Frasier Scripts
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[4.14]To Kill A Talking BirdFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:03
[4.14]To Kill A Talking BirdAct One. Scene One - Apartment Martin is sat in his Armchair reading the paper, Daphne is sat at the table writing a letter. Daphne notices something. Daphne: Oh dear, your chair's got another big rip in the bottom. Martin: [looks] Where? [spots it] Oh! Hand me my re-upholstery kit, would you? [She slings him a large roll of duct tape] Thanks. He kneels down to patch ..
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[4.13]Four For The SeesawFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 17:00
[4.13]Four For The SeesawAct One Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is coming towards the end of his radio show. Frasier: Well, listeners, flu season is upon us again. As is customary, KACL is offering its employees and their families free flu shots. Now, in order to show the importance of getting a flu shot, I am going to put aside my lifelong fear of needles and be inoculated right here over t..
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[4.12]Death And The DogFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:58
[4.12]Death And The DogAct One. Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is about to begin his show and is sat at his control panel. Roz is in her booth. Frasier: Roz? None of these lights seem to be flashing. Roz: Hey, what do you know, I got the same thing over here. Frasier: Well, who's our first caller? Roz: No-one. Frasier: Well, how much time do we have? Roz: None. [points] Frasier: [on air:] He..
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[4.10]Liar! Liar!Frasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:54
[4.10]Liar! Liar!Act 1 Scene 1 – Frasier’s Apartment. Frasier is seeing a guest off the premises. Both are dressed in tuxedos, as are Niles, Martin and Bulldog who are also in the room. Roz and Daphne are decked out in elegant eveningwear. Frasier: [opening the front door as the guest walks out] Glad you came back with us. I hope you had a good time. Well, I can’t tell you how much fun this has ..
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[4.9]Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just WhineFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:53
[4.9]Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just WhineAct 1 Scene 1 – Café Nervosa. Niles wanders into the Café, saying hello to Frasier and Maureen (from [3.20], “Police Story”) who are sitting down at a nearby table. Niles: Hello, Frasier. Frasier: Hello, Niles. Niles: Maureen. Maureen: Hi, Niles. Niles goes up to order at the counter where Roz is already waiting for her order. Niles: A non-fat café, plea..
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[4.8]Our Father Whose Art Ain't HeavenFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:51
[4.8]Our Father Whose Art Ain't HeavenAct One Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Eddie is asleep on Martin's chair. Frasier, Niles and Martin enter through the front door. Niles goes to the phone to check his messages. Martin: Look, we had an agreement. We went to see a movie I wanted to see, so I'm supposed to pay for the tickets. Frasier: Very well, Dad. The next time we go to see a Jean-Claude ..
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[4.7]A Lilith ThanksgivingFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:50
[4.7]A Lilith ThanksgivingAct 1 Scene 1 - Frasier's Apartment Fade in. Martin is sitting in his chair, Niles is on the phone, Daphne is ironing. Niles: Hello? Yes, Buck? It's Dr. Crane. I'm calling to see if the cabin is ready for us. You've got the case of Montrachet? Good, good. And the Thanksgiving feast will be delivered promptly at three? Good. And the woodpile's been thoroughly inspected f..