?
    
    JOSH
    Possibly. [to Sam] Hey, why aren’t you sailing right now?
    
    SAM
    I stayed.
    
    MANDY
    Is there any evidence that capital punishment serves as a deterrent?
    
    SAM
    Speculative evidence at best.
    
    MANDY
    What are the stats on federal executions and the President stepping in?
    
    SAM
    ‘63 was the last execution.
    
    MANDY
    Who was the last President to commute the sentence? 
    
    JOSH
    Lincoln.
    
    MANDY
    Abraham?
    
    JOSH
    No, Bert Lincoln. Mandy, what are you-?
    
    MANDY
    I’m asking. I’m surprised.
    
    JOSH
    I don’t want a debate on the death penalty. Let’s get some stuff together and get ready
    for the President.
    
    MANDY
    I’m gonna start working with C.J. [leaves] 
    
    JOSH
    I gotta get back to... [starts to leave] Oh... By the way, Sam. Joey Lucas is waiting 
    for me in my office right now.
    
    SAM
    Well, what’s he like?
    
    JOSH
    Well, for a campaign manager, he’s got very nice legs.
    
    SAM
    He’s a woman?
    
    JOSH
    Yes. He is. He’s also deaf. And very pissed. Be right back. [leaves]
    
    TOBY
    [looking pissed] Sam.
    
    SAM
    You know there’s room to give the President some judicial cover if he wants to commute.
    
    TOBY
    Sam.
    
    SAM
    This guy was convicted of three murders by a Mexican court. Does that matter to us? 
    During the penalty phase, the trial judge let the prosecutor introduce the evidence 
    of the Mexican convictions.
    
    TOBY
    I know.
    
    SAM
    Well, the Mexican courts are ridiculous, Toby. That never should have...
    
    TOBY
    How did the public defender know I was at that temple?
    
    SAM
    I’m saying, this guy didn’t have the world’s greatest legal council.
    
    TOBY
    How did he know where I was going to be?
    
    SAM
    I told him.
    
    TOBY
    You told him.
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    Sam, what’re you doing giving out that kind of information-
    
    SAM
    I know. I don’t know. Right at that moment it seemed like what I should do.
    
    TOBY
    He’s not going to commute the sentence, Sam.
    
    SAM
    We don’t know what the President’s gonna do.
    
    TOBY
    It seemed like what you should do?
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    Okay. [leaves]
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE PRESIDENT’S BEDROOM - DAY
    Bartlet is dressing up. Leo is briefing him.
    
    LEO
    So, anyway, he was tried and found guilty four years ago in the district court in 
    Michigan. And the sixth circuit turned down his appeal. The Supreme Court gave him 
    a stay, heard the case, turned him down five-three.
    
    BARTLET
    We got to get Mendoza on the bench.
    
    LEO
    Well, that’s Monday’s problem. Your problem’s today. 
    
    BARTLET
    Why is it my problem at all?
    
    LEO
    As opposed to who?
    
    BARTLET
    The governor of Michigan.
    
    LEO
    Oh, you mean, why isn’t it a state crime.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    It was prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney under the ‘88 drug kingpin law that was modified 
    into the ‘94 omnibus crime bill. 
    
    BARTLET
    Which allows for the death penalty in certain drug related homicides.
    
    LEO
    Well, basically. The deputy AG’s office is putting together a briefing for you.
    
    BARTLET
    How long?
    
    LEO
    About an hour.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay, I’ll wait for that then.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m gonna want to see our people over the next few days.
    
    LEO
    Everyone’s here now or on their way.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m not going to be very good at this, Leo.
    
    LEO
    Well, you’ll be joining a pretty big club, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. [calls] Charlie!
    
