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  • Episode 2.21 -- “18th and Potomac”
    The West Wing Scripts/Season 2 2008. 11. 6. 17:22
    THE WEST WING
    "18TH AND POTOMAC"
    TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN
    STORY BY: LAWRENCE O'DONNELL JR.
    DIRECTED BY: ROBERT BERLINGER
    
    TEASER
    
    FADE IN: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE, PORTICO - NIGHT
    
    	THE WHITE HOUSE
    	1:20 A.M.
    
    An agent opens the door and speaks into his mic.
    
    AGENT
    Eagle's moving.
    
    Bartlet and Leo come outside and walk.
    
    BARTLET
    He talked to her on the phone?
    
    LEO
    He talked to her at the airport.
    
    BARTLET
    But he called her on the phone?
    
    LEO
    To get her to the airport.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah, but I'm saying, did she hang up the phone, turn to her friends and say, 'You're 
    never gonna believe why I'm getting on a plane?'
    
    LEO
    He told her she was coming out to do some polling on subsurface agriculture.
    
    BARTLET
    What the hell is that?
    
    They walk into THE OVAL OFFICE. Bartlet puts down some papers.
    
    LEO
    It's vegetables that grow underground. He told her she was coming out here to find out 
    if Americans were eating more beats.
    
    BARTLET 
    [searching his front pockets for a pen] Is this a joke?
    
    LEO
    It was Josh, Mr. President. It was a job done well. You want to start not trusting Josh? 
    [beat] Let's go.
    
    BARTLET
    Where are we going?
    
    LEO
    The basement.
    
    BARTLET
    Why?
    
    LEO
    'Cause I don't like the way it looks the seven of us meeting in the middle of the night.
    
    BARTLET
    You like the way it looks if we're meeting in the basement?
    
    LEO
    Let's go.
    
    They walk out.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE, BASEMENT - NIGHT 
    Sam and Toby walk out of the elevator.
    
    SAM
    These numbers are going to be meaningless.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    SAM
    The governor of an industrial state. It's posed as a hypothetical before people have any 
    education on...
    
    TOBY
    [puts on his jacket] Yeah.
    
    SAM
    Plus there is no way to factor in existing approval numbers, particularly when it comes 
    to matters of trust.
    
    TOBY 
    [to the agent at the door] Saggitarius.
    
    The agent opens the door, Sam and Toby walk inside and down the stairs. C.J., Josh, 
    Joey Lucas and Kenny are inside.
    
    TOBY
    Are they on their way?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    They're on their way?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    Toby sighs heavily as everyone sits down.
    
    TOBY
    Joey, your flight was all right? 
    
    She doesn't look at him, and he taps her on the shoulder.
    
    TOBY
    Your flight was okay?
    
    SAM
    [to Joey, as Kenny translates] These numbers aren't going to mean anything, right? 
    With the hypothetical and the lack of context? Plus the preexisting level of trust.
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    SAM
    I'm saying he's got numbers like Walter Cronkite.
    
    JOEY
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Is there anything in there that we're gonna like?
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    We are, in fact, eating more beats.
    
    JOSH
    Okay.
    
    Bartlet and Leo come inside. Everyone rises.
    
    BARTLET
    Good evening.
    
    JOSH
    Mr. President, you remember Joey Lucas?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    And her interpreter Kenny?
    
    LEO
    Joey, did you make photocopies of that?
    
    JOEY
    No, sir.
    
    LEO
    Good. Let's get started.
    
    Everyone sits.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Mr. President, I polled 1,170 registered voters in Michigan, giving their governor a 
    hypothetical concealed...
    
    BARTLET
    Excuse me. How many people in this room know Kenny's last name? 
    
    Everyone looks puzzled.
    
    LEO
    It's fine.
    
    BARTLET
    I believe this operation is no longer covert.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    Mr. President, Kenny's been with me for 11 years. To trust me is to trust him.
    
    BARTLET
    Josh?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET 
    [to Joey] Go ahead.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    1,170 registered votes in Michigan were polled, giving their governor a hypothetical 
    concealed degenerative illness. These are the results. [reads] "Do you agree that it's 
    okay for the governor to lie about his health?" 17% agree, 83% disagree. "Would you be 
    as likely or less likely to vote for the governor now that you know he has a degenerative 
    illness?" 71% say less likely. The largest block of likely voters are women over 55. 
    78% of those women say they wouldn't vote for a candidate with MS.
    
    C.J.
    You just lost Florida.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    This may be the worst stat, sir. 74% believe MS to be fatal.
    
    BARTLET
    They may be right.
    
    JOEY [KENNY]
    62% of Democrats aren't gonna vote for you. 65% of those describing themselves as liberal 
    aren't gonna vote for you because you lied. 
    
    BARTLET
    Joey, is there any good news there at all?
    
    JOEY
    No, sir.
    
    SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
    END TEASER
    * * *
    
    ACT ONE
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Bartlet is standing near his desk, Leo is sitting on one of the couches next to Robbie 
    Mosley, Jake, and across from a civilian advisor. More people are standing near the walls.
    
    LEO
    Who's in Port-au-Prince right now?
    
    ROBBIE [VO]
    The UN Observer group.
    
    LEO
    Which consists of...
    
    ROBBIE
    400 technical advisors and observers and 65 unarmed security specialists.
    
    LEO
    And the OAS?
    
    ROBBIE
    They've got about 200 observers.
    
    BARTLET
    [sits in the nearby chair] What happened last night?
    
    CIVILIAN ADVISOR
    Citing improper permits, Colonel Bazan's soldiers surrounded Carrefour and Liberte.
    
    ROBBIE
    Liberty Square.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    CIVILIAN ADVISOR
    ...to prevent a victory rally by supporters of Dessaline. Some of the crowd refused to 
    disperse when the first shots were fired.
    
    LEO
    Anybody killed?
    
    ROBBIE
    Two people.
    
    CIVILIAN ADVISOR
    Additionally, Rene Ducasse, the newly designated Minister of Justice, was arrested, and 
    soldiers have surrounded the house of the Chief Justice. They're saying to protect him 
    from death threats. Our intelligence says he's under house arrest.
    
    ROBBIE
    Most troubling are personnel carriers with Haitian troops parked in front of virtually 
    every police station in Port-au-Prince. This is a sign that the army plans to take power 
    from the Gendarme Nationale.
    
    BARTLET
    Where is the president-elect?
    
    JAKE [VO]
    Sir, we can't find him.
    
    BARTLET
    Sorry?
    
    ROBBIE
    At this moment, we can't find Dessaline.
    
    BARTLET
    And that's not the most troubling...
    
    LEO
    Jake, what the hell do you mean you can't find...
    
    JAKE
    He never showed up for the 4 pm courtesy conference with Gilbert Tass and calls made to 
    the party headquarters and both of his houses went unanswered.
    
    CIVILIAN ADVISOR
    Armed forces radio says he's fled the country, but the Dominicans say no.
    
    LEO
    What about intelligence?
    
    ROBBIE
    It's not like we can just call around, it's chaos down there, nobody knows anything.
    
    BARTLET
    Leo.
    
    LEO
    Let's evacuate the non-essential personnel from the embassy.
    
