Frasier Scripts
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[8.7]The New FriendFrasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:39
[8.7]The New FriendACT ONE Scene One - Restaurant Frasier is sat at a table in a crowded restaurant. Several waiting diners are standing around, glaring at him. His cell phone rings. Frasier: Hello? Niles, you're forty minutes late! Listen, I've just finished my third basket of bread, and there is an angry mob breathing down my neck. What? Oh, you've torn your trouser cuff, I'm so sorry. For God..
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[8.6] Legal Tender Love and CareFrasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:39
[8.6] Legal Tender Love and CareAct 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Martin is watching television, Daphne is sitting at the dining table. The doorbell rings and Frasier comes in from the bedrooms. Frasier: Oh, Dad, you're going to have to clear out. Daphne and I are meeting with my lawyer. Martin turns off the TV. Martin: I don't know why you have to go with that high-priced lady instea..
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[8.5]Taking LibertiesFrasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:38
[8.5]Taking Liberties ACT ONE Scene One - Café Nervosa FADE IN. Frasier is sitting at table reading the newspaper when Roz comes in. Roz: Hey, Frasier. Frasier: Oh hi, Roz. Roz: Oh, checking out the personal ads, huh? Frasier: Actually, I'm looking at the want ads. I'm trying to find a housekeeper. Now that Daphne is Niles's girlfriend, it doesn't feel right to ask her to pick up after me anymor..
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[8.4]The Great Crane RobberyFrasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:37
[8.4]The Great Crane Robbery ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is wrapping up his show. Frasier: I would like to close the show today with a truly inspirational tale. One year ago, a very successful friend of mine was struck by tragedy. Prognosis: not good. Hope: slim. But armed with only fortitude, this friend of mine fought back. I'm talking, of course, about the reopening of Seattle's finest r..
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[8.3]The Bad SonFrasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:36
[8.3]The Bad SonACT ONE WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD BMW OWNERS Scene One - Bus - Night As the bus pulls over, it makes a heavy splash. The door opens, and Frasier and Roz step on. Frasier is soaking wet. Roz: Rule number one: always stand in back of the curb until the bus has come to a complete stop. Now take your money and put it right in here. Frasier: Yes, thank you, Roz, but I am not comp..
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[8.2] And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:35
[8.2] And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon [2] Act 3 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Niles and Daphne are sitting on the couch, Frasier is on the arm of Martin's chair talking to them. Daphne: Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing? Niles: Well... Frasier: If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out..
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[8.1] And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 8 2008. 6. 5. 20:34
[8.1] And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon [1]PROLOGUE Scenes from “Something Borrowed, Someone Blue”: Niles announcing his elopement in Frasier's apartment. "PREVIOUSLY ON FRASIER" at the bottom of the screen. Niles: It occurred to me I think perhaps we should try to keep this quiet from Daphne. Daphne: Keep what quiet? *** Mel: We got married! Daphne talking to Frasier. Frasier: Daphne, are yo..
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[7.24]Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:32
[7.24]Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [2]ACT THREE Scene One - Lounge at Wayside Inn FADE IN: The lounge off the dining room of the Wayside Inn. Frasier enters with a Miss Carney, the hostess. Carney: This is the lounge. And through there is the dining area where the rehearsal dinner will be. Frasier: Oh, this is lovely. Say, have you seen the bride-to-be yet? I'd like to have a word with her. ..