    LEO
    I’ll call you when the guys have put something together. 
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    LEO
    Thank you, Mr. President. [leaves]
    
    CHARLIE
    [comes in] Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Charlie, there’s a priest in Hanover. His name is Thomas Cavanaugh. He’s at the 
    Immaculate Heart of Mary. I’d like to arrange to have him come down and spend some 
    time with me this weekend. Very important that the White House not pay for this. This 
    is my nickel.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    And I’m gonna want to... [stops]
    
    CHARLIE
    I’m sorry, sir?
    
    BARTLET
    No. No, never mind. [pause] Yeah. I’m gonna want to talk to the Pope.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Charlie.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    [gets up and walks over to Charlie] I’m gonna ask you a question. And this is one of 
    those times that it’s okay to tell me I’ve stepped over the line, and I should shut 
    my mouth, okay. 
    
    CHARLIE
    Okay.
    
    BARTLET
    What happened to the guy who shot your mother?
    
    CHARLIE
    They haven’t found him yet sir.
    
    BARTLET
    If they did, would you wanna see him executed? 
    
    Charlie just looks at him. 
    
    BARTLET
    Killing a police officer’s a capital crime. I figured you must have thought about it.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    And?
    
    CHARLIE
    I wouldn’t want to see him executed, Mr. President --
    
    Bartlet nods.
    
    CHARLIE
    -- I’d wanna do it myself.
    
    BARTLET
    [looks thoughtful] Yeah.
    
    CHARLIE
    I’ll get the ball rolling on these arrangements. 
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you, Charlie.
    
    CHARLIE
    Thank you, Mr. President. [leaves]
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT TWO
    * * *
    
    ACT THREE
    
    FADE IN: INT. JOSH’S OFFICE - DAY
    Josh is back in his meeting.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I’m running a campaign against a Conservative Republican who’s held his seat for 
    over thirty years. He opposed gay rights, abortion, gun control, and raising the 
    minimum wage. And supports government sponsored prayer in the schools and amending 
    the Bill of Rights to prohibit burning an American flag. Now for the first time in 
    three decades, we have a chance to beat him. Why are you telling the DNC to cut 
    down my funding?
    
    JOSH
    Because you have a chance to beat him.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Excuse me?
    
    JOSH
    We’ve been watching your campaign. You’re doing way too well.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Are you deranged?
    
    JOSH
    He’s a preposterous figure. We want to keep him right where he is.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    You mean you want to keep him on as a poster boy for the Radical Right?
    
    JOSH
    Joey, every time he comes out with one of his declarations about brown people crossing 
    the border, the DNC slaps it into a direct mail campaign, and he’s good for two or 
    three million dollars.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I want to speak to the President.
    
    JOSH
    [laughs] No problem.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I’m perfectly serious.
    
    JOSH
    The President doesn’t take meetings on this level. I don’t even take meetings on 
    this level!
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    What level is that?
    
    JOSH
    Joey. [walks to the door]
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    You can be afraid of me, pal. I can create problems for you, you’ve never even heard of.
    
    JOSH
    I’m not hearing a lot of party loyalty from you here, Joey.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Well, maybe if your head wasn’t so far up your...
    
    JOSH
    Hey!
    
    JOEY
    I want to speak to the President!
    
    JOSH
    [shouting] Hey, Lunatic Lady! Trust me when I tell you that there’s absolutely no way 
    that you are going to see the President!
    
    BARTLET
    [walks up] Hey, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Hello, Mr. President. Welcome back.
    
    BARTLET
    How are you?
    
    JOSH
    Well, I’d like this day to be over pretty bad.
    
    BARTLET
    Who are your friends?
    
    JOSH
    Uh, this is Joey Lucas.
    
    BARTLET
    [to Joey] How are you?
    
    JOEY
    Honored to meet you, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    JOSH
    [indicates Kenny] And this is Kenny... somebody.
    
    BARTLET
    Hi, Kenny.
    
    KENNY
    Thurman.
    
    JOSH
    We were just finishing up.
    
    BARTLET
    I was just wandering the halls and thinking.
    
    JOSH
    Why don’t you let me show these people off and, uh, I can wander the halls with you.
    