    Bartlet nods and glances around.
    
    JAKE
    Mr. President, any move to evacuate the embassy, even the non-essentials, will be a 
    highly visible signal that the US has no confidence in the Dessaline government.
    
    BARTLET
    At the moment, there is no Dessaline government; there is no Dessaline! And I just got 
    done pulling nine dead bodies out of Colombia. Evacuate the non-essentials. Get some 
    Marines at the Embassy. And somebody brief Fitzwallace!
    
    He stands, everyone else rises.
    
    MEN
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    Everyone begins to leave.
    
    CUT TO: INT. BASEMENT - DAY 
    Josh walks up to the agent guarding the room.
    
    JOSH
    Saggitarius.
    
    The agent opens the door. Josh walks inside and sits at the table, where Toby and C.J. 
    are sitting. Sam is pacing around them..
    
    SAM
    Why not a Presidential address? Ten - fifteen minutes. 'I have this illness, I concealed 
    it, I apologize. Let me tell you about it. Let me reduce your fear.'
    
    C.J.
    It's too cold.
    
    SAM
    It's not too cold!
    
    C.J.
    He needs to be with the First Lady.
    
    SAM
    In some decorative room? Sitting with his wife weakens him. Let's put him behind the 
    Kennedy desk. Let's put him in the East Room. Let's put him in the Briefing Room.
    
    C.J.
    Sam, he's gonna go on TV and say he lied, I don't want him doing it behind the Seal of 
    the President.
    
    SAM
    You think without the Seal, people are gonna forget he's the President?
    
    C.J.
    We'll do a 30-minute live special from one of the news magazines.
    
    JOSH
    Live, live to tape or tape?
    
    C.J.
    Live, I don't want a producer editing what he says.
    
    JOSH
    What if we want to edit what he says?
    
    C.J.
    That's our tough luck.
    
    JOSH
    When?
    
    SAM
    How about Thursday night?
    
    C.J.
    Wednesday night.
    
    SAM
    Why?
    
    C.J.
    [irritated] 'Cause Thursday night is when they pay their bills, and it's going to be 
    tough enough getting 30 minutes and not telling them why we're not cutting into their 
    bread and butter during May sweeps.
    
    SAM
    Oh, who gives a damn about May sweeps?
    
    C.J.
    They do, Sam! 
    
    Sam glares at C.J. with unease, but says nothing.
    
    TOBY
    All right. 30 minutes, Dateline special Wednesday night, night after tomorrow, the 
    President and the First Lady in the Mural Room.
    
    C.J.
    And we follow that with a press conference.
    
    JOSH
    Why?
    
    C.J.
    To control the story as long as possible. Once he gets started with Russert or Diane 
    or Stone Phillips or whoever the hell does this, I'm gonna need every reporter in the 
    Western Hemisphere in the room where I can see him.
    
    TOBY
    We put a team of medical experts up there.
    
    C.J.
    We have 48 hours to find them.
    
    SAM
    Hang on. If we take him from the Mural Room to the press conference, isn't a smart 
    reporter going to ask, 'Mr. President, are you planning on seeking reelection?'
    
    C.J.
    [very irritated] A smart reporter... Sam, Ted Baxter is gonna ask, 'Mr President, are 
    you planning on seeking reelection?"
    
    SAM
    So, we're gonna need an answer to that too.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE, LOBBY - DAY
    Charlie and Mrs. Landingham are walking through the doors.
    
    CHARLIE
    Are you getting an eight-speaker stereo?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    No.
    
    CHARLIE
    Six speakers?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    No.
    
    CHARLIE
    How many speakers?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I have two ears, how many speakers do I need?
    
    CHARLIE
    At least six and a subwoofer.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I'm not getting a subwoofer.
    
    CHARLIE
    How about the tow package?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    The tow package?
    
    CHARLIE
    To tow your boat.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I don't have a boat.
    
    CHARLIE
    What about a camper?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    No.
    
    CHARLIE
    What do you tow?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Groceries.
    
    CHARLIE
    You can probably put those in the trunk.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yeah.
    
    They reach the OUTER OVAL OFFICE as Josh walks by.
    
    CHARLIE
    Tainted windows?
    
    JOSH
    Hey.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Hello, Josh.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mrs. Landingham's picking up her new car today.
    
    JOSH
    Really?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes, and I wish I haven't told anyone. Why do men think women can't buy a car without 
    a man?
    
    JOSH
    It's an old stereotype, Mrs.. L. Did you get the extended service warranty?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    No.
    
    JOSH
    Women.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What do you want?
    
    JOSH
    I got a message Leo wanted to see me.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    He's in his office.
    
    JOSH
    Did you get the tow package?
    
    CHARLIE 
    [to Mrs. Landingham] See?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    [to Josh] He's in his office.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LEO'S OFFICE - DAY
    
    LEO
    Margaret!
    
    Margaret comes in.
    
    LEO
    Where's Josh?
    
    MARGARET
    He's on his way.
    
    Josh shows up at the door.
    
    LEO
    He remembers where my office is, right?
    
    JOSH
    Leo, calm down. I'm right here.
    
    MARGARET
    He's right here.
    
    LEO
    Get out. 
    
    Margaret leaves. 
    
    LEO
    [to Josh] This report is staggering.
    
    JOSH
    I know.
    
    LEO
    Justice has 31 lawyers and staff. Tobacco has 1,893 lawyers and 2,783 paralegals. 
    This is no typo, right?
    
    JOSH
    No.
    
    LEO
    We spent 8.7 million on our side counsel, they spent 192. The 61.3 million they spent 
    on travel expenses is twice as much as we spent on our entire case.
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    LEO
    Who oversees the Justice department Budget?
    
    JOSH
    The Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice, State, and the Judiciary.
    
    LEO
    Who's the ranking minority member?
    
    JOSH
    Ritter.
    
    LEO
    Talk to him. Find out what the problem is.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah. [turns to leave]
    
    LEO 
    [gets up] Josh? How's it going downstairs?
    
    JOSH 
    [comes back and hunches over the desk] We'll have an answer on it by the end of the day. 
    It's looking like 30 minutes on Dateline and a press conference, but Leo, it's also 
    looking like any scenario is going to require a firm position from the President on 
    reelection.
    
    LEO
    Well, we'll have that answer by the end of the day, too.
    
    JOSH
    Will we?
    
    LEO
    Yes.
    
    JOSH
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    He just had Joey's numbers in the middle of the night. Give him the day!
    
    JOSH
    Don't you think it would help if we had a discussion among the...Knock on the door. 
    
    Both Leo and Josh turn, startled. Margaret comes in with a note.
    
    JOSH
    A discussion among the rest of us...
    
    Leo reads and crumples the note.
    
    LEO
    Excuse me. [walks out]
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT ONE
    * * *
    
    ACT TWO
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Leo is standing in the Oval Office, looking out window at Bartlet, who enters from 
    outside with Charlie.
    
    BARTLET
    What?
    
    LEO
    Two of Dessalines' bodyguards were shot. We think he's headed to our embassy.
    
    BARTLET
    How do we know?
    
    LEO
    Jake Bratt got a message through.
    
