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[11.16]BOO! (a.k.a. I'm With Her)Act 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Classical music is playing on the stereo. Frasier hurries in from the kitchen, turns up the volume, and begins to conduct to the air. [N.B. “Variations on a Theme of Joseph Haydn,” Op. 56, by Johannes Brahms.] Martin and Ronee come in the front door behind him. Smiling, Martin walks up directly behind Frasier as the pi..

[11.15]Caught In The Act ACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa – Morning Frasier is seated at a table. Martin comes in, extremely full of himself. Martin: Large coffee to go, please. [with heavy innuendo] Black. [sits with Frasier] Whew, didn’t get much sleep last night at Ronee’s. Don’t ask why, ‘cause there are certain things a gentlemen doesn’t tell. Frasier: [hoping he’ll shut up] Ah. Martin cros..

[11.14] Freudian Sleep ACT I Scene One - KACL Frasier is standing by. Frasier: We still have a few minutes left, and all our lines are open. Uh, shall I attempt another joke? Roz: [quietly] No. Frasier still looks at her questioningly. Roz: [louder] No! Frasier: All right, then. Come on, callers, don't be shy. There's still time to talk with the good doctor. Five open lines. Roz looks up at the ..

[11.13]The Ann Who Came to DinnerAct 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa [Fade in. Frasier, Roz and Niles are at a table together.] Frasier: You know, I heard the most extraordinary thing on the radio today. Niles: I know. Rubenstein's torrid survey of the Copin mazurkas. It took all my strength not to turn the car around, drive home and ravish my wife. Roz: That Daphne is one lucky lady. Frasier: No, I wa..

[11.12]Frasier-LiteACT I Scene 1 - KACL Frasier is taking a call. Frasier: Well, Morrie, if you’re not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we’re obviously dealing with a trust issue. Morrie: [v.o.] More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it, from her mother – who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn’t left. Happy New Year! Frasier: Perhaps we should ta..

[11.11]High Holidays ACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa Frasier and Roz are seated at a table. Martin comes in with Eddie. Martin: Hi, guys. Frasier: Oh hey, Dad. A waiter brings a cup for Roz and a plate of complimentary cookies. Waiter: Cappuccino to go. Holiday cookies, anyone? Frasier: Oh yes, I believe I will, thank you. Frasier and Roz each take one. Martin reaches for the plate, then pulls ..

[11.10]SeaBee JeebiesAct 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment [Fade in. Frasier is at the table, Eddie is laying on Martin's chair. Martin comes in from the bedrooms.] Martin: [to Eddie] Hey, you're lookin' a little under the weather. You all right? Frasier: He most certainly is not. He dined on that lovely can of bacon fat you've been hiding under the sink. Martin: Oh, geez. Poor little guy. [The do..

[11.09]Guns N’ NeurosesACT ONE Scene One – Apartment - Morning Martin is seated on his chair, tinkering with an old collapsible wooden playpen. Daphne comes in the front door. Daphne: Hello, Marty. What’s that? Martin: Oh, it’s Frasier and Niles’s old playpen. I got it out of storage for you. Daphne: Looks a bit rickety Martin: No, it just needs a little weight to balance it. Put a baby in there..