    BARTLET
    [to Joey] You ever seen the White House?
    
    JOEY
    No sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Let’s take a walk.
    
    JOSH
    Sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Come on.
    
    Joey looks triumphant as she follows Bartlet out the office.
    
    JOSH
    Yes sir.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - DAY
    C.J. and Carol are walking through the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE towards C.J.’S OFFICE.
    
    C.J.
    Carol. Good. I need biographical information on Simon Cruz.
    
    CAROL
    Is it C-R-U-Z?
    
    C.J.
    I don’t know.
    
    CAROL
    What kind of biographical information?
    
    C.J.
    Gonna need to know how to spell his name for sure. 
    
    They head down the hall as the camera follows Bartlet and Joey, who are trailed by 
    Josh and Kenny.
    
    BARTLET
    Do you read lips?
    
    JOEY
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Joey?
    
    JOEY
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Is that short for Joanne?
    
    JOEY
    Josephine.
    
    BARTLET
    And your last name is Lucas?
    
    JOEY
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Is that Polish?
    
    JOEY
    Dutch.
    
    BARTLET
    Protestant?
    
    JOEY
    Quaker.
    
    They walk into THE OVAL OFFICE. Joey is completely in awe.
    
    BARTLET
    Well, this is the Oval Office. Come in, please. Sit down. 
    
    He sits on chair, with Joey and Kenny on the opposite couch. Josh stands by the door. 
    
    BARTLET
    Well, where did you go to school?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    UCLA and Stanford.
    
    BARTLET
    There’s a guy named Simon Cruz on death row. He’s going to be executed in about 36 
    hours. What do you think I should do? 
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    [thinks] Stay the execution.
    
    BARTLET
    Why?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Because the state shouldn’t kill people.
    
    BARTLET
    He was found guilty of a double murder and drug trafficking.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Send him to prison.
    
    BARTLET
    You’re against capital punishment.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Did you study St. Augustine at Stanford?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Thomas Aquinas?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Two pretty smart guys, right?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    They believed in that part of the Old Testament which said, “Who sheddeth a man’s 
    blood by man shall his blood be shed.”
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    And Immanuel Kant said that the death penalty is a categorical imperative. But, Mr. 
    President, those writings are from other centuries.
    
    BARTLET
    I’ve got a Harris poll says seventy-one percent of the American people support capital 
    punishment.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    That’s a political problem.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m a politician.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    Bartlet looks up at Josh, who gets the idea.
    
    JOSH
    Thank you, Mr. President. We should... [gestures to the door]
    
    Everyone stands. Bartlet turns to walk to his desk, but Joey reaches out to get his 
    attention.
    
    JOEY
    Excuse me.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Mr. President, I’m here ‘cause I’m running a campaign for Bill O’Dwyer, who’s running...
    
    BARTLET
    In the California forty-sixth?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yes sir.
    
    BARTLET
    O’Dwyer’s an empty shirt.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Sir?
    
    BARTLET
    I don’t like guys who run for congress because they think it’s a great gig. Find 
    yourself a live one and I’ll get interested. In the meantime, the devil you know 
    beats the devil you don’t. And I like the devil I got.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    But, sir...
    
    BARTLET
    Josh will take care of you from here.
    
    Joey and Kenny pass Josh as they leave the room and continue walking.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    We’re going back to the hotel.
    
    KENNY
    It was nice meeting you.
    
    JOSH
    [to Joey] Nice to meet you.
    
    KENNY
    That was me saying that.
    
    JOSH
    [to Joey] You didn’t have a good time meeting me?
    
    Joey gives him the “universal sign.” 
    
    JOSH
    You know what, I actually know that sign. 
    
    Joey spells out something else and leaves, followed by Kenny.
    
    JOSH
    Don’t know that one, but I can probably guess.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JEWISH SYNAGOGUE - DAY
    SUNDAY MORNING, 9:10 A.M.
    A singer is walking down the aisle in the synagogue with her accompanist.
    
