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  • Episode 2.22 -- “Two Cathedrals”
    The West Wing Scripts/Season 2 2008. 11. 6. 17:22
    THE WEST WING
    "TWO CATHEDRALS"
    WRITTEN BY AARON SORKIN
    DIRECTED BY THOMAS SCHLAMME
    
    
    TEASER
    
    FADE IN: INT. LEO'S OFFICE - DAY 
    Margaret knocks and enters. Two men are seated, talking to Leo.
    
    BILL
    Most of us are just hearing the news now.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    From a conference call.
    
    LEO
    Yes.
    
    BILL
    There hasn't been a lot of time to digest this.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    ...But what we do know is that it's the House Democrats that are going to take it in the 
    throat.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    You might be able to get the voters to accept MS in some suburban districts, but the 
    whole House is up for reelection.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    BILL
    It's not a matter of accepting M... There was a cover... 
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    The point is, even if you could squeeze out an electoral...
    
    BILL
    Even if you can squeeze out a win, this is what the campaign is going to be about.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    You're going to have Democrats telling the President, "Don't come to my district; I've 
    got troubles enough," and your campaign never gets out of the Rose Garden.
    
    BILL
    Yes, and we're running without a standard bearer. At a time when we've got policy cases 
    against the Republicans on tax cuts, environment, education... and *this* is what the 
    campaign's going to be about.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    Now, Leo, most of us are just hearing the news. And I don't like to be the first one to 
    say it, but I'm gonna. I think the President has got to strongly consider not running 
    for reelection.
    
    LEO
    [beat] You think you're the first one to say it?
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    Leo...
    
    LEO
    You are, at minimum, the 35th in the last two hours.
    
    CONGRESSMAN WADE
    Well, we're the ones that are talking to you now. And we're the ones that are asking. 
    Is the President going to run for reelection?
    
    LEO
    Harry, Bill, there's going to be a press conference tonight. I'd watch.
    
    SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
    END TEASER
    * * *
    
    ACT ONE
    
    FADE IN: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - DAY
    Toby is speaking to a couple of guys about the room they're in.
    
    TOBY 
    He'll sit here, with the First Lady on his right.
    
    LARRY 
    You don't want him in front of the fireplace?
    
    TOBY 
    The fireplace is too much. He'll sit here, which means they're gonna have to light the 
    room from the outside the window. Do they know that?
    
    LARRY 
    We'll let them know.
    
    TOBY
    The last time they didn't know. The President taped an Easter message that looked like 
    it was lit by Ed Wood!
    
    Toby exits to the HALLWAY. Sam walks up.
    
    SAM
    Toby.
    
    TOBY 
    A pitcher of water, but keep it off-screen.
    
    SAM 
    Do they know?
    
    TOBY 
    They gotta light from outside the window, if they don't light from outside the window...
    
    SAM 
    I don't care. Look, Toby, has anyone considered whether or not he's up for this?
    
    TOBY 
    Up for this?
    
    SAM 
    I mean, some stuff has happened since...
    
    TOBY 
    C.J. gave it to the network. We're pretty much locked in, so...
    
    SAM 
    When are we prepping with him?
    
    TOBY 
    After the service.
    
    SAM 
    There's gonna be time?
    
    TOBY 
    We'll have the afternoon.
    
    SAM 
    I think we should consider taking...
    
    TOBY 
    [walking away] There aren't any options left. We're going on TV, at eight.
    
    GINGER
    [walking up] Toby...
    
    TOBY 
    Yeah.
    
    GINGER 
    I'm sorry, but I had to put Greg Summerhays back on your schedule.
    
    TOBY 
    No, I took him off.
    
    GINGER 
    Leo's office had me put him back on.
    
    TOBY 
    Why?
    
    GINGER 
    They wanted you to keep the appointment.
    
    TOBY 
    [stopping] We've got her funeral today. We've got these...
    
    GINGER 
    I said four o'clock.
    
    TOBY 
    [pats Ginger's arm then walks] Yeah, all right.
    
    CUT TO: INT. C.J.'s OFFICE - DAY
    C.J. enters and walks to Carol's desk.
    
    C.J. 
    Carol.
    
    CAROL 
    Yeah.
    
    C.J. 
    [handing her a folder] AP, Reuters, Agence France, something about seating on 
    Air Force One...
    
    CAROL 
    Seating arrangements?
    
    C.J. 
    [nodding] Seating arrangements on Air Force One.
    
    C.J. walks into her office, and Josh enters.
    
    JOSH 
    C.J.?
    
    C.J. 
    Listen, I was thinking since it's probably going to be a light day, I'd maybe blow off 
    work, go shopping or something. What do you need?
    
    JOSH 
    Can I give you a quick brief?
    
    C.J. 
    Sure.
    
    JOSH 
    The Justice Department's run out of money in their suit against the tobacco companies. 
    
    C.J. 
    The Justice Department's overmatched.
    
    JOSH 
    Yeah, by hundreds of millions of dollars. They're asking for $30 million and we think 
    they should have it.
    
    C.J. 
    Who disagrees with us?
    
    JOSH 
    Eight of the fifteen members of the subcommittee that controls the budgets for Justice 
    and Commerce, including Kalmbach, who has significant ties to tobacco, and Warren and 
    Rossiter, who do not.
    
    C.J. 
    We lost two Democrats?
    
    JOSH 
    They have ideological objections.
    
    C.J. 
    Yeah, it's just not a good time to be losing Democrats.
    
    JOSH 
    You haven't been in my office this morning.
    
    C.J. 
    We'll get them back.
    
    They walk-and-talk down the HALLWAY.
    
    JOSH 
    Anyway, uh, Leo felt pretty strongly that we ought to light a fire under it, so I wrote 
    up a strongly worded release.
    
    C.J. 
    [skimming] 'The White House, for immediate release, Office of the Press. Today the 
    President calls on Congress... deserve their day in court, and this administration won't 
    sit on the bench while well-fed members of the Appropriations Committee choke off funding 
    for a lawsuit aimed at perpetrators of hundreds of thousands of negligent homicides while 
    filling their campaign war chests.' [looks up at Josh in amazement]
    This is like the fire we used to throw in the early primaries.
    
    JOSH 
    [smiling] Let Bartlet be Bartlet.
    
    C.J. 
    You got to put it away for a while.
    
    JOSH 
    You think?
    
    C.J. 
    I'm going in there now to tell them a landing ship helicopter assault team is steaming 
    off Port-au-Prince and after that I'm bringing in AP, Reuters, and Agence France. 
    Nobody's gonna write about an Appropriations Bill. Haiti's gonna get bumped to the 
    Lifestyle section.
    
    JOSH 
    Yeah, I suppose. 
    
    C.J. starts to walk away.
    
    JOSH
    Listen... Have you seen him today?
    
    C.J. 
    [turning back] No. Have you?
    
    JOSH 
    No.
    
    C.J. 
    All right. Listen, I've gotta...
    
    JOSH 
    Yeah. Thanks.
    
