Frasier Scripts
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[5.6]Voyage Of The DamnedFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:22
[5.6]Voyage Of The Damned ACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: Well, Karl, I guess you've got two choices. Either you have the tattoo removed, or you travel the globe searching for another soul mate named Fredwina. We'll be right back after this. He goes to commercial. Roz comes in with a travel brochure. Roz: Hey, I was just looking over this offer you got from the Siren..
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[5.5]The 1000th ShowFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:21
[5.5]The 1000th Show[Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Niles and Frasier are sitting at a table as a waiter arrives] Waiter: Hey, how're you doing, doc? The usual? Frasier: Please. Niles: I'll have my usual, too. Waiter: And that would be...? Niles: Ah! I come here every day. You must remember... my usual is... a half-caf... cappuccino... with a light dusting of... Waiter: Nutmeg. Niles: Cinna..
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[5.4]The Kid [2]Frasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:20
[5.4]The Kid [2][ACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier comes into his booth. Roz, standing in the other booth, sees him come in, but turns away.] Frasier: Oh, Roz... how are you? Roz: Still pregnant. Frasier: Look, I-I'm sorry about last night. I tried to apologize, but you ran out of the party so fast. Roz: Oh, I'm sorry! Was that rude? You know more about etiquette that I do. What is the proper len..
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[5.3]HalloweenFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:19
[5.3]HalloweenACT ONE WHIMSY Scene One – Frasier's Apartment It's Halloween! The doorbell rings. Martin opens the door to Niles, wearing a bowler and clenching a cigarette holder in his teeth. Niles: Trick or treat! Or should I say, "Pip Pip!" Martin: What's with the outfit? Niles: This is part of your costume for tonight. I just picked it up for you. Martin: What? I thought you said you were ge..
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[5.2]The Gift HorseFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:18
[5.2]The Gift Horse[Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier is standing in the café when Roz enters.] Frasier: Oh, good morning, Roz. Roz: Good morning. [Roz starts to kiss Frasier passionately. He struggles free after a while.] Frasier: What the hell was that? Roz: [looks around] Oh, shoot! He's not even here! Frasier: [wiping off kiss] Who? Roz: Do you remember that guy who dumped me last ..
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[5.1]Frasier's Imaginary FriendFrasier Scripts/Season 5 2008. 6. 5. 17:16
[5.1]Frasier's Imaginary Friend[Act One] STRANGERS ON A PLANE [Scene One - Interior Of A Plane. Frasier is sat with the woman from "Odd Man Out", Joanne] Joanne: Well, I should warn you. If we hit turbulence, I may hold on to you for dear life. Frasier: I should warn you, I'm hoping for a bumpy ride! Joanne: Why are you going to Acapulco? Frasier: Actually, it's rather an amusing story. You see,..
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[4.24]Odd Man OutFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:15
[4.24]Odd Man OutACT ONE ON THE PLUS SIDE SHE DID LOSE TWO POUNDS Scene 1 - Int. Frasier's Studio at KACL Frasier is seated in his booth. Roz stands beside him, sorting through papers. Frasier: Oh Roz, I managed to get some reservations at San Gennaro tonight. [standing] I thought we'd go celebrate your birthday. Roz: [looking up] Oh, that is so sweet, but I have a date. With that waiter we met ..
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[4.23]Ask Me No QuestionsFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:14
[4.23]Ask Me No Questions Act One THE QUESTION Scene One - Café Nervosa. Niles and Frasier are sat having coffees. Niles: Do you think Maris and I are meant to be together? Frasier puzzles over this. FADE TO: Scene Two - Frasier's Apartment. The apartment is empty except for Daphne who puts a gift bag on Martin's chair and then sits at the table. Martin enters from his room. Martin: [notices bag..