    SINGER
    I just want to go through this piece a few times.
     
    The camera moves to RABBI GLASSMAN, who is sitting in a pew. Toby walks up from behind him.
    
    TOBY
    Rabbi Glassman.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Toby. I didn’t hear you, which is fairly unusual. 
    
    TOBY
    [chuckles] Yeah. [sits on a pew behind the rabbi]
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    You missed the end of my sermon yesterday.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah, well, I had to go back to my office and I think you know why.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    A lawyer named Bobby Zane called me Friday night. He told me what was happening. 
    He asked if I had any influence in Toby Ziegler. I told him clearly he hadn’t spent 
    any time with Toby Ziegler.
    
    The singer starts her song in the background.
    
    TOBY
    Um? [gestures to singer]
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Oh. I’m having a funeral service in the morning. She’s practicing a piece.
    
    TOBY
    That’s funny.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    What?
    
    TOBY
    I never imagined the practicing.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Day and night.
    
    TOBY
    Rabbi. You - and Bobby Zane - what were you expecting of me when you gave your sermon 
    yesterday?
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Well, I suppose it was some hope you might take the Sabbath day to consider your 
    position.
    
    TOBY
    As Communications Director, uh, I’m a counselor to the President to be sure. But my 
    role in these situations is generally... I create a public face for what... I don’t 
    influence policy.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Of course you do.
    
    TOBY
    You want me to go into the Oval Office and say, “Vengeance is not Jewish”?
    
    RABBI 
    [shrugs] Why not?
    
    TOBY
    Well, for one thing, neither is the President!
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    You can say all you want about the Catholic Church, but their position on life is 
    unimpeachable. No abortion, no death penalty.
    
    TOBY
    Look, I... I spent the day...
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    You spent the day hoping the President wouldn’t call the Pope.
    
    TOBY
    You’re damn right. I did.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    If he had commuted the sentence after talking to the Pope, the worst fears of every 
    non-Catholic who voted for him would be realized. 
    
    Both chuckle.
    
    TOBY
    Congratulations, Rabbi Glassman, you may now join the White House communications staff.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Look, Toby, you look like you’re having a long weekend. I appreciate the courtesy of 
    you stopping by. 
    
    TOBY
    Yeah, well, you’re welcome. [Both get up.] The Torah doesn’t prohibit capital punishment.
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    No.
    
    TOBY
    It says, “An eye for an eye.”
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    You know what it also says? It says a rebellious child can be brought to the city gates 
    and stoned to death. It says homosexuality is an abomination and punishable by death. 
    It says men can be polygamous and slavery is acceptable. For all I know, that thinking 
    reflected the best wisdom of its time, but it’s just plain wrong by any modern standard. 
    Society has a right to protect itself, but it doesn’t have a right to be vengeful. It 
    has a right to punish, but it doesn’t have to kill.
    
    TOBY
    You know what I think? I think you knew I was coming back here. And I think you put her 
    there on purpose. [gestures to singer]
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    She’s our communications director.
    
    TOBY
    [chuckles] Yeah. Well, anyway. 
    
    RABBI GLASSMAN
    Shalom, Toby.
    
    TOBY
    Shalom, Rabbi. [leaves]
    
    CUT TO: INT. C.J.’S OFFICE - DAY
    C.J. is sitting in her office, looking at a picture of three children playing. She 
    is obviously bothered by something. Mandy comes in.
    
    MANDY
    C.J.
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    MANDY
    You have everything you need?
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    MANDY
    I mean for a briefing.
    
    C.J.
    I have his biographical information. His mother’s name is Sophia. Sophia.
    
    MANDY
    You’re gonna need more than that.
    
    C.J.
    I have more than that.
    
    MANDY
    Okay. [starts to leave]
    
    C.J.
    You know, I have no position on capital punishment. I try to get worked up about it, 
    it seems like I should. But the truth is, I honestly don’t care if Simon Cruz lives 
    or dies. And I suppose if it brings some measure of comfort to the families of the 
    victims, then why the hell not.
    