    C.J. turns and leaves.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE ROOSEVELT ROOM - DAY
    Sam is meeting with Democratic Party strategists.
    
    HANSON 
    Why are we assuming it's Hoynes?
    
    PHILLIPS 
    Please...
    
    HANSON 
    No, why are we assuming it's gotta be Hoynes? You don't think Wetland's gonna get in 
    on it? Hutchinson? Seth Gillette?
    
    PHILLIPS 
    Please...
    
    MAN 
    Gillette's lucky if he carries his immediate family.
    
    ANOTHER MAN 
    [in a condescending tone] It's Hoynes.
    
    PHILLIPS 
    It's Hoynes. Sam, you understand this conversation isn't ruling out Bartlet as a 
    candidate, it's just a 'what if?' We're party strategists, it's what we're paid for.
    
    SAM 
    Yeah.
    
    MAN 
    Hoynes is the only one that put together the money this fast.
    
    PHILLIPS 
    He's the most successful fundraiser this party's ever had.
    
    MAN 
    Though, obviously, it would be easier if Hoynes was running as an incumbent...
    
    SAM 
    [has heard enough] Okay.
    
    PHILLIPS 
    Sam...
    
    SAM 
    [shutting his portfolio] Thanks.
    
    PHILLIPS 
    No, it was an inappropriate...
    
    SAM 
    When I say 'okay,' that's it. Close your notebooks. We don't talk like that here. 
    I don't give a damn whose nephew you are. Tommy, President Bartlet's not a candidate. 
    He's the President.
    
    Sam stands and leaves the men at the table.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE SITUATION ROOM - DAY
    
    LEO 
    What are the conditions inside the embassy?
    
    NANCY 
    It's still got running water but the power's been cut. The emergency generator's got 
    about 24 hours.
    
    LEO 
    Any injuries?
    
    MAN 
    There aren't any injuries but the Deputy Chief's a diabetic and he's running out of 
    insulin.
    
    LEO 
    The Red Cross can help us out there?
    
    MAN 
    Yes, sir.
    
    LEO 
    What's outside?
    
    NANCY 
    About 1200 troops now with A-15s positioned outside the gates. They've got four 105mm 
    Howitzers.
    
    LEO 
    Which are trained at?
    
    The camera PANS to the profile of Bartlet.
    
    NANCY 
    Our front door.
    
    Church bells ring softly in the background as Bartlet drowns out Nancy's voice and 
    has a FLASHBACK.
    
    NANCY 
    Mr. President, we want to send Fitz down there.
    
    BARTLET 
    Why?
    
    NANCY 
    There's a Haitian general named Francis St. Jacques. He trained with Fitz at Annapolis...
    
    FADE OUT and FADE IN to a new scene of the FLASHBACK. The bells get louder and we see 
    a church on a bright day. A group of boys stands around talking.
    
    DR. BARTLET [OS] 
    Jed! [beat] Jed!
    
    BOY 
    Jed, Jed, your father's calling you.
    
    Young Jed Bartlet hears and runs to his father, who is standing with another man.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    Didn't you hear me calling you?
    
    JED 
    No sir, I didn't. I was, uh, I didn't.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    Mr. Spence found this cigarette butt on the floor in the aisle of the chapel.
    
    JED 
    People shouldn't put their cigarettes out in the chapel, Mr. Spence.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    Well, people shouldn't be smoking in the chapel, I think is my point, Jed. Do you 
    understand what I'm saying?
    
    JED 
    Yes, sir.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    Could you tell your friends, please?
    
    JED 
    [turning to leave] Yeah.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    Jed, hang on. I want you to meet someone. She's going to be taking over in my office for 
    Mrs. Tillinghouse. 
    
    He turns and gets attention of a woman who is talking with a group of people.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Excuse me! 
    
    A young, pretty blonde turns.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    This is Dolores Landingham. Mrs. Landingham, this is my eldest son, Jed.
    
    Jed and Mrs. Landingham look at each other and smile.
    
    LEO [VO] 
    So what happens?
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE SITUATION ROOM - PRESENT
    Bartlet listens, tapping an unlit cigarette on the table.
    
    NANCY 
    Basically we think we can get St. Jacques to fracture Bazan's army.
    
    LEO 
    So if we invade...?
    
    NANCY 
    It becomes peacekeeping.
    
    Leo turns to look at Bartlet.
    
    BARTLET 
    Okay. Send Fitzwallace down. Anything else?
    
    NANCY 
    No, sir. Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    They all stand. Bartlet exits and walks and talks with Charlie. They go up the STAIRS.
    
    BARTLET 
    They've been in there 48 hours.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    The guy's been President of his country for two days. He's spent them both at gunpoint.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yeah.
    
    BARTLET 
    What do you know about this storm?
    
    CHARLIE 
    The one...?
    
    BARTLET 
    It's moving from Florida to South Carolina.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yeah. It's supposed to be bad.
    
    BARTLET 
    It's a tropical storm.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    No I mean it's been designated a tropical storm. That means it has a surface wind 
    speed of something.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    Isn't it strange to have a tropical storm in May?
    
    CHARLIE 
    I'm not certain.
    
    BARTLET 
    I'm pretty sure there's a season and this isn't it.
    
    CHARLIE 
    I could have someone find out for you, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET 
    I mean it's not a big deal. It's just that I'm pretty sure it's strange.
    
    CHARLIE 
    The Motorcade will leave for the cathedral in an hour.
    
    BARTLET 
    You ever been to National Cathedral?
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    You know you could lay the Washington Monument down on its side in that church?
    
    CHARLIE 
    I did, actually.
    
    They enter the OUTER OVAL OFFICE.
    
    BARTLET 
    We should try it.
    
    CHARLIE 
    You only have two meetings between now and then. Is there anything else you need, sir?
    
    BARTLET 
    [entering the Oval Office] I need pallbearers.
    
    CHARLIE 
    Yes, sir.
    
    As Bartlet passes, the camera focuses in on Mrs. Landingham's desk, which has been left 
    untouched. 
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT ONE
    * * *
    
    ACT TWO
    
    FADE TO: INT. WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM - DAY
    C.J.'s image appears on a television screen at the back of the room. The room is filled 
    with reporters. C.J. is standing behind the podium with Carol on her right. 
    
    C.J.
    Also in the combat radius will be six J-Socs out of McDill and a Battalion Landing Team. 
    They'll cover that at the Pentagon briefing.
    
    REPORTERS
    C.J.! C.J.! C.J.!
    
    C.J.
    Yes.
    
    WOMAN REPORTER
    Does the fact that the OAS has passed a resolution allowing you to explore military 
    options mean you've exhausted the diplomatic ones?
    
    C.J.
    Of course it doesn't, but it should underline the consequences for Bazan should he decide 
    to enter our embassy and/or arrest the democratically elected President of Haiti. That's 
    all I have for now. Thank you.
    
    C.J. turns and leaves.
    
    REPORTERS
    C.J.! C.J.! C.J.!
    