    BARTLET
    What is Jake Bratt doing down there?
    
    LEO
    He went down for the inauguration, and he may well have Dessalines in the trunk of 
    his car.
    
    BARTLET
    The trunk of his car?
    
    LEO
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Did we evacuate the non-essentials?
    
    LEO
    They're on their way. A C-9's waiting for them on the runway. Mr. President, if we 
    don't take Dessaline, he'll be convicted in a 20-minute trial, imprisoned for life, 
    or probably executed by the Junta.
    
    ROBBIE
    I'm sorry sir, but this is an internal affair in Haiti, and the US has no place 
    choosing sides.
    
    LEO
    Of course we're choosing sides, there was a free election! We saw to it there was a 
    free election, and Dessalines won!
    
    ROBBIE
    If we grant asylum to we'd officially be in a standoff with Bazan.
    
    JAKE
    The best way for Bazan to elevate his stature in Haiti is to stage a standoff with 
    the U.S.
    
    ROBBIE
    Plus Bazan can surround the embassy, saying he's searching for a wanted criminal, 
    and obviously he can take everyone in the embassy hostage.
    
    In the background, Charlie walks to a man and whispers in his ear, motioning to a phone.
    
    LEO
    Mr. President, there will never be real elections in Haiti if the military thinks it 
    can simply kill the winner. Also I'd like to point out, sir, that we encouraged 
    Dessaline to run-in fact we strongly encouraged it-and now he's in the trunk of a car.
    
    MAN 
    [holding up the phone] The car's at the gate, I got the gate right here.
    
    BARTLET
    Let him in.
    
    ROBBIE
    Sir...
    
    BARTLET
    Let him in!
    
    MAN 
    [into phone] Tell them to let him in. [long pause as everyone waits] He's in.
    
    CUT TO: INT. BASEMENT - DAY
    C.J., Toby, and Sam all sit around the table.
    
    TOBY
    Do we put Hoynes up there?
    
    SAM
    At the press conference?
    
    TOBY
    Do we put Hoynes up there?
    
    SAM
    There's never been a more important time to emphasize the Vice Presidency.
    
    C.J.
    The Vice President's presence underlines the health risks to the president.
    
    SAM
    And it's good to underscore that the president anticipated this problem with the 
    selection of the vice president.
    
    C.J.
    But it'll also serve to underscore that he anticipated the problem and didn't tell 
    anybody about it.
    
    SAM
    Hoynes was one of the first people to know. If he's there it's a breathing demonstration 
    that he signed off on the president's health and joined the ticket.
    
    C.J.
    And he'll get bombarded with questions about what he did or didn't know, the press corps 
    will impanel themselves as a grand jury.
    
    SAM
    Then let them, C.J.! We did something wrong or we didn't.
    
    C.J.
    Well fantastic, Sam, I didn't realize it was that simple!
    
    Knocking. A man enters and hands C.J. a note. Toby hands her her glasses and she reads 
    the paper.
    
    C.J.
    There's a situation developing in Port-Au-Prince, I have to get ready to brief. [exits]
    
    TOBY
    Sam, can Josiah Bartlet function as president?
    
    SAM
    I'm not a medical expert.
    
    TOBY
    [standing and moving around] Right.
    
    SAM
    Toby, there is a responsibility and the future and an obligation to the party, and if 
    he is not gonna run, then he's gotta point to Hoynes and say, 'This is our guy.'
    
    TOBY
    And what if they ask Hoynes, 'In the meantime, can Bartlet function as president?'
    
    SAM
    He'll say yes.
    
    TOBY
    What if he says, 'I'm not a medical expert'?
    
    CUT TO: EXT. WASHINGTON, D.C. BUILDING - DAY
    Josh comes out with Senator ANDY RITTER.
    
    ANDY RITTER
    The President of Haiti was taken to the embassy in the trunk of a car?
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    RITTER
    I've lived too long.
    
    JOSH
    Well don't go anywhere, cause I need you.
    
    RITTER
    I mean it, Lyman, this is gonna get worse before it's gonna get better.
    
    JOSH
    You may be right, but Haiti's actually not what I wanted to talk to you about.
    
    RITTER
    Tobacco?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah, Andy. The president wants to get behind a 30 million dollar appropriations bill 
    the Justice Department's had in your committee for a few months now. They need the money 
    to continue the case.
    
    RITTER
    I know.
    
    JOSH
    Has the chairman scheduled a vote?
    
    RITTER
    He's not gonna.
    
    JOSH
    He's not gonna schedule a vote?
    
    RITTER
    Kalmbach's gonna dance with the girl that brung him.
    
    JOSH
    How much tobacco money has he taken?
    
    RITTER
    From the last campaign?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah
    
    RITTER
    $460,000 in PACs
    
    JOSH
    Is there a nose count?
    
    RITTER
    Yeah, it's eight to seven against
    
    JOSH
    Along party lines?
    
    RITTER
    No, believe it or not. We've got two Republicans, they've got two Democrats
    
    JOSH
    They've got two Democrats?
    
    RITTER
    Warren and Rossitter
    
    JOSH
    Warren and Rossitter aren't even from the South.
    
    RITTER
    They have ideological problems with the case.
    
    JOSH
    This is a phenomenally important case: it's historic; it has to be won. And we're 
    fighting with paper clips and a slingshot.
    
    RITTER
    We were wondering when you guys were going to notice.
    
    Ritter pats Josh on the shoulder and walks off, as Josh looks after him.
    
    CUT TO: INT. TOBY'S OFFICE - DAY
    Donna sits, waiting for Toby. He walks in, shutting the door. Donna stands.
    
    TOBY
    Hi.
    
    DONNA
    Hi. 
    
    TOBY
    Have a seat.
    
    DONNA
    I was told you wanted to see me.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah, Donna. Uh, I'm going to tell you something shocking except we don't have time 
    to be shocked. So I need you to just hear it and go back to work.
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    Eight years ago, the president was diagnosed with MS. He concealed it during the 
    election, but we're going public Wednesday night with a live network interview and 
    a press conference. This is what Josh is gonna be working on 24 hours and he's gonna 
    need your help and he's gonna need you to know, and so I'm telling you...
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    You're the first person on the assistant level to find out. Margaret doesn't know, 
    Bonnie and Ginger don't know. Donna, Mrs. Landingham doesn't know.
    
    DONNA
    Is the president in a lot of pain or discomfort right now?
    
    TOBY
    No. He's in remission.
    
    DONNA
    Okay. [standing] Is there anything else?
    
    TOBY
    I want to press upon you how important it is that this not be discussed beyond-
    
    DONNA
    Yeah.
    
    Donna exits the room, shutting the door behind her.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Charlie is seated behind a computer at his desk.
    
    CHARLIE
    You want to know where you made your mistake?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I didn't make a mistake.
    
    CHARLIE
    You probably did, and here's where you went wrong.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Where?
    
    CHARLIE
    You went to the dealership alone.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes. 
    
    CHARLIE
    That was a mistake.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    'Cause a dealer would load me up with a lot of extras I don't need?
    
    CHARLIE
    That's right.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Like a tow package?
    