    MANDY
    That’s valid.
    
    C.J.
    So, here’s my job tonight. If this thing happens. [opens a folder, puts on glasses 
    and starts to read] “At 12:01, he’ll get the injection...”
    
    MANDY
    C.J. [comes next to C.J.’S desk]
    
    C.J.
    No, I’m saying, I’m reading it, right here. “The first sign of death will be his hands 
    twitching. After sixty seconds, he’ll strain against the straps, his head will have 
    snapped back violently, and after ninety seconds he’ll be in convulsions. At 12:04, 
    he’ll be pronounced dead.”
    
    MANDY
    He killed two people, probably more. I’m sorry. I don’t get worked up over it.
    
    C.J.
    Me neither. That’s what I’m saying, me neither. Except... at 12:04, ‘cause that’s when 
    the warden calls me. That’s my job tonight. I have to go in and tell the President that 
    Simon Cruz is dead and we’re the ones who killed him. So... 
    [pause] I just wish I didn’t know his mother’s name was Sophia, is all I’m saying. 
    
    MANDY
    [beat]
    Okay.
    
    Mandy leaves. C.J. continues to stare into space, looking even more upset.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT THREE
    * * *
    
    ACT FOUR
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    SUNDAY, 6:15 P.M.
    Bartlet is sitting at his desk, reading. Nancy comes in.
    
    NANCY
    Mr. President, Toby’s here.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay.
    
    TOBY
    [comes in] Good afternoon, sir. Welcome back. 
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    TOBY
    How was your trip?
    
    BARTLET
    Fine. What do you need?
    
    TOBY
    I had a strange experience this weekend. One of the P.D.s on the Cruz case, I guess 
    trying the things you do when you’re desperate, he went and spoke to my rabbi.
    
    BARTLET
    Jewish law doesn’t prohibit...
    
    TOBY
    I know.
    
    BARTLET
    The commandment does not say, “Thou shalt not kill.” It says, “Thou shalt not murder.”
    
    TOBY
    I know. But the fact is that, even two thousand years ago, the rabbis of the Talmud 
    couldn’t... [tries to find the right word] ...stomach it. I mean, they weren’t about 
    to rewrite the Torah, but they came up with another way. They came up with legal 
    restrictions, which make our criminal justice system look... They made it impossible 
    for the state... to punish someone by killing them. 
    
    BARTLET
    We make it very hard to kill anybody in this country, Toby.
    
    TOBY
    It should be impossible.
    
    BARTLET
    But it’s not.
    
    TOBY
    But it should be.
    
    They just stare at each other until Leo comes in.
    
    BARTLET
    Hey.
    
    LEO
    Hey. What’s going on?
    
    BARTLET
    Toby went to Shul.
    
    Leo looks back and forth between Bartlet and Toby.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah. Thank you, Mr. President. [leaves]
    
    LEO
    [sits in front of Bartlet] Japan opened huge.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    Up two cents against the Yen.
    
    BARTLET
    I commute this guy, for no particular reason other than I don’t like the death penalty...
    
    LEO
    I know.
    
    BARTLET
    And the next President sees it in a different way. I’ve laid track to all kinds of... 
    The next guy is gonna have eighth amendment problems up the ass.
    
    LEO
    Well, if that’s the only thing that’s stopping you... 
    
    BARTLET
    We cannot execute some people and not execute others depending on the mood of the Oval 
    Office. It’s cruel and unusual. 
    
    LEO
    If that’s the only thing stopping you, then I’ll say this for the first time in your 
    Presidency... Let that be the next guy’s problem.
    
    There’s a knock at the door, then Nancy sticks her head in.
    
    NANCY
    Sir. Sam Seaborn?
    
    BARTLET
    Okay. Give me a minute please, Nancy. [looks at Leo and shakes his head]
    
    LEO
    I’ll take care of it.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    Sam and Charlie are just outside the Oval Office.
    
