Frasier Scripts
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[3.22]Frasier Loves RozFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:35
[3.22]Frasier Loves RozACT ONE Scene One - KACL Nearing the end of another show. Frasier: Go ahead, Tom. I'm listening. Tom: [v.o.] Hi, Dr. Crane. Uh, it's about my girlfriend. My problem is, I don't know if I love her for herself Or because things are so great between us physically. Frasier: Well, how long have you two been together? Tom: Six years. Frasier is surprised. Roz mouths, "Wow." Fras..
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[3.21]Where There's Smoke There's FiredFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:33
[3.21]Where There's Smoke There's FiredACT ONE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment. Martin is reading the newspaper as Daphne is wandering about the living room when the doorbell sounds. She shouts "coming" then opens the door to find Niles on his mobile phone. Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane. Niles: [into phone:] My God, after all our years together - all the good times, all the bad times - you can't loan me..
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[3.20] Police StoryFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:31
[3.20] Police StoryACT ONE Scene One – Street - Night Frasier is driving at breakneck speed, with a highly agitated Roz in the passenger seat. Roz: Faster, Frasier, faster! [throws her leg across and stamps the accelerator] You can make this light! Frasier: God, you're going to get us killed! Roz: I can't be late for this date! Frasier: Oh, this is ridiculous! First the drycleaner, then the ATM,..
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[3.19]Crane Vs. CraneFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:30
[3.19]Crane Vs. CraneAct One Scene One - Frasier's apartment. Daphne is sitting at the dinner table. Martin enters from the kitchen, carrying a bag of potato chips. As he opens the bag, Eddie runs in. Martin: Oh, how does he always hear me? Daphne: He doesn't. He just swings through every twenty minutes. He knows you'll be eating some kind of junk. Martin: Well, I don't want him eating these. Da..
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[3.18]Chess PainsFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:29
[3.18]Chess PainsACT ONE Scene One – Frasier's Apartment It's evening. Niles is sitting at the dinner table, eyes shut. Frasier: Are your eyes closed? Niles: What is it? Frasier places a huge, gorgeously elaborate antique chess set on the table. Frasier: It's something my antiques scout found for me. Voila! [Niles opens his eyes and gapes] Paris, 1882! Designed by Jean- Francois Blon, while atte..
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[3.17]High Crane DrifterFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:26
[3.17]High Crane DrifterAct One Scene One - KACL Frasier's show is on the air, but Frasier is nowhere to be seen. A nervous Roz is filling in. Roz: Well, it's uh... 2:07, here on the Dr. Frasier Crane Show. As I said, I'm Roz Doyle, Frasier's producer, [looks to see if Frasier is coming] filling in for the temporarily detained Dr. Crane. [picks up a copy] It's cloudy and 62 degrees outside comin..
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[3.16]Look Before You LeapFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:24
[3.16]Look Before You LeapACT ONE Scene One - Frasier's Apartment - Morning Daphne is setting the table for breakfast. Martin comes out. Martin: Hey, Daphne! You seen Eddie? Daphne: No, I haven’t. Martin: It just doesn’t feel right to start the day without him licking me awake. Daphne: Well, don’t look at me. Frasier comes in the front door with Eddie. Frasier: Morning, all. Daphne, I got treats..
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[3.15]A Word To The WiseguyFrasier Scripts/Season 3 2008. 6. 5. 16:20
[3.15]A Word To The Wiseguy ACT ONE Scene One - Apartment The scene opens with Daphne sitting at the table eating her breakfast. Martin is sitting in a chair against the door. Frasier enters from the direction of the bedrooms. Frasier: Morning Daphne, Dad. Daphne: Shhh! [re: Martin] You'll ruin his concentration! He's on a stakeout to catch whoever's been pinching our newspaper. He's been at it ..