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[9.14] JuveniliaFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:28
[9.14] JuveniliaSkyline: The light atop the space needle flashes. ACT 1 Scene 1 – Café Nervosa. Roz and Frasier are seated. Kenny brings them coffee. Roz: Oh, thank you for the coffee, Kenny. Kenny: Oh, you don't have to thank me. We're not keeping score. Life's too short to keep track of who owes who for this or that or whatnot. Let's just enjoy ourselves. Frasier: Whatever you want, Kenny, the..
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[9.13]Mother Load[2]Frasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:28
[9.13]Mother Load[2]PREVIOUSLY ON FRASIER Scenes From "Mother Load, Part I" Niles and Daphne at the Montana: Niles: You could live here. Daphne: Are you asking me? Niles: Would you like to? Daphne: Would you like me to? Niles: Yeah. Daphne: Then I will. CUT TO: Frasier and Martin at home: Frasier: I gave the greatest speech of my condo board career, which led to a vote, which led to a ruling tha..
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[9.12]Mother Load [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:27
[9.12]Mother Load [1] Act 1 Scene 1 - The Parking Garage Fade in. Frasier pulls his BMW into his parking space. Just after, Cam Winston pulls his HMMV into the spot to his left. Frasier opens his door, but it can only swing about six inches. Cam gets out of his car. Frasier: Excuse me. Cam? Cam walks around the back of the cars. Cam: Oh, hello Frasier. Still driving a sedan? Frasier: Yes, well, ..
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[9.11] Bully for MartinFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:25
[9.11] Bully for MartinSkyline: Nothing Happens. ACT 1 Scene 1 - Radio Station. Frasier is finishing with a caller. Frasier: Terrence, I'm afraid we're nearing the end of our program, and we still haven't gotten to the heart of your problem. Terrence: Well, uh, I guess I'm just sick of being single. I mean, I'm almost forty. What kind of loser am I? Frasier: A single man in his forties is not a ..
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[9.10]Junior AgentFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:25
[9.10]Junior AgentACT ONE Scene One - KACL Close-up of a tape recorder sitting on Roz's console. On it, a man is speaking in a suave, suggestive radio voice. Widen to reveal Roz, Frasier, and Kenny listening to the tape. Frasier is skeptical, Kenny looks worried, and Roz is enjoying the hell out of it. Zach: [on tape] Janet from North Seattle, you're in bed with Dr. Zach. How can I make you feel..
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[9.09] Sharing KirbyFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:24
[9.09] Sharing KirbySkyline: A yellow sun rises over the city. ACT 1 Scene 1 - Radio Station. Frasier is speaking to an internship applicant named Lucius. He is an intellectual, geeky-looking, lanky Poindexter type. Roz is also present. Frasier: Well, I'll have to run this by the station manager, of course, Lucius, but barring any unforeseen circumstances, I believe the internship will be yours...
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[9.8]The Two HundredthFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:23
[9.8]The Two HundredthAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL Fade in. Frasier is on the air. Frasier: Welcome back, Seattle. Thank you for joining us for this, our two thousandth show. Hard to believe, isn't it Roz? Roz: No, that feels just about right. Frasier: Ah, yes, well what a festive day this is. No stop has been un-pulled. I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the anniversary luncheon sprea..
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[9.5]Love StinksFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:20
[9.5]Love StinksAct 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa Fade in. Niles is sitting at a table, Frasier is ordering at the counter. Frasier: Cranberry muffin, please. And, uh... a vanilla latte. Niles: Oh, dear, comfort food. What happened? Frasier sits. Frasier: Niles? Do you think I'm elitist? Niles: Of course I do. You needn't worry about that. Frasier: No, not in the good way. At work today, I discovered..