    SAM
    The U.S. is one of five countries on earth that puts to death people who’re under 
    the age of 18 when they committed a crime.
    
    CHARLIE
    Nigeria.
    
    SAM
    Pakistan.
    
    CHARLIE
    Saudi Arabia and Iran?
    
    SAM
    Yeah. So, that’s a list we definitely want to be on. 
    
    LEO
    [comes out of the Oval Office] Sam.
    
    SAM
    Leo, I put my notes together. I...
    
    LEO
    Walk with me.
    
    SAM
    Actually, I was hoping to see the President.
    
    LEO
    You’re not going to see the President, Sam.
    
    SAM
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    He’s done.
    
    SAM
    We have six hours...
    
    LEO
    He’s done.
    
    They head off walking into the HALLWAY.
    
    SAM
    Leo, it’s not an impossible sell.
    
    LEO
    I’ve lived longer than you, Sam...
    
    SAM
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    [shouts] He’s done, and I gotta tell you, Sam, this was bungled. We were totally 
    unprepared for this.
    
    SAM
    What the hell are you...?
    
    LEO
    We were caught in the headlights... This thing was supposed to go back to the sixth 
    circuit. And I don’t know how it happened...
    
    SAM
    [shouts] What are you talking about, prepared? The court sat. What would you have 
    done differently? [They stop walking.]
    
    LEO
    I’d have...
    
    SAM
    What would you have done different? You’d have kept the President out of the country 
    another two days?
    
    LEO
    [quietly] Yes.
    
    SAM
    Leo, there are times when we are absolutely nowhere. [leaves]
    
    CUT TO: INT. HOTEL BAR - NIGHT
    Josh is sitting at the bar in a hotel. Joey and Kenny come in to meet him.
    
    JOSH
    Hello. [to Kenny] Hi.
    
    KENNY
    Hi.
    
    JOSH
    [to Joey] Thank you for meeting me.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Our flight’s in one hour.
    
    JOSH
    Aren’t you impressed that I was able to track you down?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Was it hard?
    
    JOSH
    It was very hard. I had to have my assistant call your office in California. 
    
    Joey looks disgusted.
    
    JOSH
    It’s funny, when I say it out loud like that, it doesn’t sound that impressive.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Do you make me meet you here so you could do more jokes?
    
    JOSH
    [gets serious] No, I came at the request of the President. He wanted you to know 
    that he felt that he was rude to you in the Oval Office yesterday. He apologizes 
    if he was abrupt about your problem and while the tightening of your funding was 
    political strategy on our part, he honestly feels that your candidate is a schmuck 
    who gives liberalism a bad name.
    
    Joey thinks about this, and then smiles.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Yeah, I think so too.
    
    JOSH
    [with a big grin] I know you do. Why are you working for him?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    I’m a professional political operative. I need to work. I mean, it’s not exactly 
    like there’s a seller’s market for deaf campaign managers.
    
    JOSH
    I’d imagine. He also wanted me to tell you that he meant what he said. Come up with 
    a live one and we’ll get interested in a hurry. [puts money on the bar for his drink]
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Did he have any suggestions?
    
    JOSH
    As a matter of fact, he did.
    
    JOEY
    Who?
    
    JOSH
    [whispers] You. 
    
    Joey looks shocked. 
    
    JOSH
    You guys have a nice flight back. 
    
    Joey looks absolutely stunned as she watches him go.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    SUNDAY, 11:57 P.M.
    Bartlet is standing at the window in the Oval Office. He is looking out at the 
    falling snow and holding a rosary. Charlie comes in.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. President? [beat] Excuse me, Mr. President?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    CHARLIE
    Father Cavanaugh.
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you. 
    
    He walks to the door. FATHER THOMAS CAVANAUGH enters.
    
    BARTLET
    Tom.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Mr. President. [They hug.]
    
    BARTLET
    Thank you, Charlie. 
    
    Charlie leaves.
    
