Frasier Scripts
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[5.14]The Ski LodgeFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:16
[5.14]The Ski Lodge ACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier has just finished his show. Roz comes in from her booth. Frasier: Oh well, good show today, Roz. I particularly thought that— Roz notices a woman, Connie, talking to an employee in the hall. Roz: Oh my God, there's that Connie from Promotions. Every time she sees me, she hits me up for another charity. Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe it's time y..
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[5.13]The Maris CounselorFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:15
[5.13]The Maris CounselorACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier enters his booth at KACL where Roz is pottering about. Frasier: Morning, Roz. Roz: Hey Frasier, your brother called. He said he'll be over at about seven o' clock tonight. Frasier: Oh, thanks. So, you seem awfully calm today. Roz: Well, why shouldn't I be? Frasier: Well, during ratings week you're usually rather anxious. Roz: [anxious] Oh..
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[5.12]The Zoo StoryFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:15
[5.12]The Zoo StoryAct One Scene One - Int. Cafe Nervosa. Frasier is ordering his coffee at the counter. Bebe Glazer approaches. Bebe: Well, well, well, look who's here. It's KACL's Frasier Crane. Frasier: And Rosemary's Bebe. Pause. Frasier turns back to the counter. Bebe: So, quite a little shake-up going on down at the station. I hear the new owner wants to renegotiate everyone's contract. Fr..
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[5.11]Ain't Nobody's Business If "I Do"Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:14
[5.11]Ain't Nobody's Business If "I Do"Act One MAMMA MIA! Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are sat chatting. Niles: Oh, I got your message about the wine club, Friday night, and yes, I will be there. Frasier: Oh, good, Dad's kicking me out of the house that night so he and Sherry can have a little party. [laughs] Oh, I don't know. Life really is a circle, isn't it? I'm letting Dad use..
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[5.10]Where Every Bloke Knows Your NameFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:27
[5.10]Where Every Bloke Knows Your NameAct One. A LONG TIME AGO IN A PREP SCHOOL FAR, FAR AWAY... Scene One Many years ago, in a Seattle prep school, a young Niles and a young Frasier are having lunch and a discussion in the school cafeteria. Of course, they were even more snobbish then than they are today. As Frasier eats, Niles carefully wipes his utensils with a napkin. Young Frasier: I speci..
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[5.9]Perspectives On ChristmasFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:26
[5.9]Perspectives On ChristmasACT ONE A ROOM WITH FOUR VIEWS Scene One - Frasier's Bathroom The Bathroom is dark, lit only by candles. Martin is having a massage. He tells his story. Martin: Ow! Easy. Masseur: Sorry, your neck is tight. Martin: Yeah, well, it's been a tense couple of days. Masseur: The holidays'll do that to you. Martin: Yeah well, this has been the worst Christmas ever. It all ..
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[5.8]Desperately Seeking Closure [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:24
[5.8]Desperately Seeking Closure [2][Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Niles is in a cue at the counter. A man is in front ordering as three waiters work] Customer: Half caff latte, please. Waiter 1: [shouts] Half caff latte! Waitress: [shouts] Half caff latte! Waiter 2: [shouts] Half caff latte! [A coffee is made and handed to the customer] Niles: [now first in cue] I rather like this new sys..
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[5.7]My Fair Frasier [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:23
[5.7]My Fair Frasier [1][Act One] [Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier enters the booth to find Roz. He has a gift in his hand as they greet each other] Frasier: For you. [hands over gift] Roz: Oh. Frasier: A little token of thanks after you cut those new promos, Dr. Frank on KTLK practically vanished from the radio. [as she opens gift] I know I'm not very good at picking up gifts for people usua..