Frasier Scripts
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[1.7]Call Me IrresponsibleFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:04
[1.7]Call Me IrresponsibleAct One. Scene One: The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [into mike] It's 4:25 and this is Dr. Frasier Crane. Roz, who's our next caller? Roz: We have Hank on line three. He's having trouble with his neighbors. Frasier: Hello Hank. I'm listening. Hank: Am I on? Frasier: Yes, you are on the air. Hank: Hello, am I on? Frasier: Hank, listen. Turn dow..
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[1.6]The CrucibleFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:59
[1.6]The CrucibleAct One. Scene A - Frasier's booth at KACL. Frasier is on air. Frasier: You're listening to KACL 780 on your AM dial. This is Dr. Frasier Crane. All our lines are open, so please, give us a call. [silence] I'm just sitting here waiting. [silence] Hey, Seattle, c'mon, I know you're out there. Hey, look, I realise it's a sunny day but on all those rainy days, I was there for you. ..
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[1.5]Here's Looking At YouFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:57
[1.5]Here's Looking At YouAct One. Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is well into his show as he takes another caller. Frasier: Hello Doug, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm listening. Doug: [v.o:] Look, it's about my mother. She's getting on now and she doesn't have much of a life. And she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere and she literally hangs around the house all day. I mean, it's ve..
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[1.4]I Hate Frasier CraneFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:50
[1.4]I Hate Frasier Crane Act One. I HATE FRASIER CRANE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. It's the early evening. Frasier is playing a tune on the piano, Martin is looking through some old police work, and Daphne is busying herself in the kitchen. Frasier turns round to find Eddie staring at him. Frasier: Dad, he's doing it again! Must this dog stare at me all the time? Martin: I don't know. Eddi..
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[1.3]Dinner At EightFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:47
[1.3]Dinner At EightAct One. SHHH! THEY'RE HERE Scene One - The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier is at his console; Roz is in her booth. Frasier: In the greater Seattle area, the number is 555-KACL. We've got a number of lines open, so please give us a call. [to Roz] Now who's up next, Roz? Roz: We have Pam on line four. She's having a problem with her family. Frasier: [presses a button] Hello, Pam. ..
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[1.2]Space QuestFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:44
[1.2]Space QuestDEAR GOD, IT WASN’T A DREAM Act One. Scene A: The Frasier Residence, early morning. Frasier enters wearing a dressing gown. He is obviously still half- asleep. Martin is in the kitchen and Daphne is busy cleaning the dining table. Frasier yawns. Daphne: Oh, good morning, Dr. Crane. Not a morning person, are we? Well, never you mind. I am. Can't very well be a good health care pro..
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[1.1]The Good SonFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 13:40
[1.1]The Good SonAct One. THE JOB Scene One - KACL The Frasier Crane Show. Dr. Frasier Crane, the host, is at his console, admonishing a caller; Roz Doyle, his call-screener, is in her booth. Frasier: [firmly] Listen to yourself, Bob! You follow her to work, you eavesdrop on her calls, you open her mail. The minute you started doing these things, the relationship was over! [polite] Thank you for..