    Carol raises her hand to quiet the crowd and steps to the podium.
     
    CAROL
    Before you all go, C.J. needs to see AP, Reuters, and Agence France in the office. She 
    needs to discuss seating arrangements on Air Force One.
    
    CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
    C.J. strides through the hall. Sam spots her and walks after her. They pedeconference 
    as they talk.
    
    SAM
    C.J.
    
    C.J.
    Yeah.
    
    SAM
    We've got a problem.
    
    C.J.
    [sighs] That's pretty hard to believe.
    
    SAM
    We can't have the press conference in the East Room.
    
    C.J.
    What are you talking about?
    
    SAM
    I just got off the phone with Brian Coburn and we can't have it in the East Room.
    
    C.J.
    [alarmed] Why not?
    
    SAM
    They've been pulling the wiring and they found asbestos and they have to seal it off.
    
    C.J.
    [throws her hand up in the air, exasperated] There's been asbestos in the East Room 
    this whole time?
    
    SAM
    Yeah. So I'm gonna make a list...
    
    They reach a set of French doors leading to the JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA. C.J. proceeds 
    through the doors, but Sam stays behind in the hall. 
    
    C.J.
    [turns to look at Sam] Put together - okay - put together a list of alternatives.
    
    SAM
    Yeah.
    
    C.J. walks briskly to her office. Carol, Steve, and the other two reporters, one of whom 
    is a woman, are standing in the doorway to C.J.'S OFFICE, waiting for her. C.J. walks 
    into her office and the reporters follow her.
    
    C.J.
    [to reporters] Come on in...
    
    STEVE
    C.J., I don't have any problem with my seat on the plane.
    
    C.J.
    [tersely] Get inside.
    
    STEVE
    Seriously, I complained that one time cause, I don't know, I was in a bad mood.
    
    C.J. sets her briefing binder down on her desk.
     
    C.J.
    This isn't about seating arrangements. Notebooks, no tape recorders. This story's 
    embargoed for an hour, and you'll identify me as a senior White House official.
    
    C.J. closes the door.
     
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - DAY
    Leo is leaning on the desk, while two advisors give him a briefing. Bartlet is standing 
    off to one side, reading, only half listening.
    
    LEO
    Are we talking about the opening bell?
    
    ADVISOR 1
    That depends... uh... when's it gonna leak?
    
    LEO
    I'm sorry?
    
    ADVISOR 1
    When are we leaking the story?
    
    LEO
    C.J.'s leaking it right now.
    
    Bartlet removes his glasses and turns to listen. Leo checks his watch.
    
    ADVISOR 1
    Wall Street'll have it in an hour. In two hours, sellers will outnumber buyers.
    
    One of the doors to the portico flies open. Bartlet and Leo both turn, slightly startled. 
    An agent walks over to close the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Excuse me. Keep going.
    
    Bartlet opens the door to the OUTER OFFICE. Charlie is standing near his desk.
    
    LEO
    In what sectors?
    
    ADVISOR 2
    In all sectors of the New York Stock Exchange...
    
    BARTLET
    Charlie.
    
    CHARLIE
    Yes, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Do you have any idea why the door to the portico keeps swinging open? It's a little 
    annoying.
    
    CHARLIE
    They're replacing the latch. It's swinging open from the wind.
    
    BARTLET
    [gesturing] But the door opens out.
    
    CHARLIE
    When the right sequence of doors are open in the building, there's a wind tunnel into 
    the Oval Office.
    
    BARTLET
    [small smile] No kidding!
    
    Charlie smiles at Bartlet, who walks back into the office, closing the door behind 
    himself.
     
    LEO
    What about Europe and Japan?
    
    ADVISOR 1
    Well, Japan's gonna be up and trading by the time we go on TV.
    
    BARTLET
    Charlie says there's a wind tunnel created by something. They're fixing the latch.
    
    Bartlet glances over toward the portico as he walks toward Leo and the advisors. 
    Margaret steps into the Oval Office via the door to Leo's office.
    
    MARGARET
    Mr. President?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah?
    
    LEO
    [to Margaret] Is the motorcade ready?
    
    MARGARET
    Yes, sir.
    
    Everyone looks at Bartlet, who puts his glasses in his shirt pocket and sighs.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay. Well, we've got to go. I don't know what to say. Leo's pretty rich. Maybe he can 
    buy some tech stocks and jack up the price.
    
    Leo walks toward the door to his office, where Margaret is waiting.
    
    LEO
    [to advisors] Keep me posted on the bellwethers, okay?
    
    ADVISOR 1
    Yeah.
    
    ADVISOR 2
    Thank you, Mr. President.
    
    The advisors leave. Bartlet appears distracted and melancholy as he buttons his shirt 
    cuffs.
    
    LEO
    [to Margaret] Is the First Lady meeting us in the car?
    
    MARGARET
    Yes. It's a non-denominational service.
    
    Margaret goes back into Leo's office. Leo turns to look at Bartlet. Bartlet glances over 
    at Leo.
    
    BARTLET
    What did she say?
    
    LEO
    She said the First Lady's meeting us in the car.
    
    Bartlet doesn't acknowledge Leo's words. Bartlet turns his back and flips his suit 
    jacket on over his head. 
    
    CUT TO: INT. SCHOOL OFFICE, NEW HAMPSHIRE, EARLY 1960S - DAY
    Young Jed Bartlet, with his back turned, flips his suit jacket on over his head. Young 
    Mrs. Landingham is in her office, typing. Bartlet pulls a folder from a file cabinet in 
    an adjacent office, then walks back into her office.
    
    JED
    It wasn't a non-denominational service.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Of course it was.
    
    JED
    It wouldn't have felt non-denominational if you were Jewish.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    It was a non-denominational Christian service.
    
    JED
    Attendance at chapel's required for every...
    
    Mrs. Landingham stands up and pulls a binder from a cabinet near her desk. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [firmer] It was a non-denominational service.
    
    JED
    "Our Father" is not non-denominational. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Everyone says "Our Father."
    
    Jed picks up another file from her desk and they both walk out of her office into the 
    hallway. They pedeconference. 
    
    JED
    Catholics don't. Catholics don't say, "For thine is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, 
    forever and ever." [shrugs] You know? I'm just saying. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [slightly amused] Why do you work here?
    
    JED
    I'm sorry?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Why do you work here after classes? I can't imagine that anyone in your family's on 
    work-study.
    
    JED
    No, I-I get free tuition, so, you know, I guess it's a good idea to give something back.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    Why do you call your father "sir"?
    
    JED
    [chuckles softly] Is this gonna be a whole afternoon of questions?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Well, actually, you've been talking for quite some time.
    
    JED 
    I'm sorry. Am I boring you, Dolores? 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [demurely] "Mrs. Landingham," please!
    
    They stop walking and face each other. 
    
    JED
    My father's the Headmaster. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [mystified] Yeah, but before he was your Headmaster, he was your father, right? 
    
    JED
    I don't wanna make the other guys feel uncomfortable.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    So you call him "sir"?
    
