Frasier Scripts
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[5.21]Roz And The SchnozFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:21
[5.21]Roz And The SchnozAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. It's the afternoon when Niles is sipping his coffee reading the newspaper. Frasier enters and takes the seat next to him. Frasier: Hello, Niles. Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: [reads from paper] “Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, ‘I got two lu..
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[5.20]First DateFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:20
[5.20]First Date Act 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Booth Fade in. Frasier's booth - Roz is checking things over when Frasier bursts in. Frasier: Dear God! Roz: Hey, Frasier. Frasier: It's a minefield out there! Everywhere I go, people are talking about this mini-series I've been watching! Roz: Oh, yeah! Did you see the ending last night? When that... Frasier: Bup, bup, bup, bup! I attended a benefit las..
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[5.19] Frasier Gotta Have ItFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:20
[5.19] Frasier Gotta Have It ACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa. The café is packed. Frasier and Roz are sitting at a table when Niles comes in. Niles: Frasier, Roz! Uh, I'd join you, but there's not a chair— Roz: Oh, actually I was just leaving. You can have mine. As Roz gets up, Niles reaches into his jacket. Roz: Niles! [grabs his arm] Every time I give you my chair, you wipe it off first. It's..
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[5.18]Bad DogFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:19
[5.18]Bad Dog ACT ONE Scene One - Int. Cafe Nervosa Frasier is in a long line behind Bulldog to get coffee. Bulldog is reading the paper. Frasier: What's going on, anyway? [glances at watch] My God, I've got an appointment in twenty minutes. Bulldog: Ah, some weenie made a big stink so they've gotta clean the milk steamer every time they use it. Frasier: Oh. Bulldog: [turning back] Is was you, w..
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[5.17]The Perfect GuyFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:18
[5.17]The Perfect GuyAct One Scene One – High-Priced French Gourmet Shop Martin is standing around with Eddie whilst Niles tastes some cheese with his eyes closed. The French shopkeeper, Robert - which, should be noted, is pronounced in a French accent with a soft t (it sounds very much like "roe bear"), helps him. Robert: Now for a difficult one. Niles: [tastes] Firm, velvety rind, a bit smokey..
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[5.16]Beware Of GreeksFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:18
[5.16]Beware Of Greeks ACT ONE Scene One – KACL. Frasier is wrapping up his show. Frasier: Well, that's all the time we have for this afternoon, Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier Crane, wishing you good afternoon, and good mental health. He goes off the air and starts gathering his things into his briefcase. Roz comes into his booth. Roz: Frasier, if I ask your opinion about something, will you give ..
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[5.15]Room ServiceFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 18:17
[5.15]Room ServiceACT ONE THE ICE WOMAN COMETH Scene One – KACL Frasier is on the air. He has just begun to listen to Betsy. Frasier: Good afternoon, Betsy. I'm listening. Betsy: [v.o.] Hi, Dr. Crane. My problem is that my husband wants to take me on a cruise for our anniversary. Frasier: Well, that sounds enchanting. Roz holds up a card that says "bathroom." Frasier dismisses it. Betsy: Yes, ex..