Frasier Scripts
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[7.23]Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:31
[7.23]Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [1]ACT ONE Scene One – Hallway Outside Frasier's Apartment FADE IN: Roz is standing at the door to Frasier's apartment when the elevator opens and Frasier, Daphne, Niles and Mel get off. All four are dressed in black. Frasier: Oh, hi, Roz. Roz: Oh, there you are. I brought something for Daphne and I was just gonna leave it with the doorman. [Daphne begins t..
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[7.22]Dark Side Of The MoonFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:31
[7.22]Dark Side Of The MoonAct One Scene One - Therapist's Room. A female therapist, Dr. McCaskill, is holding up an ink-blot to Daphne. McCaskill: What do you see here? Daphne: It's two bunnies clawing each other to death over a lima bean. [McCaskill writes in her pad] Forgive me, Dr. McCaskill, but this game seems rather silly. McCaskill: Well, I understand how you might feel that way but it's..
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[7.21]The Three Faces Of FrasierFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:30
[7.21]The Three Faces Of FrasierAct One Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Daphne is sat at the table as Martin enters in a suit. Daphne: Oh, don't you look nice. Martin: Yeah, Frasier wanted me dressed up for this mystery lunch of his. Daphne: Ha hasn't told you what the occasion is either? Martin: No, [sarcastic] but I'm sure it's something very important. I'm sure he wants to unveil his new ant..
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[7.20]To Thine Old Self Be TrueFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:30
[7.20]To Thine Old Self Be TrueAct One Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Martin is sat eating his breakfast as Frasier enters putting his tie on. Frasier: Oh, er, Dad... Martin: It's not here yet! Frasier: How did you even... Martin: You've been yakking about it for weeks! Your new blazer's coming, it's Italian, it's hand-stitched, it cost more money than my first car. Frasier: Yes, well, it's ma..
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[7.19]Morning Becomes EntertainmentFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:30
[7.19]Morning Becomes EntertainmentAct One Scene One - Café Nervosa Daphne is sat at a table as Frasier enters. Frasier: Daphne! Daphne: Hey. Frasier: Hello, I thought you were spending the afternoon with Dad. Daphne: He's in the loo. Why don't you join us? Frasier: All right, thank you. [sits] Hey, did you happen to catch the show today? I was on fire. First caller was an agoraphobic – [fists t..
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[7.18]Hot PursuitFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:29
[7.18]Hot Pursuit Act 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Daphne opens the door, Niles is there. Daphne: Dr. Crane. Niles: Hello, Daphne. [He enters.] Is Dad around? I have that videotape he wanted to see. Daphne: Actually, he's gone off with Donny. They went to a tractor pull. Niles: Ohhh... [He looks questioningly at her.] Daphne: As I understand it, they attach a large weight to a tractor and see..
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[7.17]Whine ClubFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:29
[7.17]Whine ClubAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Martin is having a coffee with a woman of about his age, Clare Wojadubakowski. They seem to be nervous. Clare: How's your coffee? Martin: Good, good. Yours? Clare: Very nice. Martin: That's good. Clare: [then] Marty, we have no reason to be uncomfortable. We're two consenting adults. Martin: What about your husband? He never consented! Clare: St..
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[7.16]Something About Dr. MaryFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 20:28
[7.16]Something About Dr. MaryAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Roz and Frasier are sat chatting. There are color charts on the table. Roz: Why did I ever decide to redecorate my bathroom? They give you about a thousand decisions to make. After a while, you can't even tell the colors apart. Frasier: Oh, Roz, perhaps my discerning decorative eye can be of some assistance, let me see here. He arr..