Frasier Scripts
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[3.14]The Show Where Diane Comes BackFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:16
[3.14]The Show Where Diane Comes BackACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is wrapping up his show. Roz is talking on the phone and looks worried. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane, KACL, 780. He goes off the air. Roz: Frasier, that was security. Some woman insisted on seeing you, she just blew right past them. Frasier: Oh, don't panic, Roz — probably just one of my more ardent fans. Diane Chambers ..
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[3.13]Moon DanceFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:15
[3.13]Moon DanceACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier's on air at KACL and he's running out of time. But Roz still hands him over to his next caller. Frasier: Well, we've got about thirty seconds. I think we've got time for one quick call. [presses button] Hello, Marlene, I'm listening. Marlene: [v.o.] Oh my God, I'm really on? Frasier: Yes, your problem, please... Marlene: [dog barking] Lucky, Lucky..
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[3.12]Come Lie With MeFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:13
[3.12]Come Lie With Me Act 1 Scene 1 – Frasier's Apartment Daphne is waking up in her room. She rolls over and we say that Joe has stayed the night. Joe: [kissing Daphne] Morning. Daphne: [sleepily] Morning. [realising] Morning? Oh my God, Joe, get up! Get up! You were supposed to be out of here hours ago. [quickly putting on her dressing gown] You promised me that after we did the deed you'd be..
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[3.11]The FriendFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:12
[3.11]The FriendAct 1 Scene 1 – Frasier's Apartment [Martin comes in with Eddie. Frasier is sitting on the couch reading a newspaper whilst Daphne is doing the cleaning.] Martin: [talking to Eddie first] Slow down! Hey Daphne, guess what Eddie ate in the park today? Daphne: Ooh let's see. A hot dog wrapper? Martin: No. Guess again. Daphne: A cigarette butt? Martin: No. Guess again. Daphne: Apple..
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[3.10]It's Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won't LeaveFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:10
[3.10]It's Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won't LeaveAct 1 Scene 1 – KACL Frasier is doing the show and signs off for a commercial break. Roz comes into the booth. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane. We'll be right back after this. Roz: OK, after this spot we're gonna come back in 15 seconds, you do a station ID and then toss it to the news. I'll count you down. Frasier: That won't be necessary. I h..
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[3.9]Frasier GrinchFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:09
[3.9]Frasier GrinchACT ONE Scene One - Cafe Nervosa. Frasier is seated at the table by the bookshelves. Niles enters. Frasier: Ah, Niles. Niles: Hello. Is it just me, or are the sidewalk Santas getting pushy? Frasier: Well, tomorrow is Christmas. I suppose they might be expecting a little downturn after that. Niles: [to waitress] Cappuccino, please. [to Frasier] So? When does Frederick arrive? F..
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[3.8]The Last Time I Saw MarisFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:08
[3.8]The Last Time I Saw MarisACT ONE Scene One – KACL Frasier is doing his show. Vinnie: [v.o.] Anyway, Doc, I got this thing. It's, uh, got to do with women. Frasier: Well, I sense you're having trouble finding Miss Right. Vinnie: What, are you nuts? I meet Miss Right most every night! Eager young college girls, tough career women hungry for a little R-and-R, if you know what I'm saying... Fra..
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[3.7] The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty GirlFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:07
[3.7] The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty GirlPROLOGUE Daphne: [v.o.] Previously on Frasier... This episode is the second in a two-parter (the first being "Sleeping With The Enemy," and begins with a montage of four clips from the previous episode: - Roz telling Frasier that Kate has cancelled the KACL staffers' annual pay raise; - Frasier and Kate arguing and then kissing; - Martin suggesting t..