Frasier Scripts/Season 5
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[5.8]Desperately Seeking Closure [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:24
[5.8]Desperately Seeking Closure [2][Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Niles is in a cue at the counter. A man is in front ordering as three waiters work] Customer: Half caff latte, please. Waiter 1: [shouts] Half caff latte! Waitress: [shouts] Half caff latte! Waiter 2: [shouts] Half caff latte! [A coffee is made and handed to the customer] Niles: [now first in cue] I rather like this new sys..
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[5.7]My Fair Frasier [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:23
[5.7]My Fair Frasier [1][Act One] [Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier enters the booth to find Roz. He has a gift in his hand as they greet each other] Frasier: For you. [hands over gift] Roz: Oh. Frasier: A little token of thanks after you cut those new promos, Dr. Frank on KTLK practically vanished from the radio. [as she opens gift] I know I'm not very good at picking up gifts for people usua..
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[5.6]Voyage Of The DamnedFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:22
[5.6]Voyage Of The Damned ACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: Well, Karl, I guess you've got two choices. Either you have the tattoo removed, or you travel the globe searching for another soul mate named Fredwina. We'll be right back after this. He goes to commercial. Roz comes in with a travel brochure. Roz: Hey, I was just looking over this offer you got from the Siren..
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[5.5]The 1000th ShowFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:21
[5.5]The 1000th Show[Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Niles and Frasier are sitting at a table as a waiter arrives] Waiter: Hey, how're you doing, doc? The usual? Frasier: Please. Niles: I'll have my usual, too. Waiter: And that would be...? Niles: Ah! I come here every day. You must remember... my usual is... a half-caf... cappuccino... with a light dusting of... Waiter: Nutmeg. Niles: Cinna..
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[5.4]The Kid [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:20
[5.4]The Kid [2][ACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier comes into his booth. Roz, standing in the other booth, sees him come in, but turns away.] Frasier: Oh, Roz... how are you? Roz: Still pregnant. Frasier: Look, I-I'm sorry about last night. I tried to apologize, but you ran out of the party so fast. Roz: Oh, I'm sorry! Was that rude? You know more about etiquette that I do. What is the proper len..
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[5.3]HalloweenFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:19
[5.3]HalloweenACT ONE WHIMSY Scene One – Frasier's Apartment It's Halloween! The doorbell rings. Martin opens the door to Niles, wearing a bowler and clenching a cigarette holder in his teeth. Niles: Trick or treat! Or should I say, "Pip Pip!" Martin: What's with the outfit? Niles: This is part of your costume for tonight. I just picked it up for you. Martin: What? I thought you said you were ge..
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[5.2]The Gift HorseFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:18
[5.2]The Gift Horse[Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier is standing in the café when Roz enters.] Frasier: Oh, good morning, Roz. Roz: Good morning. [Roz starts to kiss Frasier passionately. He struggles free after a while.] Frasier: What the hell was that? Roz: [looks around] Oh, shoot! He's not even here! Frasier: [wiping off kiss] Who? Roz: Do you remember that guy who dumped me last ..
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[5.1]Frasier's Imaginary FriendFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:16
[5.1]Frasier's Imaginary Friend[Act One] STRANGERS ON A PLANE [Scene One - Interior Of A Plane. Frasier is sat with the woman from "Odd Man Out", Joanne] Joanne: Well, I should warn you. If we hit turbulence, I may hold on to you for dear life. Frasier: I should warn you, I'm hoping for a bumpy ride! Joanne: Why are you going to Acapulco? Frasier: Actually, it's rather an amusing story. You see,..