    They walk and talk into THE OVAL OFFICE.
    
    CHARLIE
    How are you gonna tow your camper without a tow package?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I have never been camping.
    
    CHARLIE
    Neither have I, and I was hoping you'd take me. I'd be sitting there fishing and 
    listening to the Orioles on a transistor radio.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What would I be doing?
    
    CHARLIE
    Warding off bears, that kind of thing. How much did you pay?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    We don't talk about money, dear.
    
    CHARLIE
    Can you tell me how much you paid below sticker?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I didn't pay anything below sticker.
    
    CHARLIE
    What do you mean?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    In my defense, I didn't pay anything above sticker, either.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mrs. Landingham, seriously.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Charlie-
    
    CHARLIE
    No, seriously, you paid sticker price?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes
    
    CHARLIE
    Why?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    That was the price
    
    CHARLIE
    Mrs. Landingham-
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    It says so, right on the sticker
    
    CHARLIE
    Who pays sticker price?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I do!
    
    CHARLIE
    You gotta let me go back there with you
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I wasn't duped, Charlie.
    
    CHARLIE
    You paid sticker price!
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I'm a government employee.
    
    CHARLIE
    That doesn't necessarily mean you're a fool.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    No, but it means I'm not allowed to accept gifts of a certain value.
    
    CHARLIE
    It's not a gift.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Of course it is. The price tag says one thing, and the dealer is giving it to me for 
    something less.
    
    CHARLIE
    That's what happens when you buy a car.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Not me.
    
    C.J.
    [entering] I was looking for Leo.
    
    CHARLIE
    He's in the Situation Room.
    
    C.J.
    That's usually a good sign.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE SITUATION ROOM - DAY
    In a very busy Situation Room, the officers are seated around the table.
    
    LEO
    How many are they saying?
    
    MAN
    They can't say.
    
    LEO
    Well how many are they estimating?
    
    MAN
    It changes every minute.
    
    NANCY
    [entering from the side] Well how many this minute?
    
    MAN
    Nancy, the cavalry.
    
    NANCY
    You guys need some adult supervision?
    
    LEO
    No, we need the cavalry.
    
    NANCY
    Nah. Jeff, what's the latest estimate?
    
    JEFF
    It's about 500 soldiers, maybe 300 of them with AR-15s
    
    LEO
    We sold those to them, right?
    
    NANCY
    Well until a few hours ago they were on our side.
    
    LEO
    Still...
    
    NANCY
    Yeah. The AR-15s aren't the only things they've got. They've got two Bradleys with 
    120-millimeter cannons and a couple of artillery tubes.
    
    LEO
    What do we have?
    
    NANCY
    Thirty-seven marines with M-14s and Beretta side-arms.
    
    LEO
    What happens when the first shot is fired?
    
    NANCY
    Sally, get me hooked up to Operations.
    
    SALLY 
    Yes, ma'am.
    
    NANCY
    [to Leo] Embassy marines aren't lawn jockeys. They're not decorative. They're trained, 
    in restraint, and they're trained well.
    
    SALLY [VO]
    Operations, ma'am.
    
    NANCY
    Thank you.
    
    LEO
    Nancy, if they take the embassy, how are we gonna know? Are they going to send some 
    kind of note?
    
    NANCY
    [to staffer] Sidney, I need com-con status. This is a few minutes old. 
    
    SIDNEY
    Yes, ma'am.
    
    NANCY
    [to Leo] There's no note, Leo. They're taking the embassy. [into phone] Fitz, this is 
    Nancy. I think we should mobilize the 8-80th Hostage Task Force out of Parris Island.
    
    The camera zooms into Leo's face, as we 
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT TWO
    * * *
    
    ACT THREE
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE BRIEFING ROOM - DAY
    C.J. is on the podium.
    
    C.J.
    The USS Enterprise as well as the amphibious carriers out of Mayport, Florida, are 
    being dispatched to the region and are expected to be there in 36 hours and aircraft 
    will be in the combat radius of 300 to 400 miles within 12 hours and you'll get more 
    details on that when the Pentagon briefs at three.
    
    REPORTERS
    C.J.! C.J.!
    
    C.J.
    Katie.
    
    KATIE
    Should we be reading anything into the fact that the Pentagon's briefing and not State?
    
    C.J.
    State will brief later in the day. 
    
    REPORTERS
    C.J.! C.J.!
    
    MARK
    Is one option recognizing the Bazan government?
    
    C.J.
    There is no Bazan government.
    
    Mark
    Yeah, but is one option being...
    
    C.J.
    You're not taking me there, Mark.
    
    STEVE
    C.J., is the US prepared to invade Haiti?
    
    C.J.
    It should be clear that we're talking about two separate issues: one is a democratically-
    elected president whose people are being denied their leader by an armed militia, the 
    other is the lives of the Americans in the embassy and the American marines who are 
    guarding them.
    
    STEVE
    You didn't answer my question.
    
    C.J.
    How about that? I'll be back in a few hours. 
    
    C.J. walks off the podium and out the room as the reporters clamor. Out in the HALLWAY, 
    Carol hands C.J. a note.
    
    C.J.
    Is he here?
    
    CAROL
    He's in the Mural room. 
    
    C.J.
    Do I look all right?
    
    CAROL
    You look pretty tired.
    
    C.J.
    That's what you're saying to me?
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE MURAL ROOM - DAY
    PAUL HACKETT, head of a television network, is standing along with Bonnie.
    
    BONNIE
    You sure there's nothing I can get for you, Mr. Hackett?
    
    HACKETT
    No, Bonnie, thanks, I'm fine.
    
    C.J. walks in, and shakes his hand.
    
    C.J.
    Paul.
    
    HACKET
    Good afternoon, Claudia.
    
    C.J.
    Bonnie, thank you. Would you step outside the door and knock if anybody wants to come in?
    
    BONNIE
    Sure. [exits]
    
    HACKETT 
    [as they both sit down] She took me in through the basement.
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    HACKETT
    I've been in this building two or 300 times, never came in through the basement. 
    What have you got in front?
    
    C.J.
    The White House press corps.
    
    HACKETT
    Yeah?
    
    C.J.
    I need thirty minutes night after tomorrow.
    
    HACKETT
    C.J., what the hell are you guys planning for Haiti?
    
    C.J.
    It's not Haiti.
    
    HACKETT
    What is it?
    
    C.J.
    I'm not gonna tell you.
    
    HACKETT
    What am I supposed to tell my news director?
    
    C.J.
    Tell him it's your network.
    
    HACKETT
    It's not my network, it belongs to the company, it belongs to stockholders. So what am 
    I supposed to tell my news director?
    
    C.J.
    That we need thirty minutes Wednesday night. On Wednesday morning, I'll tell you why. 
    You pick the interviewer, they'll have 10 hours to prepare.
    
    HACKETT
    Just the President?
    
    C.J.
    The President and the First Lady.
    
    HACKETT
    On our set?
    
    C.J.
    In this room.
    
    HACKETT
    So we just get the interviewer and the network logo?
    
    C.J.
    No network logo.
    
    HACKETT
    C.J....
    
