Frasier Scripts/Season 3
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[3.16]Look Before You LeapFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:24
[3.16]Look Before You LeapACT ONE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment - Morning Daphne is setting the table for breakfast. Martin comes out. Martin: Hey, Daphne! You seen Eddie? Daphne: No, I haven’t. Martin: It just doesn’t feel right to start the day without him licking me awake. Daphne: Well, don’t look at me. Frasier comes in the front door with Eddie. Frasier: Morning, all. Daphne, I got treats..
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[3.15]A Word To The WiseguyFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:20
[3.15]A Word To The Wiseguy ACT ONE Scene One - Apartment The scene opens with Daphne sitting at the table eating her breakfast. Martin is sitting in a chair against the door. Frasier enters from the direction of the bedrooms. Frasier: Morning Daphne, Dad. Daphne: Shhh! [re: Martin] You'll ruin his concentration! He's on a stakeout to catch whoever's been pinching our newspaper. He's been at it ..
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[3.14]The Show Where Diane Comes BackFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:16
[3.14]The Show Where Diane Comes BackACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is wrapping up his show. Roz is talking on the phone and looks worried. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane, KACL, 780. He goes off the air. Roz: Frasier, that was security. Some woman insisted on seeing you, she just blew right past them. Frasier: Oh, don't panic, Roz — probably just one of my more ardent fans. Diane Chambers ..
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[3.13]Moon DanceFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:15
[3.13]Moon DanceACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier's on air at KACL and he's running out of time. But Roz still hands him over to his next caller. Frasier: Well, we've got about thirty seconds. I think we've got time for one quick call. [presses button] Hello, Marlene, I'm listening. Marlene: [v.o.] Oh my God, I'm really on? Frasier: Yes, your problem, please... Marlene: [dog barking] Lucky, Lucky..
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[3.12]Come Lie With MeFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:13
[3.12]Come Lie With Me Act 1 Scene 1 – Frasier's Apartment Daphne is waking up in her room. She rolls over and we say that Joe has stayed the night. Joe: [kissing Daphne] Morning. Daphne: [sleepily] Morning. [realising] Morning? Oh my God, Joe, get up! Get up! You were supposed to be out of here hours ago. [quickly putting on her dressing gown] You promised me that after we did the deed you'd be..
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[3.11]The FriendFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:12
[3.11]The FriendAct 1 Scene 1 – Frasier's Apartment [Martin comes in with Eddie. Frasier is sitting on the couch reading a newspaper whilst Daphne is doing the cleaning.] Martin: [talking to Eddie first] Slow down! Hey Daphne, guess what Eddie ate in the park today? Daphne: Ooh let's see. A hot dog wrapper? Martin: No. Guess again. Daphne: A cigarette butt? Martin: No. Guess again. Daphne: Apple..
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[3.10]It's Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won't LeaveFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:10
[3.10]It's Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won't LeaveAct 1 Scene 1 – KACL Frasier is doing the show and signs off for a commercial break. Roz comes into the booth. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane. We'll be right back after this. Roz: OK, after this spot we're gonna come back in 15 seconds, you do a station ID and then toss it to the news. I'll count you down. Frasier: That won't be necessary. I h..
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[3.9]Frasier GrinchFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:09
[3.9]Frasier GrinchACT ONE Scene One - Cafe Nervosa. Frasier is seated at the table by the bookshelves. Niles enters. Frasier: Ah, Niles. Niles: Hello. Is it just me, or are the sidewalk Santas getting pushy? Frasier: Well, tomorrow is Christmas. I suppose they might be expecting a little downturn after that. Niles: [to waitress] Cappuccino, please. [to Frasier] So? When does Frederick arrive? F..