    JED
    Yeah.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [still mystified] Oh. 
    
    She walks away and Jed watches her go. 
    
    CUT TO: EXT. WASHINGTON, DC STREET - PRESENT DAY
    The repeated peals of sirens and the rumbling of motorcycles fill the air as the 
    Presidential motorcade winds through downtown. The Presidential limousine is also 
    accompanied by several police cars and black SUVs. 
    
    CUT TO: INT. PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE - CONTINUOUS
    Bartlet and Abbey are seated next to each other in the back seat. Bartlet, looking very 
    preoccupied and melancholy, stares out the window on his side. Abbey stares straight 
    ahead. The silence between them is deafening. After a few moments, Abbey turns slowly 
    to look at him. 
    
    ABBEY
    [gently] You know, they released the girl from the hospital this morning. 
    
    Bartlet acknowledges her words, but does not look at her. He barely turns his eyes from 
    the window. 
    
    BARTLET
    The driver?
    
    ABBEY
    Yeah...She fractured her wrist, some stitches over her eye, and the other two had some 
    scratches and bruises. [clears throat softly] It looks like they're gonna charge her with 
    vehicular manslaughter.
    
    Abbey looks over at him, but he doesn't respond. He just stares out the window. She 
    looks away, somewhat discouraged, but trying to figure out another way to reach him. 
    
    ABBEY
    Frank Mitchell, Joanna... Bill Carney... they told me they were in meetings all morning.
    
    BARTLET 
    [absently] Yeah.
     
    Abbey pauses and glances at him tentatively. When she does speak, her manner and the look 
    on her face suggest that she doesn't fully agree with the viewpoint that she describes. 
    
    ABBEY
    The consensus seems to be that if you step back, and put your support behind Hoynes, 
    there's a decent chance the Democrats can keep the White House.
    
    Bartlet keeps staring out the window. After a long pause, he nods slightly. 
    
    BARTLET
    The world'll rest easier. 
    
    Abbey seems a bit stunned by his response. She stares at him, wide eyed, for several 
    moments, and then slowly looks away, resigned and sad. She looks almost like she's 
    about to cry. 
    
    BARTLET
    We're here. 
    
    CUT TO: EXT. WASHINGTON NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - DAY
    It is a bright, Spring day. The sky is blue and trees are blooming. The cathedral is 
    enormous and quite beautiful. As the motorcade pulls up in front of the church, with 
    sirens still blaring, the sound of an organ playing a processional fills the air. 
    
    The Presidential limousine stops in front of the steps leading to the main entrance. 
    Secret Service agents open the limousine doors for Bartlet and Abbey, who get out on 
    opposite sides of the vehicle. Bartlet walks around the back of the limousine and looks 
    up at the huge building with a mixture of weariness and sadness. Abbey walks up the steps 
    by his side and gently takes his hand. He lets her take it but doesn't react. 
    They walk inside. 
    
    CUT TO: INT. WASHINGTON NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - CONTINUOUS
    The high arches of the cathedral are illuminated by a huge, multi-colored rose window. 
    Almost all of the attendees are seated as several Secret Service agents and ushers guide 
    Abbey and Bartlet to a pew in the front. Abbey sits down and Bartlet sits down beside 
    her, exhaling as he sits, as if it takes considerable effort for him to do so. 
    REVEREND MONOHAN is seated at the front of the cathedral, facing the congregants. Once 
    Bartlet and Abbey are seated, Monohan stands up. He is accompanied to the pulpit by a 
    layperson. Toby, C.J., and Charlie look on from their seats. 
    
    MONOHAN
    "I am the Resurrection and I am Life," says the Lord. "Whoever believes in Me shall live, 
    even though he die." God of Mercy, You are the hope of sinners, the joy of saints. 
    We pray for our sister Delores whose body we honor with Christian burial.
    
    As Monohan speaks, the camera pans over the faces of Bartlet and Abbey, then Leo. Sam, 
    Josh, and Toby are seated together. Margaret, Carol and Donna are seated together. 
    Carol is crying. The rose window is illuminated by the daylight. 
    
    MONOHAN
    Give her happiness with Your saints, and raise up her body with the saints at the Last 
    Day to be in Your presence forever...As for me, I know that my Redeemer lives, and that 
    at the last, He will stand upon the Earth...
    
    The camera lingers on a very somber Bartlet. He is staring straight ahead, like a statue, 
    and only half listening to the service, as he drifts back in time. 
    
    MONOHAN 
    After my awaking, He will raise me up...
    
    YOUNG MRS. LANDINGHAM [VO]
    Jed?
    
    MONOHAN
    ...and in my body, I shall see God...
    
    YOUNG MRS. LANDINGHAM [VO]
    Jed!
    
    MONOHAN
    ...and I myself shall see, and my eyes behold, Him who is my friend... 
    
    FADE TO: EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS, NEW HAMPSHIRE, EARLY 1960s - DAY 
    It's a sunny afternoon. Young Jed Bartlet is hosing down several sculls. Young Mrs. 
    Landingham walks up beside him to catch his attention. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Jed.
    
    Bartlet seems distracted, or perhaps he doesn't hear her. He continues his work. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Jed!
    
    JED
    [looks over, sees her, and smiles slightly] I'm trying to get through an honest day's 
    work, Mrs. Landingham. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You missed a spot. 
    
    JED
    I didn't miss it. I just haven't gotten to it yet. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Okay.
    
    JED
    You have a habit of doing that, you know? 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What's that?
    
    JED
    Telling me I'm doing something wrong before I've had a chance to do it at all.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [brightly] Well, that must be a little annoying. 
    
    JED
    Yeah. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I've got a project for you. 
    
    JED
    Really.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You can show the courage and the intellect and the leadership skills everyone talks about. 
    
    JED
    I'm a little busy right now hosing down the boats. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You know the women who work at this school are paid less money than the men? 
    
    JED
    Sorry?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    The women are paid less money than the men.
    
    JED
    No, I didn't know that. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You think your father does? 
    
    FADE TO: INT. WASHINGTON NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - PRESENT DAY
    Bartlet is still staring straight ahead as the service proceeds. Clearly, his mind 
    is elsewhere.
    
    MONOHAN
    First reading will be from Mr. Charles Young, from the Book of Wisdom, Chapter III. 
    
    Charlie walks slowly toward the pulpit, led by a layperson. 
    
    FADE TO: EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS - A DIFFERENT DAY, AFTERNOON
    The bells of the school chapel are ringing softly. Young Mrs. Landingham is waiting 
    for young Bartlet at the end of the school day. She spots him, reading while he walks, 
    and gets his attention. They walk across the grounds as they talk. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I'd like an opportunity to make my case.
    
    JED
    What are you doing here?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I'm raising an issue.
    
    JED
    You've been raising this issue for a week now. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I can tell it's had quite an effect on you.
    
    JED
    Don't you have a husband? 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What does that have to do with anything? 
    
