Frasier Scripts
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[9.8]The Two HundredthFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:23
[9.8]The Two HundredthAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL Fade in. Frasier is on the air. Frasier: Welcome back, Seattle. Thank you for joining us for this, our two thousandth show. Hard to believe, isn't it Roz? Roz: No, that feels just about right. Frasier: Ah, yes, well what a festive day this is. No stop has been un-pulled. I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the anniversary luncheon sprea..
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[9.7]Bla-Z-BoyFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:22
[9.7]Bla-Z-Boy ACT ONE Scene One - Apartment It is morning, and Niles is playing the piano softly as Martin sits down to breakfast. Outside, it is pouring rain. Daphne brings a fry-up platter from the kitchen. Daphne: I love it when he plays the piano. No matter how gloomy it is outside, it makes everything seem a little brighter. Martin: I feel the same way about bacon. [serves himself] Daphne:..
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[9.06] Room Full of HeroesFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:21
[9.06] Room Full of Heroes[Skyline: An orange sun rises over the city, and as it does, it becomes a Jack-O-Lantern. This season's color for the "Frasier" title is happily appropriate for this episode!] ACT 1 [Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment. Daphne enters from the kitchen. Frasier enters, wearing his Halloween costume. He has gray hair, a gray beard, and is wearing a nineteenth-century suit. Clear..
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[9.5]Love StinksFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:20
[9.5]Love StinksAct 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa Fade in. Niles is sitting at a table, Frasier is ordering at the counter. Frasier: Cranberry muffin, please. And, uh... a vanilla latte. Niles: Oh, dear, comfort food. What happened? Frasier sits. Frasier: Niles? Do you think I'm elitist? Niles: Of course I do. You needn't worry about that. Frasier: No, not in the good way. At work today, I discovered..
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[9.4]The Return of Martin CraneFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:20
[9.4]The Return of Martin Crane ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his show. In Roz's booth, Kenny is hovering over her anxiously. Roz: We have Tom on the phone from Woodenville. Frasier: [presses button] Hello, Tom. I'm listening. Tom: [v.o.; anxious, speaking rapidly] Thank God, I thought I'd never get through. Dr. Crane, I'm-I have a problem, and I don't know what to do. I'm supposed t..
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[9.3]The First Temptation of DaphneFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:19
[9.3]The First Temptation of Daphne Act One RECIPE FOR DISASTER Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Niles is setting the table for dinner. The doorbell sounds before Daphne answers it. Martin, weighed down with hunting gear, is revealed. Daphne: Hey! Martin: [grumbling] Thanks, Daph. Niles: He-hey, Dad! Eddie runs to him. Martin: Hey, boy. You missed me, huh? Daphne: So, how was your trip, Mr. Cran..
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[9.2] Don Juan in Hell [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:19
[9.2] Don Juan in Hell [2]ACT 3 Scene 1 - Lana's House. It is Kirby's graduation party. Kirby's father and Lana's ex, Bob, has just unexpectedly arrived and is speaking with Frasier, who recognizes him as the man from the baggage claim at the airport. Bob: So how do you know Kirby? Frasier: Well, I was his, uh, tutor. Bob: Yow, how much do I owe you for that? Frasier: It was a pleasure really. S..
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[9.1]Don Juan In HellFrasier Scripts/Season 9 2008. 6. 15. 00:18
[9.1]Don Juan In Hell Bring On The Girls![with apologies to Mr. Wodehouse] "Listen, I know how bleak things can look when you're going through a dry spell, but they always end sooner or later. I remember once in Boston feeling exactly the way you do now - and the very next week, I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged... Of course, she le..