Frasier Scripts/Season 9
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[9.23] The Guilt TrippersFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:34
[9.23] The Guilt TrippersSkyline: A helicopter rises above the buildings. ACT 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's apartment. It is Daphne's birthday party. Daphne, Martin, and Mrs. Moon are seated at the table, with Frasier and Niles standing behind them. Daphne leans in to blow out the candle on a cake. All applaud. Niles: Yay! Did you make a wish, sweetheart? Gertrude: Of course she did! She wished her fath..
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[9.22]Frasier Has SpokaneFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:33
[9.22]Frasier Has Spokane ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: So just remember, when you're standing there, that what you're going through... Kenny enters Roz's booth in a hurry and taps her on the shoulder. Kenny: Why hasn't Frasier mentioned the Spokane thing yet? Roz: I don't know. I'm sure we'll get to it by the end of the show. Kenny: Well, he'd better, because I le..
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[9.21]Cheerful GoodbyesFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:33
[9.21]Cheerful GoodbyesAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL [Fade in. Frasier is on the air with a caller, Roz is at her console.] Frasier: Despite your healthy teen skepticism, Jeremy, problems that seem crushing now can actually serve to shape your life in positive ways later on. Jeremy: [voice over] You're just saying that. Frasier: No, well, I'll tell you what, perhaps I can convince you with a story. I rec..
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[9.20] The Love You FakeFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:32
[9.20] The Love You FakeSkyline: Doppler Waves emanate from the top of the Space Needle. ACT 1 [Scene 1 - Frasier's apartment. Eddie is sprawled lethargically on Martin's chair. Martin and Daphne enter from the kitchen.] Martin: Well, gosh...What did I just find in my pocket? Is that tri-tip with peanut butter? [He moves to the couch and holds a bag in front of Eddie.] It is! [Eddie does not res..
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[9.19]DeathtrapFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:31
[9.19]Deathtrap ACT ONE BRYCE ACADEMY APRIL 3RD, 1967 3 P.M. Scene One - School Science Lab - 35 Years Ago The science room is empty. Two towheaded boys, Frasier and Niles, stick their heads in. Frasier: There he is, Niles. That's our Yorick. The camera pans up to show a small human skull sitting on top of a cabinet. Niles: He's perfect, Frasier! The missing link to our backyard production of "H..
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[9.18]War of the WordsFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:31
[9.18]War of the WordsAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL [Fade in. Frasier is on the air with a caller, Roz is in her booth.] Frasier: Lilian, the next time your perfectionist tendencies drive you to distraction, just remember this quotation from Henry James: "Excellence does not require perfection." Lillian: [voice over] That's very helpful. Thank you. Frasier: Or is it "demand"? Hmm... "require", "demand" "..
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[9.17] Three Blind DatesFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:30
[9.17] Three Blind DatesSkyline: Red, yellow, and blue balloons rise over the buildings. ACT 1 [Scene 1 - Frasier's apartment. Daphne is answering the door to Roz. Niles is seated on the couch.] Roz: Hey, Daphne! Daphne: Hey, Roz. Roz: Hey, Niles. Niles: Come on in. Roz: Is Frasier here? I need him to approve the latest version of his bio. Niles: [taking it from Roz] Why does he keep updating hi..