    C.J.
    Paul, I've got to get two other networks and CNN to pick this up live; bad enough it's 
    gonna be your guy and not theirs, but they'll run and old Petticoat Junction before they 
    put your network brand on their air.
    
    HACKETT
    C.J....
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    HACKETT
    Between friends...
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    HACKETT
    Is the water over your head?
    
    C.J.
    No. The water is exactly at my head.
    
    HACKETT
    I'll talk to Jeremy.
    
    They stand and shake hands.
    
    C.J. 
    Paul, we'll start to leak Wednesday morning to soften up the ground a little bit. 
    Anything leaks before then and I'll take my business across the street.
    
    HACKETT
    Yeah.
    
    CUT TO: INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
    Josh is in his meeting about tobacco.
    
    JOSH
    Well, I was surprised when Andy gave me the nose count, because I wasn't aware of any 
    tobacco ties you have.
    
    WARREN
    We don't.
    
    JOSH 
    Yeah.
    
    WARREN
    I don't. [to Rossiter] Do you?
    
    ROSSITTER
    No, no, we grow no tobacco in my state and I'd have to check but I don't think I've 
    taken contributions.
    
    MAN
    However, we are both former US Attorneys and it's the suit itself we find troublesome.
    
    JOSH
    The suit?
    
    WARREN
    The suit alleges that the tobacco companies have been engaged in a broad conspiracy of 
    lies since the 1950s.
    
    JOSH 
    Yes.
    
    WARREN
    How exactly are the Justice Department litigators going to demonstrate that?
    
    JOSH 
    Well... Uh... I'm not a litigator and I don't work at the Justice Department, and 
    there's a reason why both those things are true...but I wouldn't think it'd be that 
    hard to prove that the tobacco companies have lied since we already know they did!
    
    ROSSITTER
    Every Surgeon General since 1964 has warned the public about smoking and since 1966 
    through a Congressional mandate a pack of cigarettes has to carry a warning label. 
    Turning around now and saying 'we've been had' is frankly ridiculous.
    
    JOSH 
    Are you saying that people who start smoking and get addicted to nicotine are too 
    stupid to live?
    
    ROSSITTER
    No, I'm saying they're too stupid to be protected by the courts.
    
    JOSH 
    Too stupid to be... Every day, the Justice Department uncovers the evidence that 
    cigarette companies knew far better than the rest of us, that smoking causes death 
    and disease. To say nothing of the CEOs being the last seven people on earth to 
    discover that nicotine was addictive.
    
    WARREN
    Josh. Your administration wants to prosecute a suit they know is hopeless, so they can 
    score points at the expense of an industry that funds your opponent. It's politically 
    correct extortion. And that's why it's unlikely the Appropriations bill will make it 
    out of the subcommittee.
    
    JOSH 
    It's almost 3 o'clock. By seven, 3000 new people will have taken up smoking; 2800 of 
    them will be under 18. Thanks. [gets up and leaves]
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE, BASEMENT - DAY
    Abbey and her Secret Service detail are walking to a room outside which a guard stands.
    
    GUARD
    Good afternoon, ma'am.
    
    AGENT
    Sagittarius.
    
    Abbey walks in, her agent remains outside. Sam jumps as he sees her.
    
    SAM 
    Good afternoon, Mrs. Bartlet.
    
    ABBEY 
    What do we use this place for, when we're not using it for this?
    
    SAM 
    I think.... I know we used it to plan some of the Millenium things.
    
    ABBEY 
    Didn't it used to be the photo office?
    
    SAM 
    I don't know, ma'am; I could check it out.
    
    ABBEY 
    Would you like to sit down? [sits]
    
    SAM 
    Yeah. 
    
    Sam sits across from her. He shifts his papers, plays with his pen, while she looks at 
    him intently.
    
    SAM
    What we're talking about is thirty minutes with an interviewer. The questions will 
    be entirely about the medical history, there'll be no questions about the law.
    
    ABBEY 
    C.J. got them to agree to that?
    
    SAM 
    She will Wednesday morning, when she tell them what it's about.
    
    ABBEY 
    Why will they agree?
    
    SAM 
    'Cause if they don't, they'll lose the story.
    
    ABBEY 
    It's all right with me.
    
    SAM 
    So I'd like to go through the story, get a sense of what you're going to say, run it 
    by Oliver Babish and spend the next couple of days going over it with you.
    
    ABBEY 
    That sounds fine, Sam, but you know, I'm kinda seeing someone right now...
    
    SAM 
    Yeah.
    
    ABBEY 
    It's not serious, but it could be, you know what I'm saying?
    
    SAM 
    Ma'am.
    
    ABBEY
    [sighs] Ten years ago, he began experiencing fatigue, and signs of paraparesis of the 
    anterior femoral muscles.
    
    SAM 
    In laymen's terms?
    
    ABBEY 
    He had a tingling pain in his thigh. 
    
    SAM 
    And those symptoms subsided.
    
    ABBEY 
    Yes.
    
    SAM 
    And two years later?
    
    ABBEY 
    My husband experienced neuropathy and presented symptoms of optic neuritis with partial 
    unilateral nerve paresis.
    
    SAM 
    Mrs. Bartlet...
    
    ABBEY 
    Doctor Bartlet.
    
    SAM
    Yes, ma'am. The language you use...
    
    ABBEY 
    Why aren't the President and I doing this together?
    
    SAM 
    I'm sorry?
    
    ABBEY 
    Somebody's doing this with the President, and I was asking, why we're not doing it at 
    the same time. Is it so you can compare our stories?
    
    SAM 
    Yes. The language you use...
    
    ABBEY 
    Two years later, he felt numbing and dizziness.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Charlie and Mrs. Landingham are sitting across from each other, reading papers. Suddenly...
    
    CHARLIE 
    Look...
    
    MRS LANDINGHAM 
    Section 2635 of the guidelines laid out in the Ethical Conduct for Employees of the 
    Executive Branch - Final regulations issued by the US office of Government Ethics...
    
    CHARLIE 
    Mrs. Landingham...
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    Section 2635 wherein White House employees are specifically enjoined from receiving 
    or soliciting gifts over $20 in value. They wanna give me a $19 discount on my car - 
    I'll take it!
    
    Leo walks in, Charlie stands to usher him inside.
    
    CHARLIE 
    He's waiting for you.
    
    LEO 
    Thank you.
    
    Leo walks in THE OVAL OFFICE.
    
    BARTLET
    What happened?
    
    LEO 
    We shot three Haitian soldiers on the runway.
    
    BARTLET 
    They boarded the plane?
    
    LEO 
    Ground traffic control stopped the plane. 
    
    Bartlet throws off his glasses.
    
    LEO
    When the soldiers boarded, they were told they'd illegally boarded a US Air Force C9. 
    They were told to drop their weapons; they were told again. Two staff sergeants in 
    the bulkhead had a clear shot and took 'em. They dumped the bodies on the tarmac and 
    made an emergency takeoff.
    
    BARTLET 
    Leo...
    
    LEO 
    Sir...
    
    BARTLET 
    That wasn't supposed to happen!
    
    LEO 
    Look, if...
    
    BARTLET 
    I evacuated the non-essentials specifically so that wouldn't happen!
    
