Frasier Scripts
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[1.23]Frasier Crane's Day OffFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:44
[1.23]Frasier Crane's Day OffAct One. Scene One – KACL Frasier and Roz in their respective booths, the show is going on. Frasier: Gee, I'm sorry, Blake. When I told you to close your eyes and visualize that you were on a tropical island, I didn't realize you were calling from your car phone. The camera pans to Roz, who looks mildly horrified. Blake: [v.o.] That's OK, Doc. At least I know my airb..
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[1.22]Author, AuthorFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:41
[1.22]Author, AuthorAct One. Scene One – Café Nervosa The waitress is serving Frasier, it's his usual (or is it?). Waitress: Here you go Doc, your usual. Frasier: My usual. How lovely it is to have a usual. [tastes it] What is this? Waitress: Latte with nutmeg and cinnamon. Frasier: Ah, no, no, no, that's my brother's usual. Mine is the double Kona with cream. Niles: [entering:] Oh, Frasier, am ..
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[1.21]Travels With MartinFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:39
[1.21]Travels With MartinAct One. Scene One - KACL Frasier and Roz are in Frasier뭩 booth. Roz is sorting some carts, while Frasier opens his mail. Frasier: Oh look, Roz, Roz, my brochures are here! Oh, god, very exciting! Vacation! Roz takes one of the brochures from Frasier. Roz: Wow! The Golden Door Spa! Frasier: Ooh, yes! Roz: Look at those accommodations! That is nice! She gives the leaflet ..
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[1.20]FortysomethingFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.20]FortysomethingAct One. Scene One: The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on-air] Hello, Rachel. I'm listening. Rachel: [v.o.] Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle. Frasier: [off-air, to Roz] Oh goody, this is sweeps week! [on-air] Rachel: You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a..
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[1.19]Give Him The Chair!Frasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:36
[1.19]Give Him The Chair! ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on air] To start off the second hour, I would like to depart from my usual format because I recently read a book that... well, it truly just knocked my mental socks off. It's called “The Menopausal Male,” and its author, the distinguished psychiatric scholar Dr. Helmut Bruga, has graciously agreed to join us ..
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[1.18]And The Whimper Is...Frasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:28
[1.18]And The Whimper Is...Act One Scene A: KACL Radio Station. Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: [on-air] Just remember Angela, cosmetic surgery is only a superficial solution. You can lift your eyelids, but it can't lift that little cloud of pessimism that hovers over you. Thank you for your call. So okay Roz, who's our next caller? He looks over to find that Roz's booth is empty. Frasier: R..
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[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:26
[1.17]A Mid-Winter Night's DreamACT ONE Scene One - Cafe Nervosa Niles and Frasier are sat at a table together. Niles is ordering his coffee from Eric the waiter but Frasier just can't seem to get his. Niles: Double Cappuccino, half-caf, not-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much that it leaves a moustache. Eric: Cinnamon or chocolate on that? Niles: Oh, the..
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[1.16]The Show Where Lilith Comes BackFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:23
[1.16]The Show Where Lilith Comes BackACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Hank: [v.o.] So, Dr. Crane, I just don't know what to do about my weight. I've tried diet after diet, from the "milkshakes three times a day" to that scary bald-headed lady on TV. Nothing seems to work. Frasier: Hank, listen to me. You've got to look inside yourself. There is a part of you that isn't being ..