    JED
    I'm saying, shouldn't you maybe go home when you're done with work? 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Shouldn't you be minding your own business? 
    
    JED
    I just thought, since you're minding everybody else's, you know... 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    What is that supposed to mean? 
    
    JED
    In my family, we don't talk about money. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    That's because you have money. 
    
    JED 
    [walking away] Numbers, Mrs. Landingham. 
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Excuse me?
    
    JED
    If you want to convince me of something, show me numbers! 
    
    Jed walks away and Mrs. Landingham walks inside a school building, which is 
    constructed of gray stone. 
    
    FADE TO: INT. WASHINGTON NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - PRESENT DAY
    The camera drifts across the gray stone walls of the cathedral. Charlie is standing at 
    the pulpit, reading. 
    
    CHARLIE
    "But the souls of the virtuous are in the hands of God. No torment shall ever touch them." 
    
    Bartlet is staring straight ahead. He looks very sad. 
    
    CHARLIE
    "In the eyes of the unwise, they did appear to die, but they are at peace. For though 
    in the sight of others they were punished, their hope is full of immortality."
    
    The camera looks down from high above the congregants. The cathedral is illuminated by 
    the soft light filtering through the windows.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT TWO
    * * *
    
    ACT THREE
    
    FADE IN: EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS - DAY 
    Young Mrs. Landingham approaches Jed's car, which won't start.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Your car won't start.
    
    JED
    Yes.
    
    She leans in the window.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What's wrong with it?
    
    JED
    It's possibly the starter or fan belt.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Do you know anything about cars?
    
    JED
    No.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Then how do you know...
    
    JED
    Cause that's the two things I've heard of. [gets out]
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You fix your car and pretend you're not listening. I'm just gonna stand here and talk 
    cause I know you are. 
    
    JED
    [lifts the hood] What could you possibly want now?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [smiles] I've got numbers.
    
    JED 
    There's something abnormal about you. [leans under the hood to tinker]
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [reading] Florence Chadwick in the English Department has been here 13 years. She makes 
    $5,900 a year. Mr. Hopkins in the English Department has been here 4 years fewer and 
    makes $7,100.
    
    JED
    [walks around her] Is this really the best time for this?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You don't seem to be going anywhere. [follows him, reading] A female cook makes $3,200 
    compared to a male electrician who makes $4,100...
    
    DISSOLVE TO: INT. NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - DAY
    
    CONGREGATION
    [reading] ....peace. Wherever there is danger, let us sow love. Wherever there is 
    injury... harm. And wherever there is doubt, let there be faith in you. Amen.
    
    As music begins, Reverend Monohan leads Toby, Sam, Josh, Charlie and two other men 
    towards the casket. Donna, Margaret and Carol look on in tears. Bartlet looks upset 
    and deep in thought. The men hoist the casket onto their shoulders. Monohan leads 
    the processional out. C.J. bows her head as they pass. Bartlet is still lost in thought.
    
    DISSOLVE TO: EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS - DAY 
    Young Jed Bartlet is trying to start his car. Mrs. Landingham is leaning on the hood 
    with a steno pad.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [reading] ...gets $2,100. The nurse makes $3,100. 
    
    Jed gives up on starting the car and gets out.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [reading] Mrs. Mueller gets paid an additional $200 a year to conduct the choir and band, 
    while Mr. Ryan gets paid an additional $400 a year to coach the rowing team.
    
    JED
    Crew.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What?
    
    JED
    It's not rowing, It's crew. [fiddles under the hood] And Florence Chadwick is a married 
    woman with no dependants and Mr. Hopkins has a family of four to support.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    If we paid people by according to how many children they have to support then Malcolm 
    Bundy, the groundskeeper, would get triple what the Head Master gets.
    
    JED
    Mrs. Landingham...
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You know I'm right.
    
    JED
    Look, what....
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You know I'm right. You've known it since I brought it up. You've known it since before 
    that.
    
    JED
    What do you want me to do about it?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I want you to bring it up with your father.
    
    JED
    [looks at her]
    See. I'm not a woman and I don't work here.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    The women who do are afraid for their jobs. If they bring it up, they're afraid for their 
    jobs. What is it you're afraid of?
    
    He looks confused for a moment.
    
    JED 
    Why do you talk to me like this?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You've never had a big sister and you need one. 
    
    They size each other up.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [smiling] Look at you. You're a Boy King. You're a foot smarter than the smartest kid in 
    the class. You're blessed with inspiration. You must know this by now. You must have 
    sensed it. Look, if you think we're wrong... if you think Mr. Hopkins should honestly 
    get paid more than Mrs. Chadwick, then I respect that. But if you think we're right and 
    you won't speak up because you can't be bothered, then God, Jed, I don't even want to 
    know you. Come inside. [walks off] I'll call Triple A.
    
    He puts his hands in his pockets and watches her go.
    
    JED
    Mrs. Mueller gets half as much to teach music as Mr. Ryan gets to coach crew.
    
    She turns back. Jed smiles and bounces on his heel.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [smiles, victoriously] You're going to do it.
    
    JED 
    Well, I didn't say that.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes, you did.
    
    JED
    When?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Just then. You stuck your hands in your pocket. You looked away and smiled.
    
    He nervously takes his hands out of his pockets.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    That means you made up your mind.
    
    JED
    That doesn't mean anything.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes it does.
    
    JED
    I stuck my hands in my pockets!
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    [smiles] And looked away, and smiled. We're in.
    
    She walks away. Jed smiles at her and closes the hood of the car.
    
    CUT TO: INT. NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - PRESENT DAY
    Bartlet stands alone glaring at the altar. Most of the guests have left the church. 
    Abbey, Leo and Secret Service agents are standing at the back of the sanctuary. 
    Leo approaches Bartlet.
    
    LEO
    [sighs] It was a beautiful service I thought. 
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    [quietly] I thought it was a beautiful service. [smiles] She was a real dame, old friend. 
    A real broad.
    
    BARTLET
    [nodding] Yeah.
    
    LEO
    [leans in close] We gotta go back to the office now, sir.
    
    BARTLET 
    [nods] Yeah.
    
    LEO
    [quietly] We've got some decisions to make now.
    
    Bartlet looks absently for a moment.
    
    BARTLET
    Leo, would you do me a favor?
    
    LEO
    Yeah?
    
    BARTLET
    [motions to the agents] Would you ask the agents to seal the cathedral for a minute?
    
    Leo looks at him.
    
    LEO
    Yeah.
    
    Leo walks towards the agents. As Bartlet waits, we hear the wound of several heavy 
    doors closing. Bartlet turns back towards the altar.
    
    BARTLET
    [tired] You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? 
    
    He slowly walks up the center aisle.
    
    BARTLET
    [tired] She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was 
    that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness 
    of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know who's ass he was kissing there 
    'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was 
    my son. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? 
    There's a tropical storm that gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm 
    this bad since you took out the tender ship of mine last year in the north Atlantic 
    last year... 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. 
    Doesn't even carry guns. Floats around and fixes the other ships and delivers that mail. 
    That's all it can do. [angry] Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. 
    [holds out arms] I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 
    3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30
    million new acres for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we're not fighting a war, 
    I've raised three children...
    