    LEO 
    And they came two minutes...
    
    BARTLET 
    I gave the order six hours ago!
    
    LEO 
    They had to...
    
    BARTLET
    [shouting] Six hours ago I gave the order! What the hell were they still doing 
    on the runway?!
    
    LEO 
    They had to be collected, sir, they weren't all in one place.
    
    BARTLET 
    They shot three men...
    
    LEO 
    That's what you do!
    
    BARTLET 
    We what?
    
    LEO 
    A foreign hostile puts his foot on an American military plane- that's an attack! 
    And rules of engagement give us every right to repel.
    
    BARTLET 
    And I'm sure these guys had their handbooks with them!
    
    LEO 
    These guys were there to keep the plane on the ground.
    
    BARTLET 
    The plane is up in the air?
    
    LEO 
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    What's happening on the ground?
    
    LEO 
    We're communicating through diplomatic back channels. 
    
    BARTLET 
    Who are we using?
    
    LEO 
    The Canadian Ambassador, Dominican intelligence.
    
    BARTLET 
    And what does Bazan want?
    
    LEO 
    Dessaline.
    
    BARTLET 
    On what charge?
    
    LEO 
    That, as Treasury Minister, he embezzled 18 million dollars earmarked for humanitarian aid.
    
    BARTLET 
    I'm sold.
    
    Leo picks up the phone.
    
    LEO 
    Margaret, get me the Secretary of State.
    
    BARTLET 
    You're right, you know, I should be bringing them in on reelection. I should be talking 
    to them.
    
    LEO 
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET 
    I don't want to make the same mistakes over again.
    
    LEO 
    Not when there are so many new mistakes we can make.
    
    BARTLET 
    Yeah. Let's start tonight. Around 9 o'clock we'll meet in the residence.
    
    LEO
    [into phone] Scott! I'm with the President, we're going to invoke 1070 at OAS.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT THREE
    * * *
    
    ACT FOUR
    
    FADE IN: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    CNN's coverage of the unrest in Haiti is playing at low volume on the television set next 
    to the desk. Mrs. Landingham walks briskly behind her desk and starts tidying a few things. 
    She looks up as the door to the hallway opens and Bartlet strides in.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Good evening, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET
    Bob Cratchit.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Oh, sir, surely you have better things to do than annoy me.
    
    BARTLET
    Never...You bought a new car?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    And you paid sticker price.
    
    Bartlet reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a sheet of paper.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Section 2635...
    
    BARTLET
    You need to look at the next page - subsection B, paragraph four, Mamie Yokum.
    
    Bartlet puts on his glasses.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [leaning toward him] You know, I could beat you up anytime I want, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Secret Service'd have you down like a calf at a rodeo.
    
    Mrs. Landingham chuckles softly as she turns her back to him to look at something on the 
    table next to her desk.
    
    BARTLET
    [reading] "The definition of 'gift' excludes opportunities and benefits including favorable 
    rates and commercial discounts available to the public at large."
    
    As Bartlet reads, Mrs. Landingham rolls her eyes and sighs in mild annoyance. Then she turns 
    around as he holds up the sheet of paper as proof.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I did look at the next page.
    
    BARTLET
    And?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [wagging her finger] I work next door to the Oval Office, sir.
    
    Mrs. Landingham walks back behind her desk.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Caesar's wife must be above reproach.
    
    BARTLET
    [removes glasses] Is the reason you didn't tell me you were getting a new car... you...? 
    Did you think I was gonna think it was an extravagance?
    
    Mrs. Landingham looks a bit sheepish.
    
    BARTLET
    You don't think I think you should have a new car? [pause] Delores, have you ever had a new car?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [smiling at the memory] No... No, Henry would go to Calvin Hilly in Concord and Calvin would 
    give him a good deal on something reliable.
    
    BARTLET
    How about you let me find out what you were supposed to pay and write you a check for the 
    difference?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Oh, no. Thank you, but I'm buying this car myself. This car is gonna feel good.
    
    BARTLET
    [smiling] Is it a nice one?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    It's a beauty. It's blue. It has air conditioning. I told 'em I could just roll down the 
    windows, but it comes with it anyway.
    
    Bartlet chuckles quietly and affectionately to himself, amused.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Consumer Reports rates it very high. It's very safe. And when you get inside, there's this...
    
    Mrs. Landingham gestures, trying to find the right word.
    
    BARTLET
    Smell?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    How did you know?
    
    BARTLET
    It's the smell of freedom...and the chemicals they treat the dashboard with.
    
    Mrs. Landingham smiles as she buttons up her coat.
    
    BARTLET
    When are you picking it up?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Right now.
    
    BARTLET
    Do me a favor, would you? Come back here after you pick it up. I'd like to talk to you 
    about something.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes, sir.
    
    Bartlet wanders into THE OVAL OFFICE.
    
    BARTLET
    And put the car in the driveway. I'd like to kick the tires.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Why?
    
    BARTLET
    [jovially] It's an expression, Fannie Mae! Go get your car!
    
    Mrs. Landingham smiles, picks up her purse, and leaves.
    
    CUT TO: INT. WHITE HOUSE, BASEMENT CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT
    Abbey and Sam are seated across from each other at the table.
    
    ABBEY
    [gesturing professorially] What happens is, basically, that small stones in the inner ear 
    which respond to gravity become dislodged and that'll cause benign positional vertigo.
    
    Sam wearily removes his glasses and rests his forehead on his hand.
    
    ABBEY
    You all right?
    
    SAM
    [tries to shake off his weariness] Yes, ma'am.
    
    ABBEY
    [with a twinkle in her eye] Sure you don't want some acetylsalicylic acid?
    
    Sam stares at her blankly.
    
    ABBEY
    Aspirin, my brother.
    
    SAM
    [smiling slightly] What a dumb major you had.
    
    Abbey chuckles as the door opens and Oliver appears holding a thick volume.
    
    OLIVER
    Good evening.
    
    ABBEY
    [lightly] Ah, Oliver...Do you know what peripheral neuropathy indicates?
    
    OLIVER
    [walking down stairs] No, but I don't really care that much. Sam, would you mind for a minute?
    
    SAM
    No.
    
    ABBEY
    [self satisfied] B-12 deficiency.
    
    OLIVER
    [to Sam] Thank you.
    
    SAM
    Sure.
    
    Sam walks up the stairs and leaves. Abbey sighs.
    
    OLIVER
    Mrs. Bartlet, I want to talk to you about...
    
    ABBEY
    [firmly] Dr. Bartlet.
    
    Oliver stares at her, but doesn't respond.
    
    ABBEY
    When did I stop being "Dr." Bartlet? When in the campaign did I decide that women were 
    gonna like me more if I called myself "Mrs."? When did I decide that women were that stupid?
    
    OLIVER
    [firmly] Ma'am, I want you to get your own lawyer.
    
    ABBEY
    I have my own lawyer.
    
    OLIVER
    Pat's a family lawyer. I want you to get someone for this. I'll give you eight names. 
    You, Pat, and the President whittle it down to three. I'll pick the one.
    
    ABBEY
    Can we do this after the broadcast Wednesday night?
    