    BARTLET
    Thanks for coming all this way down.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    It was no trouble. I’m just sorry I couldn’t get here until now.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, it seems like a wasted trip.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Oh. I can see the Oval Office.
    
    BARTLET
    This is it. 
    
    They walk farther into the room. 
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Show me around the room.
    
    BARTLET
    You’re looking at the room.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Well, uh, where’s the red phone?
    
    BARTLET
    We don’t use the red phone anymore.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Well, how do you talk to the Kremlin?
     
    BARTLET
    I tell Mrs. Landingham I want to talk to the Kremlin. Would you like a drink?
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    No. No thanks. [pause] I don’t know how to address you. Would you prefer Jed or 
    Mr. President?
    
    BARTLET
    To be honest, I prefer Mr. President.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    That’s fine.
    
    BARTLET
    You understand why, right?
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Do I need to know why?
    
    BARTLET
    It’s not ego.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    I didn’t think it was.
    
    BARTLET
    There are certain decisions I have to make while I’m in this room. Do I send troops 
    into harm’s way? Which fatal disease gets the most research money?
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Sure.
    
    BARTLET
    It’s helpful in those situations not to think of yourself as the man but as the office.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Then Mr. President it is.
    
    BARTLET
    I want you to know that I had a number of people on my staff search for a reason the 
    public would find palatable to commute the sentence. A technicality. Any evidence of 
    racism.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    So your staff spent the weekend looking for a way out.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Like the kid in right field who doesn’t want the ball to get hit to him.
    
    They sit down.
    
    BARTLET
    I’m the leader of a democracy, Tom. Seventy-one percent of the people support capital 
    punishment. People have spoken. The courts have spoken.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Did you call the Pope?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    And how do you do that?
    
    BARTLET
    [upset] Oh, for crying out loud, Tom. I open my mouth and say, “Somebody get me the Pope.”
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    No, I’m sorry, Mr. President, but I was thinking... You’re just this kid from my parish 
    and now you’re calling the Pope.
    
    BARTLET
    Anyway. I looked for a way out, I really did.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    “‘Vengeance is mine,’ sayeth the Lord.” You know what that means? God is the only one 
    who gets to kill people.
    
    BARTLET
    I know.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    That was your way out.
    
    BARTLET
    I know.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Did you pray?
    
    BARTLET
    I did, Tom. I know it’s hard to believe, but I prayed for wisdom.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    And none came?
    
    BARTLET
    [shakes his head] It never has. And I’m a little pissed off about that. 
    
    He looks at his watch, which says it’s a few seconds before midnight. It hits him hard.
    
    BARTLET
    [dead serious] I’m not kidding.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report 
    that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents 
    should evacuate their homes. But the man said, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. 
    God will save me.” The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, 
    “Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety.” But the 
    man shouted back, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.” A helicopter 
    was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, “Hey you, you down there. 
    The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I’ll take you to safety.” But the 
    man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that 
    God will take him to safety. Well... the man drowned. And standing at the gates of 
    St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. “Lord,” he said, “I’m a religious man, 
    I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?” God said, “I sent you a radio 
    report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?”
    
    He pauses. Bartlet looks very upset.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    He sent you a priest, a rabbi, and a Quaker, Mr. President. Not to mention his son, 
    Jesus Christ. What do you want from him?
    
    There is a knock on the door.
    
    C.J.
    Excuse me.
    
    C.J. comes in, hands Bartlet a note, and leaves. Bartlet reads the note, and then 
    crumples it up as he goes to lean on the desk. He looks exceedingly troubled.
    
    FATHER CAVANAUGH
    Jed. Would you like me to hear your confession?
    
    BARTLET
    Yes, please.
    
    Father Cavanaugh pulls out his stole and puts it on. The President kneels beside him, 
    over the Presidential seal. He performs the sign of the cross.
    
    BARTLET
    Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
    
    DISSOLVE TO: END CREDITS.
    FADE TO BLACK.
    THE END
    * * *
    
    

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