Frasier Scripts
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[4.6]Mixed DoublesFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:49
[4.6]Mixed DoublesACT ONE Scene One – Frasier's Apartment Frasier is looking through the telescope. Niles fidgets beside him. Martin is reading the paper in his Armchair. Frasier: Oh my God... breathtaking. Niles: Well, don't be greedy! Your turn was over forty seconds ago! Frasier: All right, all right, Niles, all right. [steps away] It's the penthouse unit, fourth from the left. Niles: [lookin..
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[4.5]Head GameFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:48
[4.5]Head Game Act One Scene 1 – Café Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are standing at the bar waiting for their coffees. Frasier: So I decided it was time I got to know some of my colleagues in the media. Niles: But a convention? You've never shown any interest before. Frasier: They've never held one in Aspen before! Niles: Just think: hundreds of radio psychiatrists all in the same location. One wel..
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[4.4]A Crane's CritiqueFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:46
[4.4]A Crane's Critique[Act 1] [Scene 1 – Café Nervosa. Frasier, Niles and Martin are all sitting at a table outside the Café. Niles is busy examining his coffee intently.] Niles: Is it me or is the foam a tad dense today? Frasier: Like a dreary fog on a Scottish moor. Niles: Rather than accent it overwhelms. Rather than flirt it assaults. Martin: [annoyed] Rather than watching the ballgame I ha..
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[4.3]The Impossible DreamFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:45
[4.3]The Impossible Dream Act One Scene One - A Seedy Motel Room. Frasier is lying in bed, asleep, in the motel room. He awakens and finds that he has a tattoo on his arm that reads "Chesty." There is a half-empty bottle of tequila on a table across from the bed. A shower is running, but then stops suddenly. Frasier props himself up on some pillows and folds him arms behind his head, expectantly..
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[4.2]Love Bites DogFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:43
[4.2]Love Bites Dog Act One Scene 1 – KACL. Bulldog is on the phone outside the booth. Bulldog: Baby, baby. All I’m saying is we should cool it for a while. What’s that saying... er... if you love something, let it go; if it comes back to you... yadda, yadda, yadda? Yeah, that’s it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really broken up about this. At this point Frasier walks past and Bulldog shouts at him as..
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[4.1]The Two Mrs. CranesFrasier Scripts/Season 4 2008. 6. 5. 16:41
[4.1]The Two Mrs. CranesACT ONE Scene One - Apartment It's breakfast time in the Crane household. Frasier sits reading the newspaper as Niles precariously sits, picking bits out of his muffin with tweezers and placing them neatly on his plate. After a while, it begins to irritate Frasier. Frasier: Niles, what are you doing? Niles: This fruit-nut muffin contains a number of things I don't care fo..
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[3.24]You Can Go Home AgainFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:39
[3.24]You Can Go Home AgainACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is just wrapping up. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane, wishing you all good mental health. He goes off the air. Roz comes into his booth with a small gift box. Roz: Happy anniversary! Frasier: Oh, Roz! Oh, this is so much fun, Roz! I got you one too! He hands her a similar-size gift box. Roz: Oh, thank you! O.K., you first. I mean, it..
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[3.23]The Focus GroupFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:37
[3.23]The Focus GroupACT ONE Scene One – Apartment Martin is eating breakfast. Daphne, preoccupied, taps her fork on her plate, annoying him. He slides a piece of bread under her fork. Martin: You got something on your mind? Daphne: It's Joe. Tonight's our six-month anniversary, but we can't celebrate until next week because he's flying to Las Vegas with his buddies. Martin: Oh, Vegas, huh? Grea..