    OLIVER
    No. I want you to do it right away - because I don't think you should do the broadcast Wednesday night.
    
    ABBEY
    Why?
    
    OLIVER
    Because I don't think you should answer questions without a lawyer.
    
    ABBEY
    Sam said they're not gonna get into issues of legality.
    
    OLIVER
    I don't know how they're gonna avoid it.
    
    ABBEY
    [leans forward] Oliver...
    
    Oliver sets the book on the table, turns his back to her and walks to one end of the room to 
    pour himself a cup of coffee.
    
    OLIVER
    Herman Vikram was the original specialist, right?
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah.
    
    OLIVER
    It was Vikram who put him on prednisone?
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah.
    
    OLIVER
    Then almost four years ago, you put him on Interferon Beta 1-b.
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah.
    
    OLIVER
    Betaseron.
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah.
    
    OLIVER turns around and walks back toward ABBEY.
    
    OLIVER
    You did it, not Vikram.
    
    ABBEY
    It was in consultation with Vikram.
    
    OLIVER
    But Vikram didn't write the prescription.
    
    ABBEY
    I thought, under the circumstances, it would be wrong to involve another doctor.
    
    Oliver sits down and flips through several books on the table.
    
    OLIVER
    So you wrote the prescriptions to yourself and then had them filled where?
    
    ABBEY
    The Dunwich Women's Health Clinic.
    
    OLIVER
    And then had them shipped to various locations?
    
    ABBEY
    [a bit defensively] It was the campaign.
    
    OLIVER
    One location was... Phoenix.
    
    ABBEY
    Probably.
    
    OLIVER
    Another was St. Louis?
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah.
    
    OLIVER
    You violated the medical ethics rules of three State Boards - New Hampshire, Arizona, 
    and Missouri.
    
    Abbey stares blankly at him. She looks a bit disconcerted, but reveals little else.
    
    OLIVER
    [reading from a volume in front of him] "The board may take disciplinary action against any 
    person who is engaged in dishonest or unprofessional conduct."
    
    ABBEY
    [sternly] They were extraordinary circumstances, Oliver. I gave my husband excellent medical 
    care and I'll line up tenured professors who will say so.
    
    OLIVER
    Did you keep medical records?
    
    ABBEY
    No.
    
    OLIVER
    [reading] "...or any person who has failed to maintain adequate medical records or 
    documentation on diagnostic and therapeutic treatment." [looks up and meets her gaze] 
    The AMA's code of ethics pretty well spells out the egregiousness of treating your own 
    family members.
    
    ABBEY
    We do it anyway. We write prescriptions for migraines, antibiotics...
    
    OLIVER
    Can I ask you, as the President's physician, have you ever asked him if he's ever had 
    extramarital affairs?
    
    Abbey fixes him with an especially steely gaze.
    
    ABBEY
    No.
    
    OLIVER
    Isn't that a crucial question in the diagnosing of autoimmune diseases?
    
    Abbey stares silently at him for several moments, trying to control her emotions.
    
    ABBEY
    [slowly, tersely, with a hint of sadness] I'd like to be next to my husband when he does this.
    
    OLIVER
    [firmly] I'd like you to get your own lawyer.
    
    ABBEY
    [after a long pause] Is there anything else?
    
    OLIVER
    No. [closes book] Thank you, Dr. Bartlet.
    
    Oliver stands up and leaves. Abbey doesn't move at all as he departs. After the door closes 
    behind him, she bows her head slightly.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. SHOT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND WASHINGTON MONUMENT - NIGHT
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    The office is dark except for the light from a single desk lamp. Josh is sitting at his desk 
    with his head in his hands, staring blankly at the papers in front of him. Donna walks in 
    through the open door, sets a folder on the desk, and removes a document from the folder.
    
    DONNA
    You need this?
    
    JOSH
    [fatigued, a bit dazed] I didn't even see you there.
    
    DONNA
    I haven't seen you all day.
    
    JOSH
    I've been with... [clears throat] ...you know, tobacco.
    
    Donna jots a note on the document and shows it to him again.
    
    DONNA
    You need this?
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    Josh distractedly takes to document from her.
    
    DONNA
    Josh, the President wants you at a meeting tonight in the Residence around 9:00.
    
    JOSH
    [trying to seem nonchalant] I'll...tell you what that is. That's the Blue Ribbon Commission 
    on Reform. Let me tell you, I'm gonna be collecting benefits or, you know, not by the time 
    we get this Blue Ribbon thing up.
    
    DONNA
    Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah?
    
    DONNA
    [after a long pause, smiles awkwardly] Um...I'm trying to...See, this is why I'll never 
    have a career as a...
    
    JOSH
    Donna, what?
    
    DONNA
    Sagittarius.
    
    Josh looks startled and sad. They stare at each other for several moments.
    
    JOSH
    [whispering] Are you all right?
    
    DONNA
    [nodding, still meeting his gaze] Yeah... There's an empty office next to the conference 
    room downstairs. I moved two couches in and there's some pillows and blankets.
    
    JOSH
    C.J. putting the lid on?
    
    DONNA
    Right now...
    
    Josh bites his lip.
    
    DONNA
    ...and Leo's ready for you now.
    
    Donna turns and leaves. Josh stares sadly after her.
    
    CUT TO: INT. PRESS ROOM - NIGHT
    C.J. is behind the podium briefing reporters.
    
    C.J.
    The OAS has agreed to meet in an emergency session tomorrow morning, but we're still 
    waiting for confirmation.
    
    STEVE
    Can you tell us exactly what you're gonna say to them?
    
    C.J.
    Yes, but first we're gonna say it to them.
    
    MARK
    C.J., one more question on the Haitian casualties.
    
    C.J.
    Sorry, Mark. We've run out of time, but we'll pick it up with our lightning round tomorrow. 
    I'm calling a full lid. Any developments throughout the night and you'll be paged. Thank you 
    for your patience, everybody.
    
    As C.J. walks toward the door, a few reporters call her name and toss out questions.
    
    STEVE
    Thank you, C.J.
    
    KATIE
    Thank you, C.J.
    
    CAROL
    [standing by door] Leo's ready for you.
    
    C.J.
    [opening door] Thanks.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LEO'S OFFICE - NIGHT
    The desk is covered in layers of paperwork. Toby is pacing near the sofa when Leo comes in 
    and walks briskly to his desk. His back is turned. Toby closes the door.
    
    TOBY
    Leo. This is insane, plain and simple.
    
    LEO
    What's insane? Oh, never mind. What isn't?
    
    Leo turns around.
    
    TOBY
    You don't think it's crazy?
    
    LEO
    I don't even know what we're talking about.
    
    TOBY
    We're firming up strategy on what will define the future of this presidency and we don't 
    know if this President is interested in the future. We have to have a discussion and we 
    have to have it tonight.
    
    LEO
    We're having a discussion.
    
    Leo turns back toward his desk.
    
    TOBY
    When?
    
    LEO
    Tonight.
    
    TOBY
    Okay then.
    
    The door opens and Josh walks in.
    
    JOSH
    Good evening.
    
    Leo turns around to look at Josh, then walks behind his desk.
    
