Frasier Scripts
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[10.8] Rooms With a ViewFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:41
[10.8] Rooms With a ViewACT ONE Scene One - Niles' Hospital Room Fade in. Niles is in the bed, Daphne is puttering around. Niles holds up a card. Niles: Oh, this one's from your mom. A kitten in a basket of yarn. [He opens it to read.] "Dear Niles, I know we haven't always gotten along..." He checks the back of the card for more, but that's it. Niles: Wasn't that sweet of her? Frasier comes in w..
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[10.7]Bristle While You WorkFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:41
[10.7]Bristle While You WorkACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa Fade in. Roz and Frasier are drinking coffee at a table. Roz: Well I suppose you looked in the classifieds under "Housekeepers"? Frasier: Check. Roz: And you asked people in your building... Frasier: Check. Roz: And you called the employment agencies? Frasier: Again, check. A waiter comes and slaps their check on the table. Waiter: [sn..
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[10.6] Star MitzvahFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:40
[10.6] Star Mitzvah ACT ONE Scene One - Lilith's Home Freddie is seated at the table, writing. Lilith stands near a bookcase, going through a file drawer. Lilith: Here we are. File A, slide sheet 1, image 1 of subject Frederick G. Crane. Freddie: Mom! Lilith: [showing him the slide sheet] Here you are, just an hour after being wrestled from my grudging womb. Freddie: Gross! Lilith: You know, if ..
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[10.5]Tales From The CryptFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:39
[10.5]Tales From The CryptACT ONE Scene One - KACL Roz is in Frasier’s booth, setting up for the show. The room is decorated for Halloween. Bulldog comes into the booth, laughing. Bulldog: Hey, Roz... Several employees pass by the open door laughing and congratulating Bulldog. Bulldog: Hi, hi, hi. Roz, you just missed the classic prank of all time. I’ll admit it, this was my masterpiece. Roz: [e..
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[10.4]Kissing CousinFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:38
[10.4]Kissing CousinAct 1 Scene 1 - KACL [Fade in. Frasier comes into the booth. Roz is there with another woman.] Frasier: Well, it's official. Once again, there is no room for me at the Yo-Yo Ma Orchestral Fantasy Camp. Hello. Roz: Frasier, this is my cousin Jen. She's visiting this week, remember? Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. So how are you enjoying Seattle? Jen: Well, I've been living in Lon..
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[10.3] Proxy PrexyFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:37
[10.3] Proxy PrexySkyline: A helicopter rises above the buildings. ACT 1 [Scene 1 - Frasier's apartment. Martin and Daphne are sitting at the table.] Martin: A hell of a breakfast, Daph. I'm stuffed. Daphne: Thanks. Now come on, let's do some exercises. Martin: And risk a cramp? What kind of training did you get? [Frasier enters] Frasier: Good morning. [He sits.] Martin: Hi, Fras. Daphne: Mornin..
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[10.2]Enemy At The GateFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:37
[10.2]Enemy At The GateACT ONE Scene One - Street Frasier is driving Niles in his BMW. They are in mid-conversation. Frasier: When the phone company says they will be at your door between the hours of nine and noon, they have entered into a verbal contract. If they show up at 12:47 they are in breach of said contract. Niles is shown to be carrying a birdcage on his lap. He is looking weary. Appa..
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[10.1]The Ring CycleFrasier Scripts/Season 10 2008. 6. 15. 00:36
[10.1]The Ring CycleAct 1 Scene 1 - Wedding Chapel [Fade in. Niles and Daphne are preparing to take their vows.] Daphne: I, Daphne Moon, do take thee, Niles Crane, as my husband. I promise you my fidelity and my support, my laughter and my tears, my constant friendship and my unending love as long as we both shall live. Niles: I, Niles Crane, do take thee, Daphne Moon, as my wife. I vow to you m..