Frasier Scripts
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[6.14]Three ValentinesFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:59
[6.14]Three ValentinesAct 1 A VALENTINE FOR NILES Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. The apartment is set up for a romantic dinner. Niles is on the phone, Eddie is sitting on the ottoman. Niles: Francois. It's Niles Crane. You delivered some champagne earlier for Valentine's Day? Well, you brought over the '88 and I asked for the '85. Yes, my date will know the difference, she happens to be ..
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[6.13]The Show Where Woody Shows UpFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:58
[6.13]The Show Where Woody Shows UpAct One Scene One - KACL, Frasier's show. Audrey has called in. Audrey: [v.o.] So, Dr Crane, I don't see why I should fix the dumb dress when my sister can't even fit into it anymore. Frasier: Audrey, you borrowed the dress, you tore it. As an old Greek haberdasher once said: "Euripedes, Eumenides." [laughs] Audrey: What? Frasier: It's just a little joke on the..
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[6.12]Our Parents, OurselvesFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:57
[6.12]Our Parents, OurselvesAct 1 Scene 1 - The Radio Station. Fade in. Frasier is on the air. Frasier: Go ahead, Sophie, I'm listening. Sophie: [v.o.] Hi, Dr. Crane. My husband's having some of his friends over to watch the game Sunday, and I think it'd be nice if I could have some of my girlfriends over too. Frasier: Sounds reasonable. Sophie: Exactly. I mean, it's just football. Larry: [in th..
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[6.11] Good SamaritanFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:57
[6.11] Good SamaritanAct 1 Scene 1 – Café Nervosa Fade in. Roz and Frasier are seated at a table near the counter. The café is very busy and all the waiters are engaged. Roz: So when's Freddie comin' in? Frasier: Oh, actually, he's arriving in a few hours, I'm picking him up at the airport. Gosh, you know, I'm so excited to see him. It was Lilith's turn to have him for his birthday this year, bu..
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[6.10]Merry Christmas, Mrs. MoskowitzFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:56
[6.10]Merry Christmas, Mrs. MoskowitzAct One. Scene One - Department Store. Roz and Frasier are walking through the store. Frasier is carrying a bag with a Menorah in it for Frederick. Roz: I thought your father was in charge of Christmas decorations. Frasier: Oh, no, no, not this year. We're doing it my way. That's why I'm ordering a tasteful tree here. They'll even deliver it on Christmas Eve,..
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[6.9]Roz, A LoanFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:55
[6.9]Roz, A LoanAct 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa. Fade in. Frasier is sitting at a table, talking on his cell phone. Frasier: A gold leaf candle snuffer? Huh. My, what a spendthrift this Charles the Tenth was. Well of course I want you to bid on it for me, Greg, so start waving your paddle! Roz comes in and sits next to Frasier. Roz: Hey. Frasier: Oh, Roz, you got my message! Roz: Yeah, you said you..
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[6.8]The Seal Who Came To DinnerFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:54
[6.8]The Seal Who Came To DinnerAct 1 Scene 1 - Cafe Nervosa Fade in. Roz is sitting at the table by the bookshelves, Frasier comes up and joins her. Frasier: What a glorious day! Can't help but put a bounce in one's step, can it? Roz: [trying to open some aspirin] If you're gonna be cheerful, sit somewhere else. Damn it! I broke a nail. Frasier: Here. Frasier takes the bottle as Niles comes up...
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[6.7]How To Bury A MillionaireFrasier Scripts/Season 6 2008. 6. 5. 18:53
[6.7]How To Bury A Millionaire Premise Niles is low on money when Maris's lawyers take hold of him and he is forced, among other things, to move out of the Montana and into Frasier's apartment. However, when he begins annoying the family he is forced to move a less exquisite building. Act One. Scene One - Frasier's BMW Frasier and Martin are driving around Seattle. They are heading towards the M..