    He ascends the stairs to the Inner Sanctuary.
    
    BARTLET
    [pleading] That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio? 
    A deo iusto? A deo scito? 
    
    He stops at the top of the stairs and extends his arms.
    
    BARTLET 
    Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. [angry] 
    Cruciatus in crucem. [waves dismissively] Eas in crucem!
    
    Bartlet turns away in anger. He descends to the lower sanctuary and lights a cigarette. 
    He takes a single puff, drops the butt to the floor, and grinds it defiantly with his 
    shoe. He looks back at the altar.
    
    BARTLET
    [betrayed] You get Hoynes!
    
    Bartlet holds back tears as he walks down the aisle.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE - DAY
    
    CUT TO: INT. TOBY'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    C.J., Sam, Toby and Josh sit. They all look drained and serious.
    
    C.J.
    We'll call them Answer A and Answer B.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    C.J.
    Mr. President does this mean you won't be seeking a second term. Answer A is 'you bet. 
    I will absolutely be seeking a second term. Looking forward to the campaign. There is 
    great work yet to be done.'
    
    Toby and Sam sit silently.
    
    JOSH
    Yes.
    
    C.J. 
    Answer B...
    
    JOSH
    'Are you outta your mind? I can't possibly win the election. I lied about a degenerative 
    illness. I'm the target of a Grand Jury investigation and Congress is about to take me 
    out to lunch. I'd sooner have my family take off their clothes and dance the Tarantella 
    on the Truman Balcony than go through a campaign with this around my neck.'
    
    C.J. drinks water while she thinks.
    
    JOSH 
    Think that's too on the nose?
    
    C.J. 
    I do.
    
    SAM
    [looks down] I'm gonna bring it up again.
    
    C.J.
    Why?
    
    SAM
    [angry] Cause I got shouted down the first 3 times and I work here just like you do. 
    Can I help you??
    
    C.J. stares at him for a moment.
    
    C.J.
    Sorry.
    
    SAM
    [starts pacing] I think we have to explore ways of calling this off.
     
    TOBY
    Sam...
    
    SAM
    I think it might be a mistake to send him on at a moment when we're trying to 
    demonstrate...
    
    TOBY
    Listen...
    
    SAM
    [yelling] We don't know what we're talking about in there, Toby. We don't know if he's 
    running or not! I think we have to...
    
    TOBY
    There's no way. The story's leaked, it's out there. We're doing it. Don't worry Sam, 
    it's going to be fine. 
    
    He gets up and walks towards his desk.
    
    TOBY
    [sarcastic] They're lighting him from outside the window.
    
    Ginger opens the door.
    
    GINGER
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    [sighs] I have a meeting with Greg Summerhays for reasons past understanding.
    
    Sam leaves quickly. C.J. and Josh follow him out. GREG SUMMERHAYS enters...
    
    TOBY
    Hello.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    Toby....
    
    Summerhays closes the door behind him.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    It's good to see you.
    
    They shake hands.
    
    TOBY
    Good Morning, Greg.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    I'm was sorry about the President's secretary.
    
    TOBY
    Thank you.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    Do you know her well?
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    Summerhays looks around uncomfortably.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    Let me get to why I'm here. I want to...
    
    TOBY
    Buy Atlantic Intermediate.
    
    They sit down.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    [nodding] Yeah.
    
    TOBY
    Greg, there's a reason the FCC...
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    I'm not here about the FCC.
    
    TOBY
    [surprised] Why are you here?
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    [leans forward] I'm launching a 24-hour cable news channel and I'm building it to compete. 
    
    Toby looks surprised.
    
    SUMMERHAYS
    And I'd like you to be the news director.
    
    Toby tries to bite back his anger.
    
    TOBY
    Okay. Thanks for coming in. Excuse me.
    
    Toby storms out.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH'S OFFICE - DAY
    Josh aimlessly wanders around his desk, shuffling through files. Donna enters.
    
    DONNA
    It was a nice service, don't you think?
    
    Josh looks at her for a moment.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah. Yes it was.
    
    DONNA
    I'm gonna run across the street to the OEMB for a minute. The President is still asking 
    for information on the storm. He's got it caught in his teeth.
    
    Josh shuffles through papers quietly.
    
    JOSH
    Yeah.
    
    DONNA 
    Josh, can this really be how it works?
    
    He looks at her.
    
    DONNA
    We have no idea if he's gonna run again. He's in a room with Leo making his decision. 
    Two people in a matter of minutes. Is this how it works?
    
    The phone rings.
    
    JOSH
    [tired] That's how it works today.
    
    Josh wanders over to the credenza and shuffles absently through the papers. Donna answers 
    the phone.
    
    DONNA 
    [into phone] Josh Lyman. [to Josh] It's Leo.
    
    Josh turns and looks at the phone.
    
    CUT TO: INT. JOSH'S BULLPEN AREA - DAY
    Toby storms through.
    
    STAFFER
    Hey, Toby!
    
    Toby lifts his hand in warning.
    
    TOBY
    [angry] Don't anybody talk to me right now.
    
    He heads for JOSH'S OFFICE. JOSH is on the phone.
    
    TOBY
    Josh, Greg Summerhays was here to offer me a job. [yelling] Leo got me a damned lifeboat!
    
    Josh hangs up.
    
    TOBY
    [yelling] I'm gonna rip his arms off...
    
    Josh turns towards Toby.
    
    JOSH
    [quietly] Toby...
    
    TOBY
    [yelling]...and beat him with his own...
    
    JOSH
    [quietly] That was Leo. He wants us over there. It's answer B.
    
    Donna follows Josh out. Toby stands stunned for a moment then leaves. He follows Josh 
    and Donna down the hall.
    
    FADE OUT.
    END ACT THREE
    * * *
    
    ACT FOUR
    
    FADE IN: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE - NIGHT
    
    CUT TO: INT. COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    The TVs on stands are all airing the same program. The sounds of roaring thunder are 
    heard.
    
    REPORTER [VO] 
    ...and First Lady had just concluded the interview. President Bartlet is expected to be 
    arriving at the State Department for a press conference. Typically, a press conference, 
    particularly this size, would be help in the East Room of the White House, but we're told 
    there's some repairs going on there, so the change of venue. Chris Watson, can you tell 
    us what we might expect to hear from the President in a few minutes? [fumbles with his 
    earpiece] Wait... all right. Our apologies, we'll have Chris in a moment. Let's go...
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE LEO'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    Leo and Bartlet are walking inside.
    
    LEO [gently]
    Why don't you should sit in here for a few minutes.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    I'm gonna get C.J., you two'll do a last minute review.
    
    BARTLET
    I'm fine.
    
