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[9.4]The Return of Martin CraneFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:20
[9.4]The Return of Martin Crane ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his show. In Roz's booth, Kenny is hovering over her anxiously. Roz: We have Tom on the phone from Woodenville. Frasier: [presses button] Hello, Tom. I'm listening. Tom: [v.o.; anxious, speaking rapidly] Thank God, I thought I'd never get through. Dr. Crane, I'm-I have a problem, and I don't know what to do. I'm supposed t..
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[9.3]The First Temptation of DaphneFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:19
[9.3]The First Temptation of Daphne Act One RECIPE FOR DISASTER Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Niles is setting the table for dinner. The doorbell sounds before Daphne answers it. Martin, weighed down with hunting gear, is revealed. Daphne: Hey! Martin: [grumbling] Thanks, Daph. Niles: He-hey, Dad! Eddie runs to him. Martin: Hey, boy. You missed me, huh? Daphne: So, how was your trip, Mr. Cran..
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[9.2] Don Juan in Hell [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:19
[9.2] Don Juan in Hell [2]ACT 3 Scene 1 - Lana's House. It is Kirby's graduation party. Kirby's father and Lana's ex, Bob, has just unexpectedly arrived and is speaking with Frasier, who recognizes him as the man from the baggage claim at the airport. Bob: So how do you know Kirby? Frasier: Well, I was his, uh, tutor. Bob: Yow, how much do I owe you for that? Frasier: It was a pleasure really. S..
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[9.1]Don Juan In HellFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:18
[9.1]Don Juan In Hell Bring On The Girls![with apologies to Mr. Wodehouse] "Listen, I know how bleak things can look when you're going through a dry spell, but they always end sooner or later. I remember once in Boston feeling exactly the way you do now - and the very next week, I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged... Of course, she le..
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[2.13]Retirement Is MurderFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:06
[2.13]Retirement Is MurderAct 1 RETIREMENT IS MURDER Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Frasier is gazing out the balcony door, drinking sherry. Martin and Daphne are at the table wit a bunch of files. Frasier: Ah, yes. Another beautiful Saturday night. The moon is full, the city lights are twinkling, lovers steal kisses in the park... and here, Chez Crane, my father and his assistant sit hu..
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[2.2]The Unkindest Cut Of AllFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:49
[2.2]The Unkindest Cut Of AllAct 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH EDDIE [Fade in. Daphne is ironing, Martin comes from the kitchen with a beer.] Martin: What the hell are you doing? Daphne: Ironing your son's socks. Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine? Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly a..
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[1.21]Travels With MartinFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:39
[1.21]Travels With MartinAct One. Scene One - KACL Frasier and Roz are in Frasier뭩 booth. Roz is sorting some carts, while Frasier opens his mail. Frasier: Oh look, Roz, Roz, my brochures are here! Oh, god, very exciting! Vacation! Roz takes one of the brochures from Frasier. Roz: Wow! The Golden Door Spa! Frasier: Ooh, yes! Roz: Look at those accommodations! That is nice! She gives the leaflet ..
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[1.20]FortysomethingFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.20]FortysomethingAct One. Scene One: The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on-air] Hello, Rachel. I'm listening. Rachel: [v.o.] Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle. Frasier: [off-air, to Roz] Oh goody, this is sweeps week! [on-air] Rachel: You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a..