Frasier Scripts
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[4.22]Are You Being Served?Frasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:13
[4.22]Are You Being Served?Act 1 Scene 1 – KACL. Frasier is finishing his show. There is a crowd of people outside in the corridor. Frasier: Well, that's our show for today. But before we close I'd like to invite you all to join us here at KACL in wishing a fond farewell to our Happy Chef, Leo Pasquale, as he bubble-wraps his crepe pan and heads south towards sunny Santa Fe. Leo, you stirred us ..
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[4.21]Daphne Hates SherryFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:12
[4.21]Daphne Hates Sherry References - All the Title Cards are derived from American playwright Tennessee Williams's plays: "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof", "Suddenly Next Summer", "Night of the Iguana", and "The Glass Menagerie." - "Spam" Popular American brand of tinned ham. - "Visigoths" Barbarian tribes of the ancient world. - Tiberius, Livia, and Vipsania The second emperor of the Roman Empire, his..
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[4.20]Three Dates And A Break Up [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:11
[4.20]Three Dates And A Break Up [2]ACT THREE PROFESSOR CRANE'S SELF-DELUSION 101 Scene One - Frasier's apartment. Frasier is asleep on his couch that same evening as Daphne walks in ready to leave. Daphne: Dr. Crane, are you alright? Frasier: Daphne, shh... do you hear that? Daphne: What? Frasier: The sound of a Sherry-free apartment. [Daphne rolls her eyes] I've been basking in it for the last..
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[4.19]Three Dates And A Break Up [1]Frasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:09
[4.19]Three Dates And A Break Up [1]ACT ONE Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are sitting in Café Nervosa in the morning, chatting pretentiously about the food and drink. Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these biscotti? Frasier: So I'm not crazy. Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty-five cents. Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts, more money - something I've been aspiring to f..
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[4.18]Ham RadioFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:08
[4.18]Ham RadioAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier orders "a tall skinny to go" before briefly sitting with Martin and Niles. Frasier: You know I've only got a moment, you know I've started a very exciting project. Niles: Oh really? Frasier: Yes, you know this is KACL's fiftieth anniversary. I did a little research and found out they used to specialise in live radio dramas. So, I'm puttin..
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[4.17]Roz's TurnFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:06
[4.17]Roz's TurnGUYS AND DOLLS Act One. Scene One - Frasier's apartment. Frasier opens the door to Niles. Frasier: Niles. Niles: I'm sorry to drop by unannounced, but I need your help. Frasier: Of course. Sherry? Niles: Please. As you know, ever since I moved into the Montana I've been angling to meet our most famous tenant: Esmeralda Bing, the Walnut Queen. Well, I finally cornered her in the o..
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[4.16]The UnnaturalFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:06
[4.16]The UnnaturalAct One Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is sat at his desk on the phone Frasier: [into phone] My eight year-old son is visiting me this weekend, he asked specifically if I could arrange a tour of the Microsoft complex, I was wondering what's your policy on... [pause] I'm sorry to hear that. [pause] You know, I don't often trade on my celebrity status, but does the name Fras..
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[4.15] Roz's Krantz And Gouldenstein Are DeadFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:04
[4.15] Roz's Krantz And Gouldenstein Are DeadAct One. Scene One - Frasier's BMW He and Niles are driving down a country road, wearing their squash togs. Niles: Oh, did I mention? Two of my "Fear of Commitment" group have announced they're getting married. Frasier: Oh, congratulations. Niles: Thank you. There's a downside though - they're New Age types - the wedding's to be held in the woods. Fra..