    LEO
    I'm gonna get C.J.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    LEO 
    [very gently] Sit here. Close your eyes for a few minutes. Charlie will get you when 
    we're ready.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. [sits before the veranda door]
    
    Leo exits and closes the door behind him. An agent stands outside. Bartlet is shown on 
    the monitors, sitting with Abbey.
    
    BARTLET [on T.V.] 
    ... began experiencing blurred vision and numbness in my legs. Two years and many tests 
    later, I was diagnosed with a course of relapsing-remitting multiple sclerosis.
    
    Toby is watching the television, Leo approaches him.
    
    MAN [on T.V.] 
    That startling admission made just moments ago by President Bartlet...
    
    LEO
    Toby...
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    Where's C.J.?
    
    TOBY
    She ran back to her office. 
    
    Leo looks at the television.
    
    TOBY
    They're gonna run this clip forever.
    
    LEO
    No, we're about to give them clips to beat it.
    
    TOBY
    Leo, you got me a lifeboat?
    
    LEO
    Greg Summerhays.
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    LEO
    Yeah, I got you a lifeboat.
    
    TOBY
    Do you imagine there are any circumstances under which I would use it?
    
    LEO
    No.
    
    TOBY
    Then why?
    
    LEO
    To show him that. [heads for the door, stops and turns to Toby.] C.J.'s in her office?
    
    TOBY
    You think he's gonna change his mind, don't you? You think he's gonna run?
    
    LEO
    C.J.'s in her office?
    
    TOBY
    Yeah.
    
    Leo leaves.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LEO'S OFFICE - NIGHT
    The President is looking out at the rain. Knocking on the door.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah!
    
    MARGARET 
    [enters, stands before him] Mr. President, you wanted to see Donna Moss?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah.
    
    Donna walks in. Margaret leaves.
    
    DONNA
    Good evening, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    How are you?
    
    DONNA
    Fine, thank you, sir. We all thought you did very well.
    
    BARTLET
    That was the easy part.
    
    DONNA
    It didn't look that easy.
    
    BARTLET 
    [as they sit facing each other] Talk about the weather.
    
    DONNA 
    [clears throat softly] A tropical storm is a cyclone in which the maximum sustained 
    surface speed of the wind is 34 nautical miles per hour.
    
    BARTLET
    And there's a tropical storm seizing, right?
    
    DONNA
    Yes, sir, it's June 1st to November 30th.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay, and how many times say, in the last hundred years, has a tropical storm come off 
    the Atlantic seaboard to Washington in the middle of May?
    
    DONNA
    According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, it hasn't happened in 
    the last century.
    
    BARTLET
    At all?
    
    DONNA
    No, sir.
    
    Knocking on the door. Donna stands up apprehensively. C.J. enters.
    
    C.J.
    Excuse me, sir.
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah. Thank you, Donna.
    
    DONNA
    Thank you, Mr. President. [exits]
    
    BARTLET
    According to the NOAA, the storm is a non-recurring phenomenon, which is science's term 
    for 'we don't know what in the world is going on, but we're stocking up on canned goods.'
    
    C.J.
    I just wanted to review a few things.
    
    BARTLET
    This is stuff you don't think I'd remember from an hour ago?
    
    C.J.
    You'll want to take the first question from Lawrence Altman, the Times' Chief Medical 
    Correspondent.
    
    BARTLET
    Why?
    
    C.J.
    Because if you call on anyone else, the first question will be about reelection. Call on 
    Altman, it will be a medical question, it'll have two or three follow-ups. It'll allow 
    you to feel comfortable a little before you start with the political mess. 
    Bartlet scoffs.
    
    C.J.
    Altman will be in the front row, first seat on your right.
    
    BARTLET
    Okay. [walks away and looks aside]
    
    C.J.
    Mr. President?
    
    BARTLET
    Yeah?
    
    C.J.
    Where's Altman going to be?
    
    BARTLET
    C.J....
    
    C.J.
    Mr. President, I'm going there right now. This is the last time I'm going to see you 
    before you step up... please, where's Altman going to be?
    
    BARTLET
    First seat on the right.
    
    C.J.
    Whose right?
    
    BARTLET
    My right.
    
    C.J.
    Thank you, sir. [exits]
    
    Thunder roaring. Bartlet hears knocking.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE BARTLET RESIDENCE, 1960s - NIGHT
    Young Jed is knocking on his father's office door - once, twice, three times.
    
    DR. BARTLET [VO] 
    Come in. 
    
    Dr. Bartlet is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, as Jed enters and approaches 
    the other chair.
    
    DR. BARTLET 
    [reading] "If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you will never learn." 
    Is this your quote?
    
    JED
    Dad, uh, I wanted to mention something to you that maybe you weren't aware of regarding 
    salary acquisitions...
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Is this your quote? "If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you will never 
    learn."
    
    JED
    It's actually Ray Bradbury.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    And you quoted Ray Bradbury?
    
    JED
    Yes.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    In an article you and your friends wrote, condemning professor Loomis.
    
    JED 
    [sits] For banning certain books from the library, yes.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    He is a professor of literature!
    
    JED
    He banned Henry Miller! He banned D.H. Lawrence.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Yes.
    
    JED
    "Giovanni's Room" 'cause it's too homosexual!
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Stop it right now. You're a guest at this school.
    
    JED
    I'm a student at this school.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Jed!
    
    JED
    He banned "Fahrenheit 451," which is about banning books!
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Was that supposed to be funny? 
    
    He stands, Jed stands after him.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    That word play you just did there, was that meant to be funny?
    
    JED
    That was supposed to...
    
    Dr. Bartlet slaps him across the face.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Was there anything else?
    
    JED 
    [quetly, looking away] It's not a nondenominational service.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Don't start with this. [walks over to his desk]
    
    JED
    Catholics don't believe man is saved through faith alone. Catholics believe that faith 
    has to be joined with good works.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    You're the only one who seems to mind the service.
    
    JED
    I'm the only one who's Catholic.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    You're Catholic because your mother is, and you're at the school because I'm the 
    headmaster. How's that for clever with words? [sits down] But what was it you came in 
    here to talk to me about?
    
    JED
    Nothing.
    
    DR. BARTLET
    Please close the door behind you.
    
    Jed shuts the door to his father's office. 
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
    President Bartlet closes the door behind C.J. in THE OVAL OFFICE. Thunder roars. 
    Bartlet walks to lean on his desk, places hands among the many pictures on it. 
    Suddenly, the wind blows the veranda door wide open and rain pours in.
    
    BARTLET
    Ah... Damn it! Mrs. Landingham!
    
    He turns away, realizing she won't come to his call, and then the door opens...
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    [walks in, small and resolute] I really wish you wouldn't shout, Mr. President.
    
    BARTLET 
    [beat, as he looks at her in disbelief] The door keeps blowing open.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yes, but there's an intercom and you could use it to call me at my desk.
    
    BARTLET
    I was...
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You don't know how to use the intercom.
    
    BARTLET
    It's not that I don't know how to use it, it's just that I haven't learned yet. 
    
    She looks at him and he smiles shyly, as if he's been caught lying.
    
