Frasier Scripts
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[3.6]Sleeping With The EnemyFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:06
[3.6]Sleeping With The EnemyACT ONE Scene One - The Frasier Crane Show. Frasier, on the air, is listening to a caller, and Roz is in her booth. While the caller is talking, Frasier looks into Roz's booth and sees that an agitated-looking Noel has entered. Noel has a brief conversation with Roz; she looks worried, takes off her headphones, and leaves the booth hurriedly with Noel. June: [v.o.] We..
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[3.5]Kisses Sweeter Than WineFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:06
[3.5]Kisses Sweeter Than WineAct One. Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is nearing the end of his show when he gets another caller. Frasier: Roz, who's our last caller? Roz: On line two we have Marilyn. She's feeling a little homesick. Frasier: Go ahead, Marilyn. Marilyn: [v.o:] Well, I like living in Seattle but, I don't know, I grew up in this little town in Wisconsin and I really miss that l..
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[3.4]Leapin' LizardsFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:04
[3.4]Leapin' LizardsACT ONE Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is sat in his booth reading some papers as Niles taps at his window. Frasier signals for him to enter. Frasier: Hello, Niles. Niles: Frasier, quick, give me your museum membership card. Frasier: What for? Niles: I just heard tickets go on sale today for the exhibit of fourteenth century Japanese netsuki figurines. Frasier: Oh, then t..
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[3.3]Martin Does It His WayFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:02
[3.3]Martin Does It His WayAct One. Scene One - KACL. Frasier is approaching his last caller of the day. Frasier: Well, we have time for one more caller. Roz? Roz: We have Ed on line three. Frasier: Hello, Ed, I'm listening. [no answer] Ed? [no answer] Ed? Well, we seem to have lost Ed. Let's take another caller. On line four we have.... Roz? Roz has begun eating and cannot talk because she has ..
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[3.2]Shrink RapFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:01
[3.2]Shrink RapACT ONE Scene One(a) - Therapist's Office The scene fades in on Niles, who is lying on a therapist's couch, pouring his heart out. Niles: You try and try, but at some point you finally have to admit, as much as you care about each other, your relationship isn't working and hasn't been for some time. The camera pans across to show Dr. Schachter, a couples therapist, sitting in an e..
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[3.1]She's The BossFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 15:59
[3.1]She's The BossACT ONE Scene One – Apartment Daphne is eating breakfast at the table. The door opens and she hears two dogs barking at each other. Martin drags Eddie through the door. Martin: Come on in! Come on, it's all over! He won't mess with you! [closes door; to Eddie] Are you nuts? That was a Doberman! Daphne: Oh dear, what happened? Martin: Oh, get the first aid kit. Eddie got into a..
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[7.9]The Apparent TrapFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:28
[7.9]The Apparent TrapAct One. Scene One - Radio Station. Roz is organizing some carts with her baby daughter Alice in her arms. Alice is dressed in a cute turkey suit. Frasier enters her booth and greets them. Roz: Morning, Fras. Frasier: Hi, Roz. Roz, is baby Alice dressed as a little turkey or am I just very, very hungry? [laughs] Roz: We're flying home for Thanksgiving right after the show. ..
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[7.8]The Late Dr. CraneFrasier Scripts/Season 7 2008. 6. 5. 15:27
[7.8]The Late Dr. Crane ACT ONE Scene One - Frasier's Car Niles and Frasier are enjoying a ride in the BMW, and I use the word "enjoy" loosely. Frasier is driving, Niles is whining in the passenger seat with his raincoat collar turned up around his neck. Niles: I can't believe how cold it is in here. Frasier: Niles, the climate control is on, it's perfectly comfortable. Niles: Oh, really? Touch ..