Frasier Scripts
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[2.7]The CandidateFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:58
[2.7]The CandidateACT ONE ANDY WARHOL SAID IT BEST Scene One - Frasier's apartment. Frasier, Niles and Daphne are sitting on the couch. Martin is standing behind them. Their attentions are tuned towards the television. Martin: All right, now. Quiet, it's getting ready to start. Announcer: The following is a paid political announcement for Holden Thorpe. Niles: You dragged us over here to see a c..
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[2.6]The Botched Language Of CranesFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:57
[2.6]The Botched Language Of CranesACT ONE Scene One - Radio Station. Roz is working in her booth as Frasier enters. He is soaked to the skin by the heavy rain and his umbrella is blown out of shape. Frasier: Look at this! My so called "wind proof" umbrella. He struggles to close the umbrella but, failing, throws it away on the floor in the corridor. Frasier: I might as well use one of those lit..
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[2.5]Duke's, We Hardly Knew YeFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:53
[2.5]Duke's, We Hardly Knew YeAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL Fade in. Frasier is on the air. Frasier: Thank you for your call, Lorraine. And now, before we break for a commercial, Roz has an important message. Roz? He looks over, but Roz isn't in her booth. Frasier sits for a moment, then speaks up. Frasier: What's that, Roz? Can't come to the mike right now? Well, what she wanted to say was... He gets up..
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[2.4]Flour ChildFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:52
[2.4]Flour ChildACT ONE Scene One - Radio Station Frasier is taking a caller on his radio show. Roz is in the producer's booth. Maggie: [v.o:] It's not that I don't like him, Dr. Crane: it's just that he's got so attached to me. Roses every day for a week after two dates! Frasier: Maggie, the first thing you have to do is sit Gavin down for a nice long conversation. [Frasier notices Roz shaking ..
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[2.3]The MatchmakerFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:49
[2.3]The MatchmakerACT ONE Scene One – Apartment – Night It’s late at night and everyone is fast asleep in the Crane household. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Martin and Frasier come running out in their sleepwear, panicking. Frasier: Oh my God! Fire! Martin: Eddie! Eddie! Where are you, boy? Frasier: Dad, wake up! Dad, are you in there? Martin: Eddie! Here, Eddie! Come on! Frasier: Dad, whe..
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[2.2]The Unkindest Cut Of AllFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:49
[2.2]The Unkindest Cut Of AllAct 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH EDDIE [Fade in. Daphne is ironing, Martin comes from the kitchen with a beer.] Martin: What the hell are you doing? Daphne: Ironing your son's socks. Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine? Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly a..
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[2.1]Slow Tango In South SeattleFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 14:48
[2.1]Slow Tango In South SeattleACT ONE SLOW TANGO IN SOUTH SEATTLE Scene One - KACL Frasier is taking a caller whilst Roz is seemingly on a distant planet with her head in a book. Frasier: Hello Steven, I'm listening. Steven: [v.o:] Well, you see Dr. Crane, my wife Tracy and I are having a baby and I know we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. But there seems to be a lot of different advice..
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[1.24]My Coffee With NilesFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:46
[1.24]My Coffee With Niles Act One. MY COFFEE WITH NILES Scene One – Café Nervosa It is a very busy day, and all the tables are occupied. Niles is standing at the counter, speaking into his cellular phone. He is giving directions to Maris. Meanwhile, Frasier walks in. Niles: Calm down, dear. No, calm down, listen, take a left, then the second right, then a left again. Frasier: Is Maris lost agai..