    LEO
    Good evening, Josh.
    
    JOSH
    Leo, would you excuse us for a second? Toby, can I talk to you outside?
    
    Toby silently follows Josh into the hall and closes the door behind himself. Neither of them 
    raises their voice above a low whisper.
    
    JOSH
    You told Donna.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    JOSH
    Why didn't you let me?
    
    TOBY
    You hadn't yet.
    
    JOSH
    [bows head] How'd she take it?
    
    TOBY
    If everybody out there takes it the way she did, we may be okay. If a few more people in 
    here took it the way she did, that'd be all right, too.
    
    Toby starts walking back toward the door.
    
    JOSH
    [blinks] Was that for me?
    
    TOBY
    That was for me.
    
    Josh follows Toby back inside the office.
    
    LEO
    Tobacco.
    
    Josh closes the door. Leo and Toby sit down in chairs.
    
    JOSH
    Kalmbach's not gonna let it come to a vote in the subcommittee, which at the moment is fine, 
    'cause if he did, it'd be 8-7 against.
    
    LEO
    Party lines?
    
    JOSH
    [sits down on sofa] No...We have Stacy and Miner but Warren and Rossitter are voting against. 
    They have ideological problems with the case...What do you wanna do now?
    
    LEO
    Stick some dynamite up Warren and Rossitter's ass.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah, the problem is, Rossitter sits on the Judiciary Committee and I don't know how many 
    enemies on Judiciary we wanna make right now.
    
    Toby listens with his head in one hand.
    
    LEO
    [firmly] Both of you listen. We're not gonna stop, soften, detour, postpone, circumvent, 
    obfuscate, or trade a single one of our goals to allow for whatever extracurricular nonsense 
    is coming our way in the next few days, weeks, and months.
    
    C.J. comes in and sits down while Leo is talking.
    
    TOBY
    [mildly annoyed] When did we decide this?
    
    LEO
    [pauses] Just now. [to Josh] Light 'em up. [to C.J.] You got a recommendation for me?
    
    C.J.
    Thirty minutes Wednesday night. Live.
    
    LEO
    Live to tape?
    
    C.J.
    Live.
    
    JOSH
    The Mural Room?
    
    C.J.
    Yeah. They pick the interviewer, it's carried on all the networks and CNN. I give it to 
    them ten hours before.
    
    TOBY
    And that's followed by a press conference.
    
    C.J.
    There isn't another step we can take until we know what the President's intentions are. 
    We need a discussion, and I hate to sound shrill, but it can't wait another night.
    
    TOBY
    We're having a discussion.
    
    C.J.
    When?
    
    JOSH
    Tonight.
    
    C.J.
    Really?
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    That's great.
    
    The door opens and Sam walks in. He doesn't sit down.
    
    SAM
    Good evening.
    
    LEO
    Sam, what do you know?
    
    SAM
    I know that fluid accumulating in the semicircular canals of the vestibulo-cochlear nerve is 
    usually what'll account for dizziness.
    
    Leo, Toby, and Josh all roll their eyes with mild exasperation and empathy.
    
    SAM
    Leo, I want to state right here, right now, in terms so plain and clear as to command 
    their assent...
    
    LEO
    [wearily] We're having a meeting tonight.
    
    SAM
    The whole country's gonna assume he's not running when he announces the thing.
    
    LEO
    [wearily, but a bit louder] We're having a meeting.
    
    SAM
    The press is gonna assume...
    
    LEO
    [emphatically] We're having a meeting!
    
    SAM
    Really?
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    SAM
    That's great.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    C.J. stares blankly at Josh and Toby, who both glance at Leo.
    
    LEO
    [glances at his watch] Why doesn't everybody grab something to eat, be back at 9:00, and 
    you'll get called to come over to the Residence.
    
    C.J. and Toby stand up and leave, along with Sam.
    
    LEO
    Josh, walk out with me.
    
    Josh stands up. Leo walks behind his desk to gather up a few things.
    
    LEO
    I mean it - set one off under these guys.
    
    JOSH
    How about I have C.J. make a statement at her briefing?
    
    LEO
    [looks up] A strong statement.
    
    As they walk out of the office into the hallway, they toss out possible language for the statement.
    
    JOSH
    "The President calls on Congress to fund the Justice Department's tobacco lawsuit at the 
    levels necessary to continue this litigation."
    
    LEO
    "The American people deserve their day in court."
    
    JOSH
    [more animated] "And this Administration won't sit on the bench while well-fed members of 
    the Appropriations Committee choke off funding for a lawsuit aimed at the perpetrators of 
    hundreds of thousands of negligent homicides while filling their campaign war chests."
    
    LEO
    Light 'em up!
    
    Leo walks off in one direction. Josh pounds the door frame, then walks off in the opposite direction.
    
    CUT TO: INT. OUTER OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    Charlie is standing behind his desk staring silently at the phone receiver in his hand. 
    Leo walks in.
    
    LEO
    Charlie?
    
    CHARLIE
    [evenly, calmly] Leo, there was an accident at 18th and Potomac. Mrs. Landingham was 
    driving her car back here.
    
    LEO
    What happened?
    
    CHARLIE
    There was a drunk driver and they ran the light at 18th and Potomac. They ran it at a high speed.
    
    LEO
    Charlie, is she all right?
    
    CHARLIE
    No...She's dead.
    
    Leo stares at Charlie for several moments, completely stunned. Leo wavers back and forth 
    just a bit, trying to absorb Charlie's words. He looks lost, overwhelmed, totally shaken, 
    but he finally musters his ability to speak.
    
    LEO
    [a bit hoarse] Is he alone?
    
    CHARLIE
    Yeah.
    
    Leo turns, walks past Mrs. Landingham's desk, and walks out onto the veranda. Charlie watches 
    Leo leave, then quickly hangs up the phone.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE VERANDA - CONTINUOUS
    A few Secret Service agents and Marine guards are standing at attention at several designated 
    points on the veranda. Pools of light illuminate the darkness as Leo slowly and reluctantly 
    makes his way toward THE OVAL OFFICE. He appears dazed and he moves with the stiffness of a 
    much older man. His clothes seem to hang on him. As he reaches the French doors, the light from 
    the office reveals the apprehension and dread on his face. Bartlet is standing, with his back 
    turned, reading a document and talking on the phone. Leo does not move for a several seconds; 
    he appears even older and more frail through the wavy glass in the French doors. When he finally 
    reaches for the door knob, Bartlet notices him and gestures for him to come in, which he does. 
    Leo closes the door. Bartlet hangs up the phone, removes his glasses, and turns toward Leo. 
    Through the wavy glass, Bartlet's features are distorted somewhat as he listens to Leo speak. 
    Bartlet cocks his head slightly to one side as Leo breaks the sad news.
    
    DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
    FADE TO BLACK.
    THE END
    * * *
    
    The West Wing and all its characters are properties of Aaron Sorkin, John Wells 
    Production, Warner Brothers Television, and NBC. No copyright infringement is intended.
    
    Episode 2.21 -- “18th and Potomac”
    Original Airdate: May 9, 2001, 9:00 PM EST
    
    Transcript By: The Vault
    July 19, 2002
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