Frasier Scripts
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[2.15]You Scratch My Book...Frasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:08
[2.15]You Scratch My Book... ACT ONE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Fade in. Frasier and Martin are coming in the front door. Martin: Ah, I still say when some guy grabs your parking space, you don't just sit there, you say something. Frasier: Dad, when a man has no front teeth and stitches on his nose, I think it's safe to assume he's sensitive to criticism. Martin: [picking up a box] What's ..
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[2.14]Fool Me Once, Shame On YouFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:07
[2.14]Fool Me Once, Shame On YouACT ONE Scene One – Café Nervosa. Frasier is seated at a table. Niles walks in and is about to shut the door when he spots a woman behind him. He graciously holds the door open for her. Niles: Allow me. She breezes by without a word. Niles: You're welcome. [hangs up coat and walks over to Frasier] When did everyone become so boorish? [wipes down chair] Honestly, s..
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[2.13]Retirement Is MurderFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:06
[2.13]Retirement Is MurderAct 1 RETIREMENT IS MURDER Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Frasier is gazing out the balcony door, drinking sherry. Martin and Daphne are at the table wit a bunch of files. Frasier: Ah, yes. Another beautiful Saturday night. The moon is full, the city lights are twinkling, lovers steal kisses in the park... and here, Chez Crane, my father and his assistant sit hu..
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[2.12]Roz In The DoghouseFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:03
[2.12]Roz In The Doghouse ACT ONE Scene One – KACL FADE IN Frasier is listening to a caller. Marie: [v.o.] Um, you see, Dr. Crane, there's this man I'd like to go out with, but he's forty years old and he's never been married. Do you think that means something? Frasier: Well, it could mean he has a fear of commitment... or it could mean he's just been lucky! He laughs at his own wit, then realiz..
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[2.11]Seat Of PowerFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:03
[2.11]Seat Of PowerACT ONE Scene One - KACL The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier: [on air] Well, I think we have time for one last call, who's up next, Roz? Roz: We have Elliot, on line three. Frasier: Hello, Elliot. I'm listening. Elliot: [v.o. He sounds like a thirteen year old] Well, you see Dr. Crane, I have a problem. I'm a salesman... Frasier: Ah, a salesman? How old are you? Elliot: Forty-thre..
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[2.10]Burying A GrudgeFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:02
[2.10]Burying A GrudgeAct One Scene One - Radio Station Frasier is waiting anxiously in the booth. He watches as Roz runs down the hallway. He opens the door with an angry expression. Frasier: Where have you been?! We're on in two minutes! Roz: Forgive me, but I was busy preparing your schedule for tomorrow. You've got lunch with the station manager, you're recording a PSA at three o뭖lock and do..
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[2.8]Adventures In Paradise [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:01
[2.9]Adventures In Paradise [2]PROLOGUE A BRIEF RECAP BEFORE WE CONTINUE... Frasier: [v.o.] I just opened up the pages of "Seattle" magazine, and there she was... Clips from Scenes One and Four of Part I, in which Frasier meets Madeline Marshall and then agrees to go away with her. Frasier: [v.o.] So off I flew to Bora Bora, and did I receive the shock of my life... FADE TO: ACT ONE Scene One – ..
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[2.8]Adventures In Paradise [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:00
[2.8]Adventures In Paradise [1]ACT ONE Scene One – KACL FADE IN Frasier comes back on the air after a commercial. Roz is reading a magazine in her booth. Frasier: Hi, we're back. Roz tells me we have Chester on the line. [connects] Hello, Chester. How can I help you? Chester: [v.o.] I don't know. I've had a lot of fights with my wife lately. She feels I'm just wasting my life, standing still— Fr..