    BARTLET
    I have MS, and I didn't tell anybody.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    Yeah. So, you're having a little bit of a day.
    
    BARTLET
    You're gonna make jokes?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    God doesn't make cars crash, and you know it. Stop using me as an excuse.
    
    BARTLET 
    [motions her to sit and sits down] The party's not going to want me to run.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    The party'll come back. You'll get them back.
    
    BARTLET
    I've got a secret for you, Mrs. Landingham I've never been the most popular guy in the 
    Democratic Party.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM 
    [sits opposite from him] I've got a secret for you, Mr. President your father was a prick 
    who could never get over the fact that he wasn't as smart as his brothers. Are you in a 
    tough spot? Yes. Do I feel sorry for you? I do not. Why? Because there are people way 
    worse off than you.
    
    BARTLET
    Give me numbers.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    I don't know numbers. You give them to me.
    
    BARTLET
    How about a child born this minute has one in five chance of being born into poverty?
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    How many Americans don't have health insurance?
    
    BARTLET
    44 million.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    What's the number one cause of death for black men under 35?
    
    BARTLET
    Homicide.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    How many Americans are behind bars?
    
    BARTLET
    Three million.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    How many Americans are drug addicts?
    
    BARTLET
    Five million.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    And one of five kids in poverty?
    
    BARTLET
    That's 13 million American children.
    
    CUT TO: INT. CRANE SHOT OF THE OVAL OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
    President Bartlet is talking, and the opposite chair is empty.
    
    BARTLET
    3.5 million kids go to schools that are literally falling apart. We need 127 billion in 
    school construction, and we need it today!
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    To say nothing of the 53 people trapped in the embassy.
    
    BARTLET
    Yes.
    
    MRS. LANDINGHAM
    You know, if you don't want to run again, I respect that. [stands up] But if you don't 
    run 'cause you think it's gonna be too hard or you think you're gonna lose - well, God, 
    Jed, I don't even want to know you.
    
    Mrs. Landingham walks out and gently closes the Oval Office door behind her. President 
    Bartlet stands, walks into the open door onto the veranda and lets the rain wash over 
    his face.
    
    CHARLIE [VO] 
    Mr President! 
    
    Charlie appears with a coat that he's holding unwrapped.
    
    CHARLIE
    Mr. President, it's time.
    
    Bartlet avoids the coat and walks into another door. Charlie follows him. At his desk, 
    he leaves the coat and takes off his own as well.
    
    The song 'Brothers in Arms' by Dire Straits plays softly.
    
    	These mist covered mountains
    	Are a home now for me,
    	But my home is the lowlands
    	And always will be.
    	Some day you'll return to
    	Your valleys and your farms
    	And you'll no longer burn
    	To be brothers in arms...
    
    Leo joins the President walking. Josh, Sam and Toby follow.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE STATE DEPARTMENT - NIGHT
    C.J. is on the podium in front of a filled room.
    
    C.J.
    And he'll be speaking to that just as soon as he gets here. [Reporters clamoring.] 
    Uh, Frank, then Leslie.
    
    CUT TO: INT. LIMOUSINE - NIGHT
    The President is in the limo.
    
    	Through these fields of destruction,
    	Baptisms of fire,
    	I've witnessed your suffering
    	As the battles raged higher.
    	And though they did hurt me so bad
    	In the fear and alarm,
    	You did not desert me,
    	My brothers in arms...
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE STATE DEPARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 
    
    FRANK 
    Has there been any discussion of a Special Prosecutor?
    
    C.J.
    Tomorrow morning, the President will direct the Attorney General appoint a Special 
    Prosecutor, yes. [Reporters clamor.] I can't see. Joan!
    
    CUT TO: INT. LIMOUSINE - CONTINUOUS
    The limo is driving in the rain, guards all around it. Leo looks at Bartlet worriedly.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE STATE DEPARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
    
    C.J.
    A list of three prosecutors is given to a three-judge panel. The prosecutors, as well 
    as the judges, were all appointed by Republican presidents. 
    
    Reporters clamor, as Donna and Margaret, pale and dressed in coats, tear through the 
    crowd and stand at a distance.
    
    C.J.
    Please, I can only answer 14 or 15 questions at once. Hal!
    
    CUT TO: INT. NATIONAL CATHEDRAL - CONTINUOUS
    A janitor is washing the floor and stumbles upon a cigarette. He lifts it and looks 
    outside as sirens announce the President's passing. Limos and lights are seen through 
    open doors of the Cathedral.
    
    	There's so many different worlds,
    	So many different suns,
    	And we have just one world
    	But we live in different ones...
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE STATE DEPARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
     
    C.J.
    I can't comment on a witness list that doesn't exist, but I imagine subpoenas will be 
    issued to most Senior White House Staff including myself.
    
    Reporters clamor.
    
    CUT TO: EXT. THE STATE DEPARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 
    The President arrives in the rain, slowly walks in. Everyone follows him, no umbrellas 
    are in sight.
    
    	Now the sun's gone to hell
    	And the moon's riding high,
    	Let me bid you farewell -
    	Every man has to die...
    
    Bartlet is given a towel and he wipes his face with it, as he, followed by Charlie, Leo, 
    Toby, Sam, Josh, and several Secret Service agents, heads for the conference room.
    
    CUT TO: INT. THE PRESS CONFERENCE - CONTINUOUS
    
    C.J.
    Again, I can't comment on what kind of hearings Congress has in mind. I'm sure there'll 
    be one but you'd have to talk to Congress. 
    
    Carol gives her a slight nod as she spots the President approaching.
    
    C.J.
    Okay, here now, the President of the United States. 
    
    Everyone stands in silence as Bartlet walks up to the podium. He passes C.J.
    
    C.J.
    [quietly] First row on your right.
    
    	But it's written in the starlight
    	And every line on your palm
    	We're fools to make war
    	On our brothers in arms...
    
    Bartlet looks over the room. He sees Lawrence Altman, waiting to be called.
    Instead, he points to the center of the room.
    
    BARTLET 
    Yes, Sandy.
    
    C.J. watches in shock.
    
    SANDY 
    Mr. President, can you tell us right now if you'll be seeking a second term?
    
    BARTLET
    I'm sorry, Sandy, there was a bit of noise there, could you repeat the question?
    
    SANDY 
    Can you tell us right now if you'll be seeking a second term?
    
    Charlie, C.J., Josh and Sam, Donna and Margaret, Toby and Leo all watch. 
    Leo turns to the monitor.
    
    LEO
    Watch this...
    
    They are all waiting, watching, as Bartlet slides his hands off the podium, puts them 
    in his pockets, looks away and smiles.
    
    DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
    FADE TO BLACK.
    THE END
    * * *
    
    The West Wing and all its characters are properties of Aaron Sorkin, John Wells 
    Production, Warner Brothers Television, and NBC. No copyright infringement is intended.
    
    Episode 2.22 -- “Two Cathedrals”
    Original Airdate: May 16, 2001, 9:00 PM EST
    
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