Frasier Scripts
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[1.15] You Can't Tell A Crook By His CoverFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:22
[1.15]You Can't Tell A Crook By His CoverAct One. Scene A: KACL corridor. Frasier is showing Martin round his workplace. Frasier: Okay, dad. Now, you've seen the executive offices, the advertising offices and the lunchroom. And we now finally come to the sanctum sanctorum: my studio. [points to his picture on the wall] You might recognize that handsome rogue over there. Martin: Wow. Your head ph..
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[1.14]Can't Buy Me LoveFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:20
[1.14]Can't Buy Me LoveAct One. Scene A: KACL Radio Station. Bulldog is in the middle of his show. Frasier is watching from the corridor. Bulldog: [on-air] ...4 for 17 on Sunday, he calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy! Frasier: [to Roz, who's just passing by] Roz, Roz. Listen, could you go in there and get my briefcase for me? I was just on my way out but I ..
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[1.13]Guess Who's Coming To BreakfastFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:18
[1.13]Guess Who's Coming To BreakfastAct One. Scene A: The Radio Station. Frasier is taking a call. Frasier: ...and though washing one's hands twenty to thirty times a day would be considered obsessive/compulsive, please bear in mind that your husband is a coroner. Thank you for your call, Jeanine. Roz, whom do we have next? Roz: We have Ethan on line three, and he's having a little problem at s..
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[1.12]Miracle On 3rd Or 4th StreetFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:16
[1.12]Miracle On 3rd Or 4th StreetAct One. THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY Scene A: KACL Radio Station. Frasier is finishing off his show, while a lively party goes on in the corridor. Frasier: [on air] Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you The very, very best of holidays. Like many of you, I'll be spending the time in the loving embrace of my family - which should give us all plenty to..
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[1.11]Death Becomes HimFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:15
[1.11]Death Becomes HimACT ONE Scene One - Apartment Daphne and Niles come out of the kitchen. Daphne: No, really. I've never had a serious boyfriend. No-one's really been interested. Niles: Men can be such pigs. [starts making a swan out of the napkins Daphne is sorting out] Daphne: It's not that people weren't trying to fix me up. Back in Manchester my mum was steering me toward Reginald Glowe..
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[1.10]OopsFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:13
[1.10]OopsAct One. HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Scene A: Café Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are there. Niles: So I just had to get out of the house. Maris's Junior League are rehearsing their spring musical - this year they're doing “Cats.” The past week and a half I've been watching two dozen underweight, tightly-pulled woman in leotards crawling round the music room, meowing. I'm telling you Fr..
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[1.9]Selling OutFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:11
[1.9]Selling OutACT ONE Scene One - KACL Radio Station. Frasier is on line with Roger. Roger: [v.o.] Well, I had a really good year. I decided hey, why not reward myself? So I bought what I really wanted - a forty- eight foot cabin cruiser. Want to know how much it cost me? I'll tell you how much it cost me: three hundred grand, not to mention the twenty thou for the custom teak decking. Now, he..
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[1.08]Beloved InfidelFrasier Scripts/Season 1 2008. 6. 5. 14:05
[1.08]Beloved InfidelACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his slot. He is on the line to Danielle, who is French. Frasier: Danielle, you're going to have to slow down a little bit, I'm having a hard time understanding you. Danielle: [v.o.; strong French accent] I'm sorry, Dr. Crane. I'm having a big, big problem with my monsieur. Frasier: Excuse me, with your what? Danielle: My monsieur. Fr..