Frasier Scripts
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[7.7]A Tsar Is BornFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:26
[7.7]A Tsar Is BornAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier enters the café to find Roz at one of the front tables surfing the net on a laptop. Frasier sits with her. Frasier: Hello, Roz. Roz: Hey. Frasier: Oh, what are you up to? Roz: Oh, they put in phone jacks so you can go on-line. I was just talking to this guy who sounds really great. [Frasier sighs as if the idea is absurd] What? I'm a ..
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[7.6]RivalsFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:25
[7.6]RivalsAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier hurriedly enters the café with a pursuing Poppy hot on his heels. Poppy: Hey, Frasier! Frasier: Hello, Poppy. Poppy: You should have your hearing checked. I've been yelling "wait up!" for the last four blocks. Frasier: [excusing] Well, I must be getting old. Poppy: Like an old man can walk that fast! You were practically running the last bloc..
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[7.5]The Dog That Rocks The CradleFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:24
[7.5]The Dog That Rocks The Cradle Act One. THE DOG THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Roz and Frasier are on the sofa working on some promos. Daphne is sat at the table. Roz: I'm sorry I brought Alice today when we have so much work to do. Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Roz. You know what, you'll find another nanny soon. Roz: I better. I have a date tomorrow. It's my first o..
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[7.4]Everyone's A CriticFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:23
[7.4]Everyone's A CriticAct One. Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is signing off for the show. Roz is in her booth. Frasier: Till tomorrow then, this is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you... Roz knocks on the booth. Frasier looks around a sees a grumpy old man looking in through the screen. Frasier: Oh, yes. Be sure to tune in later for the final broadcast of KACL's loveable curmudgeon, Chester Lud..
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[7.3]Radio WarsFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:22
[7.3]Radio WarsAct One. Scene One - Frasier's Bedroom. It is pitch black at a quarter past six in the morning. The phone rings. Frasier switches the light on revealing he is in bed. He answers the phone. Frasier: Hello? Carlos: [v.o] Dr. Crane? Frasier: Yes, who's this? Carlos: Dr. Kaufmann. Bob Kaufmann of the National Psychotherapy Institute. Oh my gosh, it's six-fifteen in the morning your ti..
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[7.2]Father Of The BrideFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:21
[7.2]Father Of The BrideAct One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier is flicking through some magazines when Roz comes to join him. Roz: [sitting] Oh hey, Frasier. Catalogues? Frasier: Yes. I'm trying to find the perfect wedding gift for Daphne and Donny. Roz: Oh, right. Well, I guess now that they've set a date, I'll be getting my bridesmaid draft notice. Frasier: You know Roz, she might not even..
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[7.1] Momma MiaFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:20
[7.1] Momma Mia Act One. Scene One - Café Nervosa. Roz and Frasier are seated by the window. Frasier is waiting for his blind date. Frasier: This is exactly why I hate fix-ups, she's not coming. Roz: Just give her a few more minutes. Come on, tell me about the cabin. Frasier: Oh, all right. Well, Mom and Dad used to take us up there when we were kids. Niles and I thought it might be a nice birth..
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[2.24] Dark VictoryFrasier Scripts/Season 2 2008. 6. 5. 15:19
[2.24] Dark VictoryACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: Well, Caroline, if you've been in therapy for two years and you're feeling like you're no longer making any progress, perhaps you've reached a plateau, or you and your therapist have simply gone as far as you can together. Caroline: [v.o] Maybe it is time for a change. He's kind of dry and